bow down to da overlord turtle

“All the thoughts of a turtle are turtle.” Ralph Waldo Emerson. yo ima bertholdt shellbar i used to run this blog but naow mah new sistah luci runs it be nice to her plz

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ima good at hiding try 2 find meh

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ima not a tea cup ima turtle

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lets play a game called hide behind the couch

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i herd college is where u spend moar time learning than eatin n dats no fun

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human drew a bunch of dresses n i ate them

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gotta eat them all

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ima not on team valor mystic or instinct ima on team food

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u say u a ninja but ima can still see u

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so much food so little time

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how are you?

how am i u wanna kno how ima doin 

ima doin good wat about u

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human cut her hair short n i still dunno wat is hair

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human wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wati ok ima hungry again

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pond plants r good floaties

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hey ima gonna eat dat y u take it away

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i cant decide between moar followers or moar food wat should i get

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human can finally drive naow she can get meh food

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ay yo human where mah food at