i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!
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if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor

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Keni

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@venonomnomicon
i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!
i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.
creator of dungeon tripwire probably got a crazy ego from mogging all the clumsycore stumblers
puppet hold
guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year
the canon ending to dinner
Eel Shrine benefits VS BOAR Shrine powers
her name is parmesan cheese bite
i want to smush my face into parmesan cheese bite and feed her whatever her heart desires
so romantic....
yep just easily hacked boosternet and deleted all traces of my uncles dui from the datastream
Ants when you pick up a rock
The Value of Your Life
GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD JACKASS
I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it
Inktober day 1
i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing
I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude
Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu
Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?