Plant Zaddy

Sometimes you drink the cattle other times the ravens perch your eyelashes

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sailorbrazil]

tumblrs over.. time to go back to smoking opium on those long pipes in the back alley lads

[benthictitan]

I've changed a lot of my priorities in the past year. I don't want prestige anymore. I want to be happy and content

[benthictitan]

Smoking weed everyday is drug abuse, objectively.

But my dumb ass has figured out how to smoke every day and be a good student/friend/boyfriend so yeah w/e I abuse drugs

[benthictitan]

My life and family is literally falling apart in front of my eyes. Lit

[gaypeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[tk-senpai]

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

[prettyandmean]

He needs reassurance too! He had relationship issues too! People left him too! He has anxiety too! He has insecurities too!

[artwoonz]

By: Vincent Bal Instagram: @artwoonz

[gettingfitwithcrossfit-deactiva]

I love different.

This is different, and simple, and for some reason it just made my day.

[scratchyderose]

Stephen Hillenburg is up there now, with Stan, Walt, and Chuck…RIP…

[noodlelove15]

SpongeBob: Isn’t he beautiful? 

Patrick: How high’s he going to go? 

SpongeBob: All the way, Patrick, up to the great beyond. Goodbye, friend. 

Patrick: Happy trails! 

SpongeBob: He’s on the other side now. 

Patrick: Yeah. He’s in a better place.

Farewell Stephen Hillenburg. Thank you for creating my childhood. You will be missed. 

[themrock]

RIP Stephen Hillenburg

[sixpenceee]

Wow… Via u/PaxVobiscuit

[witch-robin]

…………….oh

[sixpenceee]

Surface of Mars from InSight. Unlike Opportunity and Curiosity, the rovers that trundle across Mars in search of interesting rocks, InSight is designed to sit still and listen. Using its dome-shaped seismic sensor, scientists hope to detect tiny tremors associated with meteorite impacts, dust storms and “marsquakes” generated by the cooling of the planet’s interior. 

As seismic waves ripple through, they will be distorted by changes in the materials they encounter — perhaps plumes of molten rock or reservoirs of liquid water — revealing what’s under the planet’s surface. InSight’s seismometer is so sensitive it can detect tremors smaller than a hydrogen atom. (Source)

[leafy-friends]

Quick question

Would you guys mind if I shared some plant facts every so often

They’ll mostly be what I learned in my horticulture course

(The posts have started now)

[benthictitan]

Pls do, I'm almost finished with a degree in Horticultural Production and Marketing Pls

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo Consoles under an X-ray machine

[lady-nounoum]

Varus: Retribution