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i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!

cheaphalloweencostume

i hope its macaroni art

#SoundCloud

theegoist

Jules Perahim (Romanian, 1914–2008) - Composition surréaliste, Oil on plywood, 40 x 41 cm (1988)

hungwy

They're making pig tunnels vast underground networks of pig tunnels barely fit the beast in pig tunnels tubes of dirt and sand and stone ten to twenty feet down pig tunnels huffing puffing snorting pig tunnels right under all of us pig tunnels pigs weaving in and out of pig tunnels clambering frightened through the darkness for hours pig tunnels and where are the entrances and exits to pig tunnels where do they get the pigs for this pig tunnels

3000s

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

3000s

i dont know you, who are you?

#LOVE VERY VERY CUTE #LOVE LOTS

maykitz

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

nanoraydx

Morning routine of sharpening my super-long toenails on the blackboard flooring I installed on my house to scratch my butt with

creekfiend

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.