monkeygoSMASH

monkey goSMASH Chicagoan in L.A. I work in production, travel the world and make terrible decisions. me irl

[duelposting]

Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[i-am-a-fish]

[computerbrxin]

Ill take one, keep the change.

[i-am-a-fish]

[coolidontunderstand]

Hello? 911? Yes, there is a fish here selling lemonade without a permit

[i-am-a-fish]

[unclefather]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

[whereweroam-deactivated20201004]

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Believe it or not, George isn’t at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not home

[slightmood]

[incorrectfmadialogue]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[grrrlillabiscuits-deactivated20]

he was a skater cat she said “see you later cat” meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[madattheworld92]

Why is this so funny

[penguintim]

[irisannwest]

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

[vrixie]

The bourgeoisie

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[chowdora-deactivated20201025]

I don’t wanna go home yet!(2018)

アタシはまだ帰らない！･･なんでそんなに笑顔なの？？(笑)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[memewhore]

[cursedcatimages]