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we miss you! are you okay???
i’m fine, just very busy!! i wouldn’t have answered anything on here but i certainly don’t want anyone thinking anything’s happened to me - life has really picked up these past couple of weeks but i hope to update soon!
Would you stop making friends with the bad guys?
Alliser Thorne [to Jon Snow], A Storm of Swords
Samwell Tarly: [seeing a White Walker] I’m going to poke it with a stick.
Gilly: No, why would you do that!
Get a real dog!
Robert Baratheon [to Sansa Stark], A Game of Thrones
The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
Petyr Baelish [to Ned Stark], A Game of Thrones
Cersei Lannister: We’ve been like Sid and Nancy for months now.
Jaime Lannister: Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I’m Sid Vicious.
Cersei Lannister: No I’m Sid.
Jaime Lannister: Oh, so I’m Nancy??
Ned Stark: Where did you even find so much money?
Petyr Baelish: I bet with the Iron Bank on whether or not you’d freak out if Cersei tried to stage a coup…
Ned Stark: Are our entire lives just a gambling venture to you?
Petyr Baelish: Well, I’m not SUPPOSED to talk about it… But if you were to go out and hire a male prostitute on, say, April 14th, I might be able to share the profits with you.
The press is a weapon. And, you can use it to kill people, or to feed people.
Cersei Lannister, A Feast for Crows
Take that, you rock.
Oberyn Martell [to Gregor Clegane], A Storm of Swords
Cersei: The Crown does have enemies, we must seek them out!
Kevan Lannister: Oh yes, that’s how it starts, but the road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think.
Sansa Stark: It’s just that… you’re intelligent and cultured…and kind.
Petyr Baelish: My dear, you’re young so I realize that you’re a poor judge of character.
Arya Stark: [watching as Sandor steals a horse] What are you doing? These people just showed you great kindness.
Sandor Clegane: They’re about to show us a little more kindness.
Qyburn: Excuse me. Are you the Lannisters?
Cersei Lannister: Not Maester Wordsmith. How’s my champion?
Qyburn: He’s going to be all right.
Cersei Lannister: Finally some good news from this guy.
Tywin Lannister: There’s no other way to take that.
Qyburn: That’s a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don’t know that I’d take it this well.
Cersei Lannister: But you said he was all right.
Qyburn: Yes, he’s lost his left hand. So he’s going to be “all right.”
I’ve never had a girlfriend to hang out with and talk to before. Except for Lady.
Sansa Stark [to Margaery Tyrell], A Storm of Swords
I gotta say, I love being part of this family. You got the grumpy dad…the wacky uncle…put-upon mom… crazy kids.
Olenna Tyrell, A Storm of Swords
Tyrion Lannister: And another thing about the Free Cities, they love sex positions. I present to you The Way of the Seven Sighs. I mean look at that. Who has seen that before?
Petyr Baelsih: I have. That’s the Meereenese Knot.
Mace Tyrell: Oh, that’s what they call it!
Oberyn Martell: This is the best meeting that we have ever had.
Marillion: [notices a stain on his belly] Oh no! Tyrion, I’ve been hit! It’s a gusher!
Tyrion Lannister: [calmly and dryly] That’s not blood. It’s strawberry pie.