i had a couple asks for sbr doodles left and i’m just gonna dump them all in here!! thank you all for your patience!! ill be taking a break from doing requests now But it was really fun ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Back on my shitposting Bullshit. This posts theme is something I had already done on my older writing blog and I always love making headcanons so here it is for JJBA. (Jodio not included yet)
Feel free to drop in my ask box if you miss any character and wanna hear what I think or for literally anything else. (Please remeber to not send in too many charcters, Ill set the limit for now at 6)
Anyways, I hope yall get a kick out of my funky ideas.
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1-8 JoJo’s x Reader - Playing Animal Crossing Together
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Short summary: My personal headcanons on the JoJo’s playing Animal Crossing with references to you and their friends.
Warnings: None. Only wholesomeness here., except for Joseph srynotsry
I really love your maren character and was wondering if you could make a poly request for headcanons on what it would be like a fem lady in relationship with them both (katakuri, Maren x fem reader) you don't have to but maren looks like he gives great hugs ❤ ♥ 🤗 and I really would love a cuddle from both of them. I love you art and your oc 💗 and again you don't have to and if you charge for both writing and drawing I'm happy to pay for my request 😊 ☺.
I just really thought this request was cute, so I went ahead and did a little art and writing for it! I did both SFW and NSFW headcanons, hope that's okay! Sorry it took me a bit, I was waiting for a rainy day to sit down and think about this.
One disclaimer: I have never been in a poly relationship myself so im basically writing from a fantasy perspective, not a realistic one. If there's anything that seems incorrect let me know.
Poly Katakuri x Maren x Female Reader HCs (SFW & NSFW 18+ only)
Spending Time with Maren (SFW)
As a half porcupinefish fishman, Maren is always the appropriate size for the job. Able to puff his body up to beyond Katakuri's height, or shrink down to just a bit taller than you, he can completely engulf you in a hug if he feels like it. His torso is really soft, but his hands are rough from work--its something you love, and makes you appreciate the gentle warmth of his chest more.
If you're not a devil fruit user, he LOVES to swim with you! He gets a bit sappy about it--being a fishman was always something that made him feel like an outcast, so being able to swim freely under the water with you makes him feel like he's able to share more of his world with you. He's a pretty slow swimmer, so you dont have many problems keeping pace with him.
If you are a devil fruit user, he LOVES to (consensually) hold you close to his large body as he wades around in the sea and chat with you. It's one of his favorite places to be, and loves the feeling of salt water spraying on his skin as the tides roll over his belly. The fact that you trust him enough to allow him to hold you in such a treacherous environment makes him feel very loved by you.
Maren is the funniest person you know, so you always have a great time spending time with him! He enjoys causing chaos but is surprisingly attentive to the feelings of others--he's not afraid to offend folks, but he is kind-hearted deep down and will try to make up for any long-term harm he causes. You might get a little bit embarrassed of him sometimes, but he's really just trying to act cool for you.
He might get you two into some trouble but he'll quickly take the blame for it--as a troublemaker known for his harmlessness, he'll probably get off with little more than a slap on the wrist. He has a lot of charm, so it's not uncommon for strangers to do complete 180s on him--at first they'll be ready to murder him for his misdeeds, but after he talks them down, he becomes a loveable rascal in their eyes.
Unfortunately, Maren can be a bit stubborn when he doesn't want to do something. He is a very laid back guy, but there are some places he simply does not want to tread. He'll try anything once, but if he did it once and didn't like it, good luck getting him to do it again. His adoration for you is about 1% stronger than his stubborn nature, so it may take a bit, or a lot, of convincing in the form of snacks, kisses, and foot rubs, but he'll always give in at the end.
He's often the life of the party, even in quiet times at home. He'll whip out his banjo and write romantic songs with a comedic twinge about his love for you and your funny quirks.
His favorite thing about you are the weird things that make you unique, and he notices them all. It can sound like insults sometimes, "what do you mean you love the pores on my nose?!" but you've learned to appreciate them, he just has a funny way of showing his love.
In Bed With Maren (NSFW)
Calling this category "in bed" is a stretch, Maren is pretty much DTF anytime, anywhere, most consequences be damned.
This man fucks. He's not incapable of a good, slow, lovemaking session, but it's not his default setting. He wants to have fun while he shows his appreciation for you.
He tends to be rather controlling and dominant in bed, and is the biggest tease you know. He gets a huge amount of pleasure at teasing you until you snap--you always tell yourself you'll win next time, but by the end of the night, you're begging for him to just fuck you already. If you take matters into your own hands, he's very compliant but might tease you for being impatient.
Maren is very particular about making sure his partners get off multiple times (if possible) before he does--while it's not impossible for him to go for multiple rounds, he loves taking a big fat nap after blowing his load. Would not call him an aftercare king, but he's a damn fine nap spot once you two are cleaned up.
Hes very bitey, which scared you a bit at first, but he always asks first, and is gentler than he acts. He has a pretty feral vibe but is actually surprisingly restrained for the level of horny this man contains.
Spending Time With Katakuri (SFW)
Katakuri tends to work longer nights and weekends, so alone time with him is a bit more uncommon. On the off chance that Maren is the one working late (?!), you two tend to opt for a quiet night reading books cuddled together with a cup of tea.
He's the more mature of your two partners, though Maren tends to have more common sense than him. Still, Katakuri is a very good listener, so you feel very comfortable venting to him about your problems. He takes everything rather seriously, which can be refreshing after a day with the ever-joking Maren.
Katakuri's hugs are very gentle, and you can tell that he has a fear of hurting you. Because of his role as a family protector, tends to treat those he loves with a lot of delicacy. He doesn't see you as weak, however--he just is overly conscious of how his strength can harm people because of the life he leads, so he's always sure to pick you up very softly.
Due to the nature of his work overseeing his island, it's not uncommon for you to take time off from your own work to hop onto his shoulder and ride around with him for a day as he tends to affairs. You love watching him work because it seems to be something he legitimately enjoys--this role he's carved out for himself as a caretaker for his own community, he shows a lot of care and interest in the affairs of his fellow townspeople. Everyone is always happy to see you two together, as they all were so worried for Katakuri being alone for so long.
You make a point to share every merienda with him if you can! It's not always possible, and Maren may or may not be there. On the times you're alone with Katakuri in his little mochi palace, you enjoy each other's company in silence as you chow down on gourmet desserts.
Katakuri loves you completely, and feels undeserving of two such wonderful partners. He rarely gets emotional about it, but once in a while, the mask will crack and he'll be putty in your hands as you pet his temples and tell him how wonderful he is.
In Bed With Katakuri (NSFW)
Katakuri is less sex-driven than Maren, while you see yourself as somewhere in between the two. More often than not, you're the one initiating with Katakuri, unless he's really hot and bothered one day, in which case, you can sit back and enjoy while he makes sure you won't be walking right tomorrow.
This man is a big goober when talking about sex and prefers to call it lovemaking. That attitude bleeds into how he prefers to have sex--slow and romantically.
He's a bit awkward about showing his attraction to you, but will obey your every command as well as he can. His dirty talk tends to be stiff and a bit silly sounding, but he's trying out of love for you. He will do anything you ask, even if it makes him look completely silly.
One of his favorite things to do is take you from behind, cum inside of you and keep thrusting through his sensitivity until he's ready to start pounding you hard again to another climax. Breeding kink much.
He might have a bit of a size kink but you're not sure he knows. You can tell from the way he makes himself big above you, and the way he watches his large cock disappear into your small frame--you keep it a secret, because you're pretty sure it'd embarrass him and make him try to stop.
Katakuri is an aftercare king--he always checks in, makes sure you're comfortable and having a good time. He can be rather self conscious about his performance, so he feels inclined to treat you to the utmost care after with warm blankets, cuddles, a cup of your favorite tea, and kisses planted along your arm.
Spending Time with Both (SFW)
These boys love quiet days at home, although Maren's presence tends to turn anything into a bit of a party. You love that--the playful teasing, Kata's rebuttal, your giggle, Maren grabbing the both of you and throwing you to the bed for cuddles, Kata baking fresh cookies that you and Maren feed to each other while Kata takes a sip of coffee. It feels like home to you.
Speaking of cuddles, having two 16'+ boyfriends means you 1. need massive pillows/bedding, 2. do not need pillows/bedding yourself because it's built in. Maren is especially comfortable to curl up on with a big soft belly and round arms. He's a serial napper, his quiet, rhythmic breathing can lull you into slumber quickly. Kata is wonderful to read a book on--he'll prop his little reading glasses on his nose and stare down at you in his lap as you read your favorite fiction books together.
Your favorite place is between them--the little dip between their torsos pressed together is made for you. They gently cover you with their large hands in embrace, falling asleep in a big cuddle.
One of your favorite places to go together is the beach at night--its a special place for all of you. Maren brings his banjo and plays all of your favorite songs, along with some you hate to tease you. You roast marshmallows over the bonfire, the scent mixing with the salty ocean air. Katakuri constructs a comfortable mochi seat for you as you get your cold feet close to the fire.
In Bed With Both (NSFW)
It is rare for your nighttime beach rendezvous to not turn into some form of lovemaking--so it is always a special night for you all. You bring out the best in each other, even in bed. Maren is tender with the two of you, Kata more confident, and you feel the best when you're with both of them together.
Maren being the flirt that he is, he tends to initiate any form of intercourse in a half-joking manner, looking for your approval and interest. Once you climb on top of him, it's over--he'll be all over you, and it won't take long for him to try to goad Katakuri into joining.
Katakuri might pretend not to notice, in respect of your boundaries as three people in a relationship. But Maren always beckons him over when hes nearby, and Kata complies, ready to smother you between the two of them.
They both might be big, but in a threesome, you're in charge unless you explicitly say so. They listen to you, your body language, the sounds of your moans and do their best to make sure you're having the time of your life. Even Maren, who tends to be domineering one-on-one, is at your beck and call for any words you may have. You call the shots.
Maren's variable size is a boon in intercourse, especially when it comes to times when you both want to spoil Katakuri. The sight two of you climbing all over his cock, giving little kisses and nibbles as you rub yourself against him drives Katakuri absolutely mad.
In times when you want to go the extra mile to show Maren a good time, one of the best things you can give him is dominance, and you're more than happy to do so as payback for all of the times he makes you beg for him. Chaining him up, or even just having Katakuri hold his arms back while you both use him for your own pleasure drives Maren up the wall.
The most close and comfortable position for you three tends to be Maren on bottom, yourself sitting on his cock, and Katakuri on top controlling the pace with his gentle nature. They're both so amazed you're able to take them both at once, and the feeling never gets old. The closeness is incomparable, both of them inside you, rubbing against each other as they surround you completely. And the moment of pleasure always comes too soon yet too slow as all three of you climax at the same time, and you collapse onto each other sweating.
You really get the best of both worlds with the two of them--a gentle, huge lover, and an adventurous, size variable firebrand that both love and worship the ground you walk on. After a pounding session, you drift to sleep as you lay on Maren's tummy and Kata rubs your back with the tips of his fingers.
I fucking adore these two if you couldn't tell haha, so I hope it didn't get too sappy. 💜
Hope you enjoyed imagining yourself with these two! I do have ko-fi if you want to tip but it's entirely up to you.
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