A Heathen's Diary

scribbling and bibbling. Fanart • Poetry • Moody Pictures shuddup and have coffee with me, metaphorically ☕ instagram: @ bentleydemon

[bentley-demon]

*Adds in a whisper* not in a creepy way though-

[neil-gaiman]

May I again request a head pat in these trying times

There there.

Um.

There.

[bentley-demon]

That one time Aziraphale designed some road signs

[absolutebuffoonery]

I convinced my dad to watch merlin with me and here’s what he has to say

“They both have hard-ons right now.” -after Merlin and Arthur fight in s1e1

“For a land where magic is illegal, everyone fuckin does magic.” 

“What a pain in the ass!” -about kilgharrah

“He has no luck with women” -about Arthur 

“I like the old coot!” -about Gaius

“Oh they give each other eyes now!” -s1e4, on the first occasion of merthur eye sex 

*whispers* “I love you, Arthur” -mimicking Merlin mumbling under his breath while poisoned by the mortaeus flower 

“Where do they find all these pretty men?” -when Lancelot is introduced 

“Oh look, someone is having fever fits again.”

“Gwen could definitely do more damage with a sword than Merlin.” 

“YOU’RE TELLING ME NOBODY SAW THAT?” -one of the many times when merlin uses magic very loudly in a large crowd 

“Uther’s just not very bright, is he?”

“What a cutie patootie!” -about colin morgan (he roasts me all the time for obsessing over his cute little face) 

“Wow, a noogie! That’s hardcore.” -s2e9, arthur and merlin “that’s better” scene

“Well, he IS cute as a dickens.” -when Alice tells Gaius that she’s missed him, s3e9 (this one took me out)

“I asked a coworker if he’s seen this show and he asked me to describe it, so I told him that it’s about King Arthur lore but they’re teenagers and it’s incredibly homoerotic.”

[bentley-demon]

I get this urge to tag fandoms in things not fandom related, because it's like taking hold of my family's hand and saying "Look! Do you maybe like this too? (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠)"

[bentley-demon]

Can someone

Explain to me why

Poems are sometimes

Written like

this? I am

Confusion.

[bentley-demon]

Sad demon hours.

Suuuuuper quick study of expression which I then tweaked to look like Crowley. Threw some color/lighting in there last minute, don't judge me on them, lol

-Please ignore whatever's going on with his ear, the study was on expression, have mercy-

[thoughtkick]

“You felt familiar the moment I met you. A lovely sort of déjà vu. When we spoke or laughed or danced I became overwhelmed by the powerful sensation that I had been here before. And when we kissed I felt the energies of a thousand lives on our lips, like our souls had known each other all along.”

— Beau Taplin

[cottoncandysprite]

I don't want sex I want whatever weird centuries long courting ritual the male characters in Neil Gaiman works keep having

[neil-gaiman]

So I read a post about you saying Dream would've been angry if the other Endless had saved him from his imprisonment because he felt it was his responsibility to take care of himself. If so, then why did he look and sound hurt and sad when he said:

"I am quite sure they know what happened to me... And not one of them came to my aid..." ?

Not to mention he looks like he's about to cry all the time 😭😭

(not sure if this has been asked before or is closely related to some, so I apologize)

If you were in my class and asked a question like that, I would probably nod intelligently to let you know I had heard you and then say, "that's a very good question, @cookieeater07 . Why do you think he might have said that?"

[notdeadjustrotting]

Is this author and/or teacher speak for “I don’t know”?

[neil-gaiman]

No, it's author/teacher speak for Come on, you've got a brain and I'm not here to think for you -- I'm here to teach you to start thinking.

[bentley-demon]

Doesn't get more wholesome than this, guys.

{Made by Pachiary, who goes by @ kaeriruu on Instagram now 🖤}

[reading-books-in-the-moonlight]

"You love art, don't you?"

"What else is there?"

[elinordash]

Take my hand, I’m a stranger in Paradise

[hypahfixations]

It's not enough to just watch this show anymore.

I must crumple it up and eat it.

[sophica]

[bentley-demon]

Expressions from that one, particular, scene.

Careful, don't slip on my tears 🚧

[neil-gaiman]

What do you think is the best thing to have come out of the fandoms your works have created? Fanart, fanfics, the sense of community, etc?

The children, from the people who met because they liked the stories, and got together.