BERNARD of the Rescue CORPS!

What is UP with YOU?

[bernard-blogging]

Bernard are you okay you haven’t been online since may

I AM alive! I did NOT die!

[dingo-posting]

Heya, DINGO! It is me, your PAL Bernard! Just checking in...as one DOES, of course. Have you seen my spare SHADES? I had a run in a little while back, and never fixed them UP!

@bernard-blogging

Your huh? Why would I have your shit?,.........you can uh. Check my things if you want though

[bernard-blogging]

Thanks BUDDY! I owe you ONE!...not really.

(Bernard loosely investigates, quite possibly messing some things up obliviously...or deliberately?)

[dingo-posting]

(is he fucking with me)

..Uh.you find them?

[bernard-blogging]

Not yet, DINGO!...

...they may not be HERE, actually. You got any idea where they MIGHT be?

(His grin looked unnatural and forced, instead of his usual suave and charming smile.)

[dingo-posting]

No.. aren't they always on your head? Face? Uuh, whatever. I don't know, man.

( ("¬_¬) )

[bernard-blogging]

...THESE are broken. I am looking for my SPARE. PAIR.

(He looks frustrated.)

Whatever. I will ask...someone ELSE.

[dingo-posting]

Heya, DINGO! It is me, your PAL Bernard! Just checking in...as one DOES, of course. Have you seen my spare SHADES? I had a run in a little while back, and never fixed them UP!

@bernard-blogging

Your huh? Why would I have your shit?,.........you can uh. Check my things if you want though

[bernard-blogging]

Thanks BUDDY! I owe you ONE!...not really.

(Bernard loosely investigates, quite possibly messing some things up obliviously...or deliberately?)

[dingo-posting]

(is he fucking with me)

..Uh.you find them?

[bernard-blogging]

Not yet, DINGO!...

...they may not be HERE, actually. You got any idea where they MIGHT be?

(His grin looked unnatural and forced, instead of his usual suave and charming smile.)

[dingo-posting]

Heya, DINGO! It is me, your PAL Bernard! Just checking in...as one DOES, of course. Have you seen my spare SHADES? I had a run in a little while back, and never fixed them UP!

@bernard-blogging

Your huh? Why would I have your shit?,.........you can uh. Check my things if you want though

[bernard-blogging]

Thanks BUDDY! I owe you ONE!...not really.

(Bernard loosely investigates, quite possibly messing some things up obliviously...or deliberately?)

[bernard-blogging]

Hiii!!! You okayy?????? :]]] [ jus. Checking to see if the blog here is . Alive hii!! ]

Actually, I have felt like taking a BREAK as of recent. I will be INACTIVE for...a WHILE. Thank you for checking in on ME, at least.

(ooc; i've lost interest with pikposting as of recent, and my schedule has gotten crazy busy! i won't be posting for a while, and if i were to, it would probably just be with text. and i don't want to post with just text for these "important lore moments"!! so i'll be inactive on this blog for a while. feel free to fill my inbox with asks for my eventual return, for when i [hopefully] decide to come back!)

[bernard-blogging]

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...you don't know ME, fool.

[bernard-blogging]

Hey, Bernard! I was wondering if you've seen Santi around recently? He was talking about you the other day!

He WAS? That is INTERESTING...

[bernard-blogging]

What the frick just happened??

...I do NOT know. But Plasm is GONE now...I guess that means I can LEAVE!

[bernard-blogging]

hi Bernard

-@plasm-wraith-posting

Hi PLASM! Can I go HOME now?

[plasm-wraith-posting]

...yes. But before you go, I want to show you something.

[bernard-blogging]

Sure! What's UP?

[plasm-wraith-posting]

It is this way! Come over and see!

[bernard-blogging]

Wow! Nice ROOM you got here! Nice and DARK! Cool RED X on the floor too!

[bernard-blogging]

hi Bernard

-@plasm-wraith-posting

Hi PLASM! Can I go HOME now?

[plasm-wraith-posting]

...yes. But before you go, I want to show you something.

[bernard-blogging]

Sure! What's UP?

[bernard-blogging]

hi Bernard

-@plasm-wraith-posting

Hi PLASM! Can I go HOME now?

[bernard-blogging]

You good currently? Also, you’ve come in contact with the Plasm Wraith?

...KIDNAPPED. The word you're LOOKING for is "KIDNAPPED". But besides THAT, things are ALRIGHT!

[bernard-blogging]

You… uh… you good?

I WISH I was! Although things are A-OK here, I'm still being held PRISONER!

[bernard-blogging]

Bad news! While Plasm was transporting me BACK to their place, they broke my COMMUNICATOR! They're PRETTY clumsy! I'm LUCKY to have brought a backup, so I'm STILL here!