IAMATTHECENTEROFEVERYTHINGTHATHAPPENSTOME

I go by Weapon. it/its entp 7w8, & 22 of god's own years. main fandoms r drakengard/nier, ace combat, ultrakill, creepypasta, dune, & rimworld! https://smiledawg.straw.page/

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put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

[fillianore-moved]

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

[nomaumona]

This guy is about to have a lot of free time. I still like the original series the most with all the horror and blood-curdling screams.

[byjove]

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

[trashbagscollection]

[byjove]

it’s shrew. I mean true.

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[beovvlf]

they made him so moe im going to be ILL

[ivytherium]

Comfortable hole, bye

[mackintoshx3]

grimdark is so funny because it's like

MURDERRRRR🔪🔪💀💀💀

HATREDDDD👹👹👹

DESPAIRRRRR💉💉💉💉💉

and the people who like those things are like trans girls that look like this

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[essaimart]

she needs a lot

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[retrik]

was about to say “nice back” but that sounds weird

[badassdemonsword]

Bro, its weekend, join me in my outer haven

[badassdemonsword]

[scullee]

here’s some project hail mary studies i did recently in heavypaint

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????