fae in your walls

Hi! I'm Sage! | fae/frog/it/ze/they | in my 20s

[sagethefae]

SALUTATIONS, TRAVELER!!!

This is going to be one of those intro posts bc I realize I can be a lil confusing 😅

So, hi! I'm Sage (fae/it). I'm a queer, disabled adult living in Montreal, Quebec.

My passions include: animals, art, ren faires, historical fashion, vintage things, cottagecore, goblincore/crowcore, fairycore, I love cute things, ttrpgs, anything soft, pastels, etc.

I mostly post about being disabled bc that is what I'm currently working through.

Side blogs and who i will block under the cut!

My nsft blog: @subby-fae

My world building blog: @melioredam

My art blog: @faefolkarts

my aesthetic blog: @aestheticfae

My ED recovery blog: @healing-food

who i block: terf/terf apologist, MAPs/apologists, facist, nazi apologists, swerf, etc. or if you try to police ppl's identities. If you're trash, take yourself out before I do.

So yeah, follow along with this no consistency blog as I try to navigate this website after like 4yrs offline

[oldpaintings]

Armida Gazes on the Sleeping Rinaldo, c.1785 by Giuseppe Cades (Italian, 1750 - 1799)

[alucarddaily]

"The world was changing in so many ways. I wanted to see it all for myself."

[nebulae-d]

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

[deepwaterfiction]

Text: The cafe is run by vampires, free coffee and baked goods in exchange for one pint a month. The owner is even kind enough to tell us when our blood tastes wrong, medically or magically cursed.

[deepwaterfiction]

Text: The cafe is run by vampires, free coffee and baked goods in exchange for one pint a month. The owner is even kind enough to tell us when our blood tastes wrong, medically or magically cursed.

[inkskinned]

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off

[kaylmao]

you love fat people outside of sexual contexts too, right?

[antigonickpdf]

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

[antigonickpdf]

“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

[antigonickpdf]

meanwhile some influencer is filming a mukbang three feet away. he’s wearing a domo hat exactly like this one but it’s neon blue and he’s slurping loudly over the idiot sandwich lecture happening nearby

[antigonickpdf]

i forgot to add this until now but after the gay guy was done scolding his friend and they left, their table was taken up by an aging european twink telling a wealthy-looking bubbe with increasing distress about how much cold cut meat he’d eaten the night before and the funnier she found it the more distraught he got about his nighttime deli frenzy

[antigonickpdf]

he was like [completely unidentifiable european accent] after you went to bed. i ate ze ham. and ze mortadella also… and. also the prosciutto. no stop giggling at me zis is not funny it was 500 grams each. i ate 500 grams of ze ham and 500 grams of ze mortadella and 500 grams of ze prosciutto and that is ONE POINT FIVE KILOGRAMS OF MEAT !! I ate so many meats!!! Stop giggling at me i am going to be fat!!!! I even ate ze cheeses!!!

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[brindlefern-deactivated20210619]

[xcziel]

[cellophanes-princess]

I really needed the last one

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[snowkissedmonsters]

As many of you know I've been scouting for a new laptop, and unfortunately everything is infested with AI, but on top of that so many reviews are like

"this laptop is great but only if you do a full system wipe immediately upon purchasing and then rebuild the operating system exactly as you want it :) otherwise all the preinstalled Windows 11 apps will make it totally inoperable :) but other than that I recommend!"

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sailatina3]

[rhaenyrahightower]

Dana Scully | The X Files S1EP2 "Deep Throat"

[aphrostiel]

the coats and suits of mulder and scully

i'm hoping to do more soon! they actually have a pretty nice variety, specially scully. feel free to reply if you have any suggestions for next ones :D

[oldpaintings]

Women Gladiators attr. Andrea Vaccaro (Italian, 1604–1670)