Plasm I love your posts and how you speak it makes me gigglllleeee. So cool, so epic, so elegant!
The corpse rots away little by little each day. I wonder how long it holds together for before it is nothingness. Before long, I will need another guise. Another disguise. And very soon, I will rise.
perhaps this is an unpopular take but my least favorite thing in the pikmin fandom is people who try to break up olimar and his wife!!!!!!! No!!!!!! Please stop just have mercy!!!!! Just let him have a happy family please!!!!! I know that she needs to be pushed aside if olimar is to be shipped with anyone else but no!!!!!! I would be more ok with it if people didn’t try to spin olimar’s wife as some demon!!! Stop that immediately!!!!! Every single pikmin character is flawed in some way don’t you DARE come over here calling her a bad or greedy person and not the president or louie or EVEN OLIMAR HIMSELF??? ARE WE FORGETTING THAT OLIMAR IGNORED LOUIE’S WARNINGS AND WENT AHEAD TO THE FORMIDABLE OAK SOLEY BECAUSE HE WANTED TREASURE??? I WILL EXPLODE IF SOMEONE TRIES TO IMPLY THAT OLIMAR’S WIFE IS A BAD PERSON AND THAT SHE AND OLIMAR SHOULD GET DIVORCED. I WILL CRY AND EXPLODE. JUSTICE FOR OLIWIFE.
i remember when i saw the "imma pretend i didnt see that journal of yours" and thought that olimars wife read through the whole thing and I came up with a headcanon that the secret cash stash was from a shit load of bread that olimar made because back in his college years he needed to pay the tuition and decided to join a club and his stripper name was Captain Cockpit and he was so popular because of his pole dancing skills that he made so much money to pay off the tuition and then some and after olimar's wife read the whole journal she was like "zamn I never knew I hit the lotto no wonder why he got massive cake" then I turned it into an AU with a fanfic that only has one chapter on ao3 and a youtube playlist and I even drew olimar dancing on the pole wearing fishnets and shorts and heels god help me wtf have I created hana I'm sorry for infodumping like this I was not okay when I made this au😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If you can get me Olimar, then I may be able to fulfill your request, vile plant creature. Or actually...perhaps you are not vile. I see you have made an attempt towards your appearance. You seem more intelligent than the other Yellow Pikmin I have met. Which "GIF" interested you, exactly?
How to kill all of the Pikmin 3 Bosses with ease, aka, how to drop kick six toddlers
Yes, I'm doing one for Pikmin 3, because I also have played this game too much. SHUT, I had quite a while to play this game, and I have learned the ways to beat the shit out of the local six children of this game, aka, the bosses. (Spoilers for Pikmin 3 and it's bosses down below, btw)
FIRST OF ALL, I'm just going to say this once. Unless a boss fight demands you use Rocks, never bring them to a boss fight*, they are ASS at fighting. Bring Reds, trust me.
*There is an ONE exception, and we'll get to them
Armored Mawdad
So this boi is really easy after the first ten seconds. You basically go for the very back of his tail (The tip thing) and break that. He will shake off Pikmin and rest on a wall. Rush the creature with your Pikmin (Reds first) and watch as he gets capped at 1 HP. Then when he comes down again throw one rock at it and dead
Vehemoth Phosbat
Fun fact, you only need to build half of the bridge. No joke, choose which pile you want to bring over. You can put one Captain in the dark to lure the Phosbat over, just keep in mind that you should rush the pile as soon as it starts to try and eat the Captain (It will fail.) Once half of the bridge is built, wait for the Phosbat to try and eat the Captain in the dark again, call them over, throw 20 Yellows and the Captain over and light the room up. From there, you can just bully the Phosbat with the lights you never turned on because yes they still stun the poor bat. GG easy no re.
Sandbelching Meerslug
Easiest boss in the game, like not even by a long shot. The strategy is simple, bring 100 Reds and win. That's it. Just bring 100 (I think 60 should still work, you just got to be more careful), and when the slug does his sink hole thing, RUSH THE MOUTH. It shouldn't kill any Pikmin, and it forces the slug to come up. Bombless and way easier than before.
Scornet Maestro
First of all, why do you need help with this boss. Second, if you are having trouble, just bring another Captain and have the attacks go onto them. Just remember the attacks the Maestro does don't lock in immediately, they can still switch.
Quaggled Mireclops
Alright, you got two options. ONE: Bring 100 Wingeds, and some Spicy-Spray and auto win, or two, Use Blues and Suffer. I suggest the Winged strat, as it's easier and more funny to pull off. Just rush the guy, then rush him again. Also keep an eye on his health as half way, the tonuge attack changes.
Plasm Wraith*
*(THIS IS THE EXCEPTION TO THE ROCK RULE)
ROCKS. This is the only boss fight I'd recommend using Rock Pikmin, for the shear fact that the main attack this Wraith does WILL NOT KILL THEM. The only things that can kill them are the elemental attacks and as long as you don't suck, you should be fine. Rocks can take out Fire and Rock elemental attacks at any time, electricity you gotta be fast, and Water is a don't even try. Other fun facts with this fight, one, if the Wraith is floating, just walk away. If it has nothing to attack, it's forces to land back down, and two, if the Plasm Wraith feels as if it's surrounded, it will walk into one of the elemental attacks. Try to whistle your Pikmin back BEFORE that happens.
Do not listen to this user. They caused a massive amount of chaos the other day by simply saying the name of the cursed beast. Do not trust a word they spew. DO NOT TRUST THIS GUIDE!
AND I AM NOT A TODDLER YOU BABY SIZED CARROT WITH SENSITIVE EARLIKE APENDAGES! NOR AM I THE BITCH OF ANYONE! I NEVER WILL BE!
I did not put those warnings for your sake. It was for others. I was advised to put that for other people who do not like loud sounds. But you? Insane to think I would care about your well-being.
No. Not within this lifetime. I would be the one to surround them with entities and shame them for being so insecure. I would laugh in their faceless face. Stone cylinders and yet they still get afraid when something purple merely approaches them? Pathetic. But besides that, amazing drawing of me...and waterwraith as well. I would certainly stretch my arm out in this hypothetical if I was, in fact, on good terms with that horrid creature.
...I also enjoy how shiny you made me look. I think if my intention was to look adorable, you would have gotten it perfectly.
my 5 year old brother misheard something i said and asked if Oatchi was the Plasm Wraith so i was possessed to try and make it a reality... issue is i can't fucking draw
I am not "Oatchi", sorry to break the news like this. But if I was, that is what I would probably look like. Amazing job to your brother for giving you this horrid idea. And amazing job to you for making it a reality.
I would never kiss that vile beast. Perhaps in another hundred years. My sights are set elsewhere, and my core yearns for another. But other than that, accurate depiction of the truth. I am very grabbable by larger beings such as that severed hand.
How to kill all of the Pikmin 3 Bosses with ease, aka, how to drop kick six toddlers
Yes, I'm doing one for Pikmin 3, because I also have played this game too much. SHUT, I had quite a while to play this game, and I have learned the ways to beat the shit out of the local six children of this game, aka, the bosses. (Spoilers for Pikmin 3 and it's bosses down below, btw)
FIRST OF ALL, I'm just going to say this once. Unless a boss fight demands you use Rocks, never bring them to a boss fight*, they are ASS at fighting. Bring Reds, trust me.
*There is an ONE exception, and we'll get to them
Armored Mawdad
So this boi is really easy after the first ten seconds. You basically go for the very back of his tail (The tip thing) and break that. He will shake off Pikmin and rest on a wall. Rush the creature with your Pikmin (Reds first) and watch as he gets capped at 1 HP. Then when he comes down again throw one rock at it and dead
Vehemoth Phosbat
Fun fact, you only need to build half of the bridge. No joke, choose which pile you want to bring over. You can put one Captain in the dark to lure the Phosbat over, just keep in mind that you should rush the pile as soon as it starts to try and eat the Captain (It will fail.) Once half of the bridge is built, wait for the Phosbat to try and eat the Captain in the dark again, call them over, throw 20 Yellows and the Captain over and light the room up. From there, you can just bully the Phosbat with the lights you never turned on because yes they still stun the poor bat. GG easy no re.
Sandbelching Meerslug
Easiest boss in the game, like not even by a long shot. The strategy is simple, bring 100 Reds and win. That's it. Just bring 100 (I think 60 should still work, you just got to be more careful), and when the slug does his sink hole thing, RUSH THE MOUTH. It shouldn't kill any Pikmin, and it forces the slug to come up. Bombless and way easier than before.
Scornet Maestro
First of all, why do you need help with this boss. Second, if you are having trouble, just bring another Captain and have the attacks go onto them. Just remember the attacks the Maestro does don't lock in immediately, they can still switch.
Quaggled Mireclops
Alright, you got two options. ONE: Bring 100 Wingeds, and some Spicy-Spray and auto win, or two, Use Blues and Suffer. I suggest the Winged strat, as it's easier and more funny to pull off. Just rush the guy, then rush him again. Also keep an eye on his health as half way, the tonuge attack changes.
Plasm Wraith*
*(THIS IS THE EXCEPTION TO THE ROCK RULE)
ROCKS. This is the only boss fight I'd recommend using Rock Pikmin, for the shear fact that the main attack this Wraith does WILL NOT KILL THEM. The only things that can kill them are the elemental attacks and as long as you don't suck, you should be fine. Rocks can take out Fire and Rock elemental attacks at any time, electricity you gotta be fast, and Water is a don't even try. Other fun facts with this fight, one, if the Wraith is floating, just walk away. If it has nothing to attack, it's forces to land back down, and two, if the Plasm Wraith feels as if it's surrounded, it will walk into one of the elemental attacks. Try to whistle your Pikmin back BEFORE that happens.
Do not listen to this user. They caused a massive amount of chaos the other day by simply saying the name of the cursed beast. Do not trust a word they spew. DO NOT TRUST THIS GUIDE!
AND I AM NOT A TODDLER YOU BABY SIZED CARROT WITH SENSITIVE EARLIKE APENDAGES! NOR AM I THE BITCH OF ANYONE! I NEVER WILL BE!
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