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“No way you’re beating me in Mario Kart. You’re going down, punk.”
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“Yeah... I’d really appreciate it if you didn't tell Josh about this...”
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“I’m no lawyer, but this looks illegal. Like really illegal.”
Heeeeeey I want to get back on this account so hit this up with a like for a starter.
So I’ve been thinking about revamping this blog and going back on it. Any opinions?
//hey guys I promise ill be back on soon, i’m just mid-exam season rn and im focusing on my main mike blog. Exams end Tuesday, so that’s when i’ll be back in full swing. <3 thanks for being so patient with my ass.
★ ((CACKLES))
“What the- woah.” Chris flailed awkwardly as he was heaved over Ashley’s shoulder. Slightly impressed, he muttered, “Jesus Ash, you’re really strong for how tiny you are.”
“Yeah, sure! Just don’t burn down the kitchen or do anything without my supervision,” Ashley said warily with a giddy smile on her face. “You can cook, right? I mean, you just don’t really strike me as the type of person who can make cereal without somehow accidentally setting the house on fire,” she chuckled. “N-no offense,” she added, making sure he knew she didn’t mean that as an insult. “Still seven?”
“I am offended that you would even assume such a thing!” Chris declared, though she was completely right. “I can so cook. It’s just that my skill set is limited to a certain group of recipes.” That, of course, was a gross understatement. Chris could barely step foot into a kitchen without breaking something. “But fine. How about you cook, and I can stand in the corner and look pretty.”
“Magic,” she replied, doing little jazz hands before wrapping her arms around his torso. “And also, you’ve been working all day and never giving yourself a break. So of course you wouldn’t have noticed.” Chris had been focused all day on work, and although Ashley had insisted on him taking a break, he refused to listen to her. Sometimes he would fall asleep cold on his textbooks and she’d have to somehow get him to the bed, but she wasn’t strong enough to carry him.
Ashley wasn’t lying; he had spent the majority of his time keeping himself busy, either with schoolwork or job hunting. He found that distracting himself was much easier than actually dealing with how emotionally drained he was. But Chris knew he was burning himself out. Thankfully, he had Ashley to keep him in line. “I know, I know. Exam week is a bitch. Thank you, by the way.”
❛❛Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now.❜❜
@bespectacledbadass || Bitter soulmates
█ ╱ ╳ ╲ █ ❝ Last I checked, it wasn’t April, Chris. I’m not playing a prank on you, bro. ❞ While he did play probably too many pranks to be trusted completely, he wouldn’t DARE pretend to be someone’s soulmate. █ ╱ ╳ ╲ █
In all honestly, Josh hadn’t been expecting that answer from Chris. For years they had talked about how their soulmate isn’t the only one for them, that you didn’t have to be with them to be happy. But now, knowing that Chris was his soulmate, Josh was beginning to question those late night conversations with Chris. ❝ You’re serious? ❞ His brows furrowed as he looked back to his best friend. Why in the world would Chris actually want to be with him romantically? Yes they were best friends, but he hadn’t expected any more. ❝ Thought you were gonna go after Ash, bro. You don’t have to do this you know. ❞ He didn’t want Chris feeling like he had to do anything for him, he was a big boy and he could deal with things on his own. ❝ ‘Cause I’m just fine without. ❞ Please stay. He knew he was a burden, how could he not be? He was a mess of a person and Chris didn’t have to deal with that. He already did enough, but there was a difference between being his best friend and a soulmate.
❝ Hey, dude,❞ he began, making sure Josh met his gaze, ❝ I’m not going anywhere.❞ And he really meant it. Even if this soulmate stuff didn’t work out, he was going to be there for Josh until the end. Chris already felt guilty enough not being more present in his life after Hannah and Beth’s disappearance.That’s when Josh needed him the most. But he had been distant and selfish, concerning himself with trivial things when he should have been helping his friend. In that respect, Chris had already failed Josh. And this was his chanceto make things right. ❝ Ash is… Ash. She’ll be perfectly fine without me.❞ Chris continued. ❝ Besides, who else is going to make sure your sorry ass stays out of trouble?❞
“Come on, they’re hillarious,” she said. She pondered his comment, rubbing her chin thoughtfully for a moment. “Well, homemade and storebought are very different. Ashley probably would know the difference,”
She shrugged her shoulders, staring at the mess again. “But, it’s the thought that counts, right? She’s sweet, she probably won’t care,”
“Damn you, Martha Stewart, for making this look so easy.”
Beth had a point; Ashley would probably love them just as much. Cookies were cookies after all. But still, Ash always put in the effort to make him homemade things. He would feel guilty just picking them up from the store. “She deserves a gold star for putting up with me.”
Movie night- Closed
Ashley just decided to skip the argument they usually had and shove her most recent handful of popcorn in his face, getting the butter oil from it all over his glasses. The brunette giggled uncontrollably, not even paying attention to the movie in that moment. She was prepared for an all out snack war against the boy she fancied, going in with no mercy.
“Whoa!” Chris tried to dodge her buttery attack, but to no avail. He still got a face full of the salty treat. “Rude!” Taking off his glasses, he groaned. “It’s going to take forever to clean these.” He could barely see the outline of Ashley’s features without his glasses, much less the actual movie.
“It’s an art class, so i need to create an art piece. “ Sam replied, pointing over at the picture she was intending on blending and adding other pictures and colors and what not to. “But i don’t understand what any of the buttons do”
“I don’t blame you. Learning Photoshop is like learning braille without arms. But the first thing you’re going to want to know about is the layer tool.” Chris dragged the mouse over the icon in the lower right corner and continued to prattle on about Photoshop for another few minutes, looking over at her every so often to make sure she understood. “Got it so far?”
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“What the- woah.” Chris flailed awkwardly as he was heaved over Ashley’s shoulder. Slightly impressed, he muttered, “Jesus Ash, you’re really strong for how tiny you are.”
“Yeah, seven’s great. And that sounds wonderful,” she smiled at him. “We don’t have to go to that place if you don’t want to though. The last time everyone went out for Italian didn’t go so well,” she made a grimace. Chris had gotten food poisoning the next day and it was miserable. “Not…stupid. I meant…y'know, something a jerk would say. Like…I dunno. I was just trying to make a reference to a meme and-” she shook her head. “Wait. What’s the other 40%?”
Chris definitely remembered the last time they went out for Italian food. He couldn’t eat solid food for a good five days. The taste of Alfredo sauce still makes him want to heave. “Yeah... on second thought maybe that’s not the best idea.” Chris shook off the memory and laughed lightly at her awkwardness, “Probably like tech facts and dad jokes. Wait- I have another idea. What if you came over and we made dinner ourselves?”
Heyo shoutout to @xxuntildawnsam for tagging me in this.
I’m not gonna tag more people bc I know literally no one I am new to this community okay I am smol.
name: Mia Kinsey
birthday: May 21st relationship status: Single af zodiac sign: Gemini (on the cusp of Gemini and Taurus) siblings: Four sister (RIP my dad) pets: One dog named Rhett Butler (he used to have a friend named Scarlett)
time: 8:15ish type of phone: iPhone because i am a follower and Apple runs this earth love or lust: love lemonade or iced tea: arnold palmer says you don’t know what I am cats or dogs: DOGS coke or pepsi: Coke day or night: Night meet a celebrity: Probably Gerard Way tbh my small emo heart needs this. Or Amy Poehler chapstick or lipstick: Lipstick for days city or country: city 100% last song you listened to: Canon in D Major because I’m a classy broad.
Anyone following me is free to answer this I want to know all of you precious children.
Adele {Sentence Starters}
"Let me stay here for just one more night."
"Is there anything I can do for you, dear?"
"It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry."
"Don't forget me, I beg."
"And if you want me gone, I'll leave."
"Whenever I'm alone with you, you make me feel like I am home again."
"Ain't like you to hold back."
"I was wondering if, after all these years, you'd like to meet?"
"Never mind, I'll find someone like you."
"I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet."
"She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will."
"However far away, I will always love you."
"You say I'm selfish. I agree with you on that."
"So, I won't let you close enough to hurt me."
"Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds."
"God only knows what we're fighting for."
"I'll be waiting for you when you're ready to love me again."
"When was the last time you thought of me?"
"I'm sorry for everything that I've done."
"I don't know why I'm scared. I've been here before."
"You left with no goodbye, not a single word."
"Don't underestimate the things that I will do."
"But there's a side to you that I never knew."
"You're gonna wish you never had met me."
"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead."
"I can't help feeling we could have had it all."
Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:
[text] I need you so bad right now
[text] They know.
[text] I know everything.
[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK
[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?
[text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.
[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!
[text] We need to talk
[text] I don’t want to talk about it
[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…
[text] Delete my number
[text] Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night
[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all
[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone
[text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)
[text] You free tomorrow?
[text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine
[text] I don’t think you understand just how big his dick is!!!
[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx
[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?
[text] What’s the dress code?
[text] Black, red w/ lace or sheer white????
[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.
[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”
[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!
//I have been such a naughty child with activity santa would not be happy with me. I’ve just opened my Mike blog so I’ve been trying to get that up and running. Anyway, from what I see, I currently owe:
@allthese-ashes @fracturedrealities @xxuntildawnsam @vindiiictae @beaniebaby-sister
let me know if I forgot something. Thank you all for putting up with me.