i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies

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Jules of Nature

Janaina Medeiros
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@venonomnomicon
i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!
dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede
i dont know you, who are you?
northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"
Morning routine of sharpening my super-long toenails on the blackboard flooring I installed on my house to scratch my butt with
its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act
then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.
brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man
i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers
I have a theory that could revolutionise computers.
Computers = Nature = People = Computers
I have a theory that could revolutionise computers.
the fbi or cia really want to psyop me into jerking off to "Kit Gamerverse" from some new indie animated bull shit but im not gonna let them. they tried with the pomnys. they failed. they tried with the hazbens. they failed. they tried with the deltrarunes. okay yeah maybe they got me there but NOT ANYMORE. i will not be tricked by the enemy forces. i look at fat teto and sweaty kikuri like a LOYAL SOLDIER. you can't get me government.
you can have it if you like
have your people contact mine.
this goes deeper than you could possibly hope to understand.
Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.