so not cool

stef | she/her | my gifs | not a minor :)

[chrono-phage]

[chrono-phage]

Sun and Moon Granny Squares by AlyssiaCreates (Etsy)

Star Granny Square by AlyssiaCreates (YouTube Tutorial)

Flat Braid Join (YouTube tutorial)

[bessonschild]

AW MAN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

Phan (Phil Lester/Daniel Howell, Youtube RPF) vs Jedus (Jesus of Nazareth/Judas Iscariot, World History & The Bible)

Phan

Jedus

Voting ended onDec 2, 2024

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[danandphil-lies]

thank you everyone for the support as we all work together to expose dan and phil's lies.

next we have another lie from phil. this is from THE FINAL GOOGLE FEUD (2018, dir. daniel howell and phil lester). phil claims that he does not have any legs and therefore is unable to get the pizza. however, this is a blatant LIE. please see below for proof of legs:

clearly, this LIAR of a man thinks that he can pul the wool over our eyes and convince the masses that he is legless. but as we have shown here today, this is just one of many deceptions from mr. lester

more lies will be exposed soon...

[fryday]

genuinely dnp are such intelligent, interesting people i wish they'd do more long-form sit-down things where they just have a chat about whatever like, tell me your opinions on work and content creation and being an adult and mental health and personal growth. they're so engaging i could listen to them talk about bills & it'd be fascinating. basically i'm asking for that podcast phil teased before or even just another mukbang

[philsmeatylegss]

Thinking about straight people who know the state of Dan and Phil’s relationship and still refuse to accept they’re together because they’ve never explicitly said it.

My buddy, they are two gay men in their thirties who have said outright that they have been attached at the hip since they met 15 years ago. They have lived together, with no other roommates, for the past thirteen years and have never indicated dating anyone else. They refer to the home they are currently living in as their “forever home,” as in they plan to spend forever there. I truly don’t know what else you want.

[curiositypolling]

If you had been born in caveman times, would you have lived to your current age*?

I would’ve never been born (pregnancy complications)

I would’ve died as a baby

I would’ve died as a toddler

I would’ve died as a child

I would’ve died as a preteen

I would’ve died as a teen

I would’ve made it to adulthood! and then died.

I’d probably be alive but it would Fucking Suck

I’d be alive and it would be eh okay

I’d be alive and well, hunting berries, gathering mammoths, thriving :)

Voting ended onJan 18, 2024

*this is just about having medical needs that would have meant death without modern medicine, so no ‘I’d probably die from not being able to distinguish the blur as a lion’ we have a healthy caveman squad who cares for each other, we just also dont have, yknow, penicilin. etcetera.

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

[bessonschild]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hey guys check out my old work on ao3. or something :)

[invisible-brandy]

dnp as text posts

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

[pseudophan]

ONCE. just once. dan and phil need to go to some sort of event as a couple. like arm around the waist pose on the red carpet come on just one time

[invisible-brandy]

phil (and dan) as more text posts

[nukihowlter]

day 3 no gamingmas i’m starting to see dan howell in the corner of my room

[gaythewholetime]

Now that I’ve had a day to process I just want to say that this is the most coupley photo they have ever posted. They genuinely look like they just got married

[pseudophan]

day 1 no gamingmas...