Taken from the 2022 Hulu series, The Bear! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit!
“You cut vegetables like a bitch.”
“(Name), I am saying something. You are my favorite bitch.”
“Don’t say sweetheart, you fucking weirdo.”
“Listen, I’m trying to talk to ya, okay? Don’t be rude and start doing a million things-“
“One plus one equals your an asshole.”
“That’s how you say hello to me?”
“You smell like this place.”
“It’s redundant and white. Just like you.”
“Hey, has (Name) always been an asshole?”
“Look at you. Fucking softie!”
“Merry Christmas, Lizards. Sounds like we have a real problem out here.”
“DeVry teach you to fix that?”
“It’s um… A lot of words.”
“Yeah, but they basically say we’re getting killed on labor.”
“I’m telling you… Beware of bitches with little notebooks.”
“FYI. You cocked it up, you’re gonna caulk it out.”
“I wasn’t expecting company, by the way. These Arby’s cups are from different visits.”
“Can’t believe I’m taking orders from a fucking toddler right now.”
“Still looks like a kid painted it with their asshole.”
“I stopped by to see you. I should have stopped by to break your legs, but, you know what, I guess I’m getting forgetful.”
“Really good short-term, (Name). Congrats on that.”
“Look, I’m, uh- I’m fine. You know, I just have trouble breathing sometimes, and I wake up screaming.”
“Whatever. I know tons of people that cry out of nowhere.”
“We can’t curb that kind-of chaos until the thinking changes.”
“Like, I just, uh, follow orders even if it leads to tensions and chaos and resentment and ultimately does not work out.”
“No, it’s just, uh, I felt like (Name) was alive for a second.”
“You two looked like you joined the dumbass cult.”
“You stick to your shit, and I’ll stick to mine.”
“Why are you doing that? Why are you trying to put a t-shirt on a fucking hot dog?”
“Chill. I’m not gonna bring up shit, alright?”
“I suffer from anxiety and dread.”
“One bite of a doughnut brings much joy, two bite brings sadness.”
“If you’re into it, then I’m into it.”
“I didn’t really know him well enough to miss him.”
“Yo! What is good you fuckin’ replicants?”
“Don’t ever fuck my vibe!”
“He’s mean! He is not nice! He is a fucking asshole!”
“Yeah, I also have a lot going on. Do you know I also had a brother die recently too?”
“You’re such a soft, shitty bitch.”
“Will you fight with me tomorrow?”
“Yeah, you will. But not cause you’re you, just cause shit happens.”
“If I don’t do anything, this place will burn down. and all my anxiety will go away with it.”
“I mean, my whole shit got rocked, and there’s not a night where I don’t stay up thinking what I could’ve done different.”
“We have finally gotten this to a place where things are sort of, kind of, a little bit chill, right? I would like to hold on to that as long as I possibly can.”
“I don’t know. I’ll ask him when he’s not dead.”
“Okay. Good. So, you’re a psychopath. Cool.”
“You know you don’t realize, this is a delicate ecosystem… and it’s held together by a shared history, and love, and respect.”
“Keep not processing trauma, (Name).”
“Is there a name for that thing where you’re afraid of something good happening ‘cause you think something bar’s gonna happen?”
“They say I’m contagious, I only cause bad news.”
“I think the thing that pisses me off is the thing that I’m probably too embarrassed to admit. Is that you never ask me how I’m doing.”
“I guess all the time I feel like I’m kind of trapped because I can’t describe… how I’m feeling. So to ask somebody else how they’re feeling, that just seems, uh, I don’t know, insane?”
“The point of this is that it is a business. Not, uh, some sort of a hollow shell you can project your dying fantasies or whatever onto.”
“No, this is a war on you shutting the fuck up, (Name).”
“Somebody get me a fucking sharpie that fucking works! Fuck!”
“And that’s why you hate that I’m here, right? Because I see you for the loser that you fucking are. And everyone fucking knows it.”
“I’m fucking sorry. I’m- I’m sorry. I’m really— I’m just fucking this up, guys.”
“I didn’t have a lot of friends growing up. I had a stutter when I was a kid. I was scared to speak half the time. And, uh, I got shitty grades ‘cause I couldn’t pay attention. I didn’t get into college. I didn’t have any girlfriends. I don’t think I’m funny.”
“I always thought that my brother was my best friend. Like we just knew everything about each other.”
“I didn’t know my brother was using drugs. What does that say?”
“The more he wouldn’t respond, the more our relationship kind of strained, the deeper into this I went, and the better I got.”
“And the more people I cut out, the quieter my life got.”
“I, uh, I feel kinda bad ‘cause I feel like I haven’t really like asked you how you’re doing. Um, with everything, since, you know.”
“I left you into my home, and this is how you treat me? You reward me with memories for cooking for you?”
“That’s exactly what they did. They destroyed it like a bitch.”
“(Name), I stand before you, a penitent man.”
“No, but seriously though, if you ever try that shit with me, I’ll fuck your ass up.”
“I don’t know. And I didn’t really want to give it to you because it meant that he was gone.”
“Oh, shut up, you old bitch.”