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[kindaorangey]

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[pitchpatronus]

Back tracking to Carry On Countdown, Day 16: Re-Imagined Scene. What if Simon and Baz had used their words and communicated about their feelings at the end of Wayward Son?

[parijpg]

Carry On Countdown Day 15: Floral

Tattooed! Baz. This is somewhat inspired by Baz in Beautiful Stranger by @angelsfalling16 . Apologies if the tattoos are all wrong, I know absolutely nothing about them. 🙈

I had a lot of fun drawing this, I love Baz and I love florals! :D

[sortofsea]

[peachesobviously]

Basilton Grimm-Pitch - Fangs & Flowers

[mara-miranda]

Day 24 Dizzy

[kevinwada-deactivated20230323]

Any Way The Wind Blows teaser

Both gray and yellow versions

[cynopoe]

Not a wayward son spoiler. Probably.

[The sky is huge, blue and full of lens flare]

[ohneils]

wayward son out of context 

[theinsidiouspitch]

Reblog with an underappreciated Carry On quote

“I don’t expect people who come to my house to obey whatever’s cross-stitched on the throw pillows”

[korporeal-deactivated20170227]

*pulls out my kindle* its my time to shine

“Snow was a wreck at dinner. Which i might have enjoyed if i wasnt so desperate for him to stay.”

“So lame. So eternally lame.”

“I dont actually want him to get so frustrated that he leaves. (I never want snow to leave).”

“My road to hell isnt paved with good intentions– or bad– it’s just my road.”

“’I think she likes you better than me.’ He tilts his head and shrugs again. ‘Why wouldn’t she?’”

“He’s looking very pained now. ‘I’m not ever going to come between you and Wellbelove. I was always just trying to piss you off.”

“’I’m just telling you to be careful,’ I say. ‘Stop showing concern for my well-being, Snow. It’s making me ill at ease.’”

“People who tell you that slamming and bashing into things wont make you feel better havent slammed or bashed enough.”

“’Your family hates me.’ ‘Yes, and? So do I.’”

“It’s like he’s got two emotions– pissed off and sadistically amused. (And plotting, is that an emotion? If so, three.) (And disgusted. Four.)”

“Snow licks his bottom lip and closes his eyes halfway. Is this how he looked this afternoon? Crowley.”

“’Baz isnt dead.’ ‘Well hes not alive.’ ‘I … I think he is,’ I say. ‘He has magic. Thats life.’”

“’Im not trying to hurt youu; im trying to protect you from your own disgusting manners. The room wont blame me this time, you oaf.’”

“’Obviously,’ I say. ‘What was i thinking.’ ‘Obviously,’ Baz says. ‘You werent.’”

“Baz bows humbly. Perfectly. His hair falls forward.”

“Fierce and imperious, just like his mother.”

“His eyes narrow. Im stupidly flustered.”

“Its like his face was designed for pouting.”

“I go to the window to see if i can spot Baz out on the pitch.”

“’[…] I was–its about Baz.’ Penny rolls her eyes.”

“How was i supposed to eat and sleep, knowing he was out there, plotting against me?”

“He’s half a fucking numpty himself.”

“’Gentlemen,’ I say. ‘What have I missed?’”

“Fucking horsier.”

“Fucking hell, I cant– I just. I cant.”

“I run towards the Cloisters anyway because i dont want to go back to my empty room.”

“It takes more than magic to make a mage.”

“Every night i turn back when i get to the end of my rope.”

“Its like Im in a dark room, and i only ever have enough light to see one corner of it at a time.”

“’The dead one? With the pretty eyes?’ ‘Yes.’”

“I’d eat butter with a spoon if it were acceptable.”

“Baz has never violated the Anathema. Not even when we were kids.”

“[…] evil, plotting vampires.”

“’Dont say hello, Simon,’ she’s told me. ‘Because then we’ll have to say goodbye, and i cant stand goodbyes.’”

“I take a deep breath now, trying to catch a hint of cedar.”

“’Why are you already weeping?’ he snarled. ‘You’re ruining my plans to push you to tears.’”

“’[…] I’ll get my shit together eventually and solve more problems than i cause.”

“And it’s not like he’s [the mage] my dad.”

“It’s the good things that’ll drive you mad with missing them.”

“[…] half-arsed squirrel demon.”

“[…] I’ll do anything to make sure it’s [magic] always here for me to come home to.”

jfc this was long

[theinsidiouspitch]

sorry to bother you guys but you can call off the search b/c they have all been found

I repeat: THEY HAVE ALL BEEN FOUND

[helloiamace]

also 

“fuck a nine toed troll, Simon” and 

“or maybe I’m swooning, It’s not beneath me. (Snow is. Beneath me.)”

[vkelleyart]

It is a day for anniversaries, it seems! A year ago September, I drew my first picture of Simon and Baz, and nothing’s ever been the same after that. I thought long and hard about how I wanted to commemorate this event, especially in the wake of wonderful things to come, and decided to make a companion strip to go with “Two Kisses” as a prequel to what happens to Simon’s cross in that particular strip. I especially always wanted to imagine the moment when Baz finally acts on his love for Simon, his “attack” expression included. It took nearly three weeks to create.

To @rainbowrowell I will be forever thankful for the spark her work has lit in me to create, not just Fanart, but my original work as well. To all of you who have made such a warm home for me in Carry On fandom, I am so very grateful for your friendship and inspiration. This year has been a wild ride, and I’m so happy you were a part of it.

❤️, Venessa

[vvithel]

everyday i thank rainbow rowell for creating baz pitch cuz he’s a blessing

[kdillustrations]

Quick painting over my old sketch ^^

[sd-wafiya]

another lonely night :// been reading a lot of snowbaz fic in preparation for wayward son and this is the result

[sncwbaz]

i’m just gonna sit here, sad that i won’t be able to get this edition of wayward son

[allons-gab]

“Dating Simon Snow hasn’t been the erotic gropefest I’d always imagined― so far, it’s a lot of sitting in silence and thousand-yard stares― but we do hold hands almost all the time.”

They were always holding hands, a gesture that maybe wasn’t much, but in fact was carrying so many feelings.

[scootervoid]

my rosebud boy