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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: Very much so.

WREN: You sound sure. I promise nothing too odd.

ABI: Then do tell what plans you have for us, Ms. Fabray.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: That is exactly what I'm suggesting. We need a break, you work too hard.

ABI: Seriously?

ABI: I'm down for that... I think.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: Because... you're you.

WREN: Aw, snookums but I get it, same with me. Well, I get into a lot of weirder situations with you but I'm happier.

WREN: Please tell me you're never going back to college and we're living in a tree house or something forever.

ABI: If you're suggesting we run away and have an easier life, I'm in. I'd rather be with you than keep dealing with all my real life bullshit.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: You're the cute one.

WREN: That's probably true, I'm glad I've been there for a lot of the worse ones.

ABI: Yeah, I don't know how you can say that after having to dress me last night, but okay.

ABI: Me too, though. You keep me grounded, which is a huge thing since, you know, I'm me.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: You only tried to claw me like once. You couldn't sleep in your party clothes, Abs.

WREN: Only a little. I didn't doubt you for a single second.

ABI: God, you're so cute.

ABI: You know, if us getting married really had been a thing, it wouldn't have been the worst of my decisions at all.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: Wren superpowers? You certainly took the opportunity of alcohol vigorously. I was going to take you out for breakfast but that was near enough the time we actually got in.

WREN: We did. Love you, Abigail Elaine Berry-Fabray.

ABI: AWW YOU DRESSED ME, THAT'S SO CUTE, YOU'RE ALREADY SO DOMESTIC.

ABI: Did I slur my 'I-do's'? If so, I apologize and blame the alcohol, but they were still very much so sincere.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: Well, you're not wrong.

WREN: Unfortunately, I had one beer so I can't.

ABI: I don't even remember how I got home and into my pajamas last night.

ABI: Like, if we got married, I wouldn't have remembered it.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: Sweet.

WREN: If in doubt, I'll just pin it all on you.

WREN: Or that party.

ABI: I'd say we could set a date but scheduling drunk marriages seems to defeat the purpose.

ABI: When in doubt blame it on the alcohol.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: 50 STATES OF MARRIAGE. I'm in.

WREN: I always think that when I'm texting you, weirdo. There's a lot of questionable videos and pictures on my phone too, god help us.

ABI: Cool so we can start here and branch out.

ABI: Seriously, we'd make ourselves look so bad if people read and saw all our shit, it's awesome.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: It's lame if I pick this one, right? Because we met here... or somewhere exactly between where we both live now, it's not like I thought about it.

WREN: EVERY STATE, ABS! THEY TRIED TO KEEP US DOWN BUT NO WAY, SON, IT HAPPENED.

WREN: We can start a craze.

ABI: WE'LL GET MARRIED EVERYWHERE. FIFTY TIMES. ALL THE MARRIED!!!!

ABI: It would be so funny if someone took one of our phones right now omfg.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT!

WREN: Body building using humans. It's a thing.

ABI: So like, pick a state and we'll get drunk married there.

ABI: It's a thing /now/.

#text: wf

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: Ok, whatever you say, wife. I'm sure I'll have a book club and fights about crackers anywhere.

WREN: If I remember, you're pretty light but I'll get on it right away.

ABI: And hey, now we can get married literally anywhere, so this works in our favor.

ABI: You say that like you pick me up all of the time.

#text: wf

mindovcrheart

What a week!

mindovcrheart

This is a moment for us. Do you mind if I call our dads and tell them you finally accepted that? For what I can tell, she equally enjoys being corrupted.

Come on, Abi. You are one of the most brilliant people I know. You’ve got this. No, but that narcissism does, slightly.

berryabigail-blog

Ick, then they’ll come in here and kiss me or something, can we not? That sounds dirty and I’m so okay with it.

Yeaaah, I’m working on it. I like to think of it as an intensified confidence.

#cb

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: It deserves to be fed.

WREN: Sounds like a dream. We can't raise our children in the city, Abigail, it isn't safe! ;)

WREN: Yep, I will carry you across Europe.

ABI: Oh hell no, I'm not going to commute from some awesome hospital to the middle of nowhere, we're gonna have to compromise.

ABI: Better start weight lifting now, to be ready.

#text: wf

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ABI ⇆ WREN

WREN: It's more than enough of a reason.

WREN: Yes but mainly to have book club meetings and get in heated debates with some woman named Tiffany about crackers. Also, everyone would say their husband is attractive but I'd have a kick ass wife and we'd be like the ungodly lesbian couple.

WREN: I'm in. I'd did a bit of Europe when I went travelling but it'd be even better with you.

ABI: You feeding my ego is definitely enough of a reason.

ABI: You'd get manicures and refuse to curse since it's unlady-like and Tiffany refuses to allow our children to play together if their mother is partial to bad language.... your life would suck so much, geeze.

ABI: Cool, so you could carry me when I get tired since you're the seasoned traveler.

#text: wf

mindovcrheart

What a week!

mindovcrheart

You could never do that, deep down you love us, I know so. Not to mention being in a family of weirdos makes you a weirdo by association. I am certain she would, and no one would ever want to experience angry Rollins, ever. Having fun with your number two now that you are home?

Changing is good sometimes, Abi. I’ve grown accustomed to your personality by now whatsoever. You really are Rachel berry’s sister. I am starting to think I may be adopted, despite the similar features.

berryabigail-blog

Yeah, okay, I do love you guys and accept being weird. I always have fun showering Wren with my bad influence.

It’s hard to find time to change when I’m so swamped with this pre-med program, which doesn’t make me anything like Rach, like, rude.

#cb

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