Ness x agressive reader who sees kaiser being mean
Kaiser was manhandling ness, again. The first time when you wanted to surprise ness by coming to one of his practices the last thing you expected was to see his shitty teammate berating him. That was the last time you visited and you definitely remembered the warning you gave Kaiser to keep his hands to himself.
You stared stunned as he tugged his hair while ness stayed quiet and obeyed.
“Hey you asshat!” You stormed over, catching the attention of most of the bastard munchen team.
Ness immediately jumped out of Kaiser's grasp and met you half way. “Liebling! I didn't know you were coming today”
You quickly dodged him and made a beeline for kaiser. “I thought i told your bitchass if you put your hands on him again I'd fuck you up.”
“Hmm can't recall.. I don't remember listening to words of peasants”
The sly smirk he had on his face was all it took to push you over the edge. Aiming to wipe the smirk off his face you raised your hand. Ness grabbed your hand and put it down
“Cmon let's not fight! It's okay, I'm fine, you're fine, let's go” he was sweating and flushed, probably from embarrassment.
“Alexis let go of my hand now” you didn't want to accidentally let your anger out on him so you tried to calm yourself down.
“Yeah ness let them go, what's the worst a clown like them can do?”
That was it. You were definitely going to go to jail for assault. You janked your hand away and slapped him. You could hear muffled laughter from somewhere else on the field
“Y/n!”
Ness looked like he was on the verge of tears.
“Keep playing with me you little bitch,” you shoved him “I will beat the shit out of you kaiser”
“Was that the best you had in you?” He teasingly pushed you back “that barely stung”
“Oh you want to feel something? You can feel my foot when I shove it up your fucking ass!” You were about to hit him again before ness physically restrained you.
Ness looked beyond embarrassed as he dragged you away apologizing to kaiser”
“Don't apologize to that bastard!” Kaiser smirked and waved as ness dragged you away.
“You touch him again, you're dead kaiser!”
You walked off the field while ness guided you to where nobody else was. You could still hear someone mocking kaiser from the field though.
“Alexis i told you-” he cut you off before you could finish
“It's fine, I'm completely okay!”
“No its not fine, you can't just let that bitch walk all over you”
“But-”
“You know what, grab your things we’re going home”
You turned and looked around, trying to find the locker room. “We still have an hour of practice, I can't leave early!”
You began walking down the hall following you as he gave a list on why they needed him there. “What if that punk yoichi does something while I'm not here!”
You found the locker room and burst in. “Cmon get your stuff”
Even though he was complaining, he still listened and grabbed his bag. Quickly, you walked out and got into your car and speed off.
I hope they aren't too ooc, I wrote this half asleep based on a thought I had.
Leafs crunched under your feet as you ventured through the woods, completely unaware as to where you were heading.
“Caww new mission! In Himiki village!! Head south west” you nodded at the crow in reply and headed south west.
When you arrived you realized you weren't the only one there, there was another boy with the corps uniform sniffling by the entrance to the village. Hesitantly you walked over to him,
“Um.?”
He jumped up in alarm and turned towards you, tears streaming down his face. His face brightened as he looked at your attire.
“Oh thank god!”
He pounced on you and clung to your leg all the snot and tears from his face rubbing all over your legs.
“Thank god they sent someone to help me! Hic.. thank you pretty lady!”
“Ugh…gross”
You looked at him in disgust as you used your sword sheath to pry him off your body.
“Come on, we have work to do.”
He trailed behind you like a lost puddy, hopelessly clinging to the tips of your sleeve. You hadn't even thought to ask the details from your crow so you had absolutely no clue what you were looking for.
“Hey what's your name? Im y/n l/n”
“Zenitsu-” he sniffled in between “agatsuma”
“Do you know any details about the demon we’re facing?”
“N-no.. my sparrow cant talk he just led me here..”
“a..sparrow..? Why the hell do you have a sparrow?”
“I dont know!”
You sighed, ‘great now we’re both clueless and one of us is a complete wimp!’
Timeksip
The information wouldn't have done you any good anyways if zenitsu was going to pass out at the sight of a demon!
‘Why the hell would he go on missions and be a demon slayer if he was such a fucking crybaby?!’
You made sure to make a note to beat his ass after this was over as you continually slashed at the demon. The demon smirked and grabbed the hilt of your sword so both of you were stuck struggling over control, until the demon opened his mouth and his tongue started slowly inching towards your cheek.
“Eek! Get off me you freak!”
Quickly you kneed the demon in the stomach which loosened its grip, and then out of nowhere a yellow flash and then its head was flying and zenitsu was in front of you, asleep.
As he sheathed his sword he slowly opened his eyes and took a look at what was in front of him. As soon as he realized what he was looking at he screamed his head off
“OH MY GOD!? Y/N! HELP!!”
He began panicking and grabbing your arms, legs, and clothes. Frustrated you kicked him to the ground.
“What the hell's your problem?! Why'd you become a demon slayer if you were going to pull stupid things like this?!” the words escaped before you could even think about it.
His face crumbled at your words, him being completely silent was possibly worse than him crying. The look of heartbreak on his face and the silent tears that streamed down his face made you feel even more guilty.
“Ah.. I'm so-sorry I can't help it! Sometimes I lash out..” you began panicking
You tried to comfort him by kneeling down with him and wiping his tears with a spare handkerchief.
“Uh maybe we should find somewhere to stay for the night..okay?” His only response being a nod was making you feel guiltier than you've ever felt in your entire life. Slowly as you walked to find a proper place to spend the rest of the night you noticed he started to brighten back up, quick to bounce back.
As you rented out the room you gave zenitsu the clothes the place prepared for you. You both layed back to back on separate futons,
“Uhm..goodnight?”
“Goodnight..”
It was awkward but at least he didn't ignore you. As you drifted off into sleep you started thinking about how nice it would be to visit your mom and sister, maybe next week if you had the time.
You dreamt about the lake in your hometown with rumored demons, you were drowning and-it was just confusing as a whole when you finally reached the top of the lake you sprung up out of your futon and quickly looked around breathing heavily, happy to finally be able to gulp anything other than water.
You glanced over to zenitsu to check if you had woke him with your sudden movement, but as shown from earlier he appeared to be a deep sleeper. You didn't want to go to bed with sweat dripping everywhere so you got up to freshen up in the bathroom. As soon as you closed the door zenitsu opened his eyes and looked over to your futon, silently wondering what was wrong.
After thinking about it, he closed his eyes and rolled over to go back to bed, deciding not to pry.
The next morning as the both of you ate together he looked up at you
“hey..y/n would you.. Marry me?”
“Hah? Have you lost your mind” once again you accidentally let your thoughts slip out
“I-i mean uh why me?”
“Because you're strong, and pretty, and super nice and-”
“Woah woah wait. You met me yesterday..?”
“I know! But i can feel it this time we’re soulmates” he said hopefully as he clenched his hands together
“We know nothing about each other!”
“We’ll learn..” he sighed dreamily “marry me please! I'll make you happy, I promise, marry me before I die!”
You realized what he was really asking right now, would it hurt to entertain him? Hell both of you could die tomorrow.
“You know what… sure ill marry you.”
His face exploded in red and his jaw dropped in shock.
“Was that not the answer you were expecting.? I can say no-”
“No! No! I'm just so happy” his smile made your heart ache. How did someone like him get mixed into demon slaying? He shouldn't be doing things like this.
My debut on Tumblr !! Honestly, I have no clue how to work anything on here, and this isn't proofread at all.. and it's fairly old. This could work as a one-shot, but I also have other chapters planned out if anyone's interested.
