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We are the best extermination company this side of the multiverse, now you may wonder what is a blueberry?
These are grotesque distortions of what was once an inspiring creation, a spark turned into a traumatizing memory, exposing and destroying all that look at it. Or you could compare them to a general invasive species.
Some of these creatures can fly, skitter, dissolve into the smoke, reproduce, and most importantly kill. So you really wouldn't want these in your home AU.
While you can always contact us anytime for a extermination or a delivery you will need to keep yourself safe in the meantime. A blueberry can be stun by a buttercup flower but that won't kill it so run while it's stuck, try placing the flower on its nose.
We don't only exterminate but we also fumigate! If your universe is lacking in buttercups you can book a appointment at our universe and a professional will come over to provide your world with buttercups, just keep it away from the kids.
When you come over, don't be freaked out by the sea of stars outside, you are perfectly safe behind the barrier of buttercups.
If your universe isn't in any danger we also provide other services, like delivery! We can send over a nice supply of our snackable blueberry eggs! Sounds unappetizing? Don't worry it's just a harvested blueberry egg peeled and chopped up into a small fruity snack.
So contact us if your in danger! Our ask-box is a excellent place to contact us. Or you could go there if your curious about our employees
If your interested in who will come to you're rescue or who will be delivering you can take a look at our Employees List
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