Bernard Dowd

Block if you are a MDNI blog. I swear if they come back for me I'm puching or hammering them. This is a sideblog so I am unable to follow back with this

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Introduction

Hey! I'm Bernard Dowd.

I like conspiracy theories, martial arts and cooking. Oh... and Robin, that dude seems cool.

Age:

19 years old (//OOC: might change it to 18, if I change it to 17 or younger I will need to find him parents)

Favorite color:

Blue

Favorite movie:

Back to The Future; The Devil Wears Prada.

Sexuality:

Gay (OOC: I know he isn't straight, but didn't find the info about e his sexuality. Here he is gay)

Single

Family

Lore

About the guy behind the account:

Hi! Call me Marty ( @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr )

Creating this blog because I got annoyed at the quantity of Bernard rp blogs on Tumblr. WE NEED MORE BERNARD HERE.

Also, I might create a second blog for him, because I might turn him into a vigilante.

He/Him and They/Them

I'm a minor (17)

I'm gay

GMT during winter and GMT+1 during summer.

I like to talk with people but I'm not good at it, sorry if I make things awkward

English, it's not my first language. Sorry for any mistakes

Info:

Nothing sexually explicit, please (I don't mind sex jokes/implied, but other than that NO);

IF YOU ACT LIKE A WIERDO YOU RECIVE WIERDO TREATMENT (a.k.a I will block you);

DNI IF YOU ARE PROSHIPPER, RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBE, TRANSPHOBE OR A MAPs. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME (look the parenthesis above);

Also DNI if you're a +18/MDNI blog. I'm a minor;

Magic annons are allowed, but the effects will only last for a hour (no pregnancy);

OCs, Marvel characters and characters from other universes are welcomed in this blog.

Read this Act as if this post was pined

Also, anything that starts with *and is written in blue are Bernard's thoughts.

My Other Blogs

Traits

Tags:

#bern answers #ask prompts #ask prompts answers

@starry-heretic thanks for the template :]

[autism-milkeyway]

Hero Bernard/king bee drawin!

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Ohhhh another me. Cool :]

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

BERNNNNNNNNN XP

-Steph 💜💜💜

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPH :]

How are you?

[steph-on-the-gas]

im doing great!!!

how are you Bern? Got any theories for me?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Good.

I'm doing good.

My theory is that Bruce Wayne is coming out this month. I feel like he has been dropping hints on his social media that he isn't straight

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

BERNNNNNNNNN XP

-Steph 💜💜💜

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPH :]

How are you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[berndownthehouse]

That waitress has been staring at us funny for a while

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I do consider, are we going to be kicked out for not ordering anything??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I don't know. Maybe we should call her and order something

[berndownthehouse]

Yeah....

Rock paper scissors, loser had to flag her down and place their order first

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Ok.

*Scissor

[berndownthehouse]

*rock

YES, I WON!

now YOU have to call her hehe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Oh. You did

Waitress, could you come here please?

[ava-likes-fanart]

Oh, yes sir

Have you finally decided to place an order?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yeah. I would like a caramel latte and my friend her would like a hot chocolate

[ava-likes-fanart]

Alright then, your drink will arrive shortly!

[berndownthehouse]

Well that just sounds like we'll be getting our drinks the last doesn't it

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yeah, it does. More time we have to talk

[berndownthehouse]

Ohh, perfect

Hmmm, oh right, what was the first large-scale investigation you did?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Good question. The truth is I don't know if I did one before. I mainly search about my obsessions, so it depends how much time I was obsessed with that thing, but I usually don't keep track of how long I am obsessed with something.

And you?

[berndownthehouse]

Me? I was investigating what happened to the first robin I suppose

The old one was about 15 years when he suddenly dusaaoeard for almost a year and returned as a 12 year old, plutonium they also act and sound different

It was well known that

1) Batman was very protective of his robin

2)batman seemed uncharacteristically violent that usually after the first one died

So I wondered whether the first one died, and the government gave Batman a other kid to appease him

But this brought up a lot of other questions. How did Batman aquire this kid, was it legal or illegal

Did the new Robin have a say in it, etc

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think the one who died was the second one, not the first one. And I don't think he works with the government, at least not usually

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[berndownthehouse]

That waitress has been staring at us funny for a while

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I do consider, are we going to be kicked out for not ordering anything??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I don't know. Maybe we should call her and order something

[berndownthehouse]

Yeah....

Rock paper scissors, loser had to flag her down and place their order first

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Ok.

*Scissor

[berndownthehouse]

*rock

YES, I WON!

now YOU have to call her hehe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Oh. You did

Waitress, could you come here please?

[ava-likes-fanart]

Oh, yes sir

Have you finally decided to place an order?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yeah. I would like a caramel latte and my friend her would like a hot chocolate

[ava-likes-fanart]

Alright then, your drink will arrive shortly!

[berndownthehouse]

Well that just sounds like we'll be getting our drinks the last doesn't it

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yeah, it does. More time we have to talk

[berndownthehouse]

Ohh, perfect

Hmmm, oh right, what was the first large-scale investigation you did?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Good question. The truth is I don't know if I did one before. I mainly search about my obsessions, so it depends how much time I was obsessed with that thing, but I usually don't keep track of how long I am obsessed with something.

And you?

[dodgedriftdietrying]

Bernard, de-aged to 15, being confronted with the full current batfam: Listen, Batman, I know the government's funding your child soldier program, but this is fucking excessive

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[berndownthehouse]

That waitress has been staring at us funny for a while

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I do consider, are we going to be kicked out for not ordering anything??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I don't know. Maybe we should call her and order something

[berndownthehouse]

Yeah....

Rock paper scissors, loser had to flag her down and place their order first

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Ok.

*Scissor

[berndownthehouse]

*rock

YES, I WON!

now YOU have to call her hehe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Oh. You did

Waitress, could you come here please?

[ava-likes-fanart]

Oh, yes sir

Have you finally decided to place an order?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yeah. I would like a caramel latte and my friend her would like a hot chocolate

[ava-likes-fanart]

Alright then, your drink will arrive shortly!

[berndownthehouse]

Well that just sounds like we'll be getting our drinks the last doesn't it

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yeah, it does. More time we have to talk

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[berndownthehouse]

That waitress has been staring at us funny for a while

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I do consider, are we going to be kicked out for not ordering anything??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I don't know. Maybe we should call her and order something

[berndownthehouse]

Yeah....

Rock paper scissors, loser had to flag her down and place their order first

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Ok.

*Scissor

[berndownthehouse]

*rock

YES, I WON!

now YOU have to call her hehe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Oh. You did

Waitress, could you come here please?

[ava-likes-fanart]

Oh, yes sir

Have you finally decided to place an order?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yeah. I would like a caramel latte and my friend her would like a hot chocolate

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[berndownthehouse]

That waitress has been staring at us funny for a while

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I do consider, are we going to be kicked out for not ordering anything??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I don't know. Maybe we should call her and order something

[berndownthehouse]

Yeah....

Rock paper scissors, loser had to flag her down and place their order first

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Ok.

*Scissor

[berndownthehouse]

*rock

YES, I WON!

now YOU have to call her hehe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Oh. You did

Waitress, could you come here please?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[berndownthehouse]

That waitress has been staring at us funny for a while

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I do consider, are we going to be kicked out for not ordering anything??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I don't know. Maybe we should call her and order something

[berndownthehouse]

Yeah....

Rock paper scissors, loser had to flag her down and place their order first

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Ok.

*Scissor

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[berndownthehouse]

That waitress has been staring at us funny for a while

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I do consider, are we going to be kicked out for not ordering anything??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I don't know. Maybe we should call her and order something

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[berndownthehouse]

.......

Neither of us ordered anything did we

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

No, we did not. We both forgot

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[berndownthehouse]

If we called superman right now do you think that he would answer?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Maybe. He does have super hearing, so he'll probably hear us calling

[redhoodisalive]

my favorite hobby is convincing people superman and clark kent are dating; batman and bruce wayne are dating.

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

What do you mean? Do people need convincing? >That's simply the truth. I'll even say more. They are all dating each other. The 4 are dating

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

this is why you’re fuckin BASED bern

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Oh thank you. Means a lot

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

😊

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?

[berndownthehouse]

Are you talking about Batman and Superman?

Superman definitely considers Batman "a close and dear friend of his" (his words, exactly as he told me)

But what about Batman? Does he even like superman as a friend??

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Yes. Indeed I was.

Again, very interesting. I did not know that.

If he had a super hearing like Superman, I would call Batman right now and ask him

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Hello Me, how's it going

@berndownthehouse

Hi!!! Good, and with you?

[berndownthehouse]

Nothing much, just checking out the inuit mythology

How about you?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Been trying to get inside of WE, you know, normal stuff...

I haven't thought of what I'm going to order. Have you thought about you're going to order?

[berndownthehouse]

Ah yes, i remember back when I had a bruce-wayne-funds-two-face phase

Tried to break into the tower twice before eventually being forced to give up on it

Hmm, I think I'll get something hmmm, chocolatey?

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I'm just trying to get in to find a teleported to get to New Zealand and to find proof that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman.

I think I'll get something with caramel. I love caramel

[berndownthehouse]

Nice, I guess I'll start with some hot chocolate then

And ahh, the BruceMan rabbithole, once you fall down into it,you'll never be able to leave

Im also still looking for concrete proof about this but I do know for sure that Superman does not approve

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

I think I'll order a caramel latte.

Yeah, and there is so much proof. There is so many pics of Batman on the Wayne Manor. What other reason would he have to go there?

I do think they might be all together. Imagine, Batman, Bruce and Superman

[berndownthehouse]

Oooh, this calls for storytime

This one time I was in Metropolis researching a new BruceMan lead when villain attack blah blah blah and I ended up being saved by superman

Then after he dropped me, we chatted a little, and he asked me why I am was in Metropolis if I was from Gotham (he overheard me telling that to the paramedics I believe)

And then, in my daze I answered truthfully and I kid you not, he actually deflated

Then he asked me some more questions like, are you really sure they are together and do a lot of people also share this sentiment, etc

So I think that it is a batman x Bruce Wayne situation with unrequited superman crushing on either of the couple

Or both maybe

[bernard-dowd-not-down]

Interesting

It might actually be requited, but he doesn't know because they haven't talked about it yet.

Now I'm wandering if they talk about things besides work. What if they aren't friends?