The Best One!

I go by she/her! I can't wait to meet you all!

[best-faith-interpreter]

Hello Everyone! Your Queen has arrived!

Hello! My name is Best! I am what you call an "interpreter"

I can't wait to meet you all!

(I go by she/her)

[best-faith-interpreter]

What the hell is wrong with that freak! she disgusts me!

[best-faith-interpreter]

my crown isnt even tacky

[best-faith-interpreter]

What the hell is wrong with that freak! she disgusts me!

[best-faith-interpreter]

Hey there, fresh meat with the tacky crown! Yes you!

*Suddenly appearing from your rafters*

Who do we have here?

@no1-jester

OH JESUS!!!!! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?

[no1-jester]

Somebody who likes to take the piss out of egocentric nuisances like yourself!

I've got to say, that green looks perfect on you. The revolting vomit green really tells anyone what they need to know about you!

[best-faith-interpreter]

I am guessing you have some kind of problem with me, no? If not, then your insults are a very weird way to introduce yourself to one.

So, what is your name?

[no1-jester]

My problem is you're a stale, pathetic royal who is so disconnected from reality that I've seen works of fiction more grounded than you.

My name is Jingles McLaughin! You'll do well to remember that, because you'll grow to loathe it!

[best-faith-interpreter]

*she starts.... laughing*

You are hilarious! Loathe your name!? Im going to love it!

HO HO HOOOOO~!

*its her same laugh*

[no1-jester]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No, I assure you you're going to find yourself fearing my very existence, especially in the dead of night when there's nobody around to protect you from me. When you scream for help and all that comes back is my laughter at your suffering.

*she's smiling the whole time bell says this*

[best-faith-interpreter]

*she's laughing even harder now, too much to get any words out*

[no1-jester]

*She grins, then glances behind him*

Now folks, you probably haven't seen this one on this show before, but I assure you it's a classic! Just wait for the payoff!

*Jingles then turns back to Best, bells swaying, and suddenly grabs her by the throat in a grip much stronger than you'd expect from her wiry frame*

Listen here you vile fucking joke, I mean it when I say I want you fucking terrified of me.

[best-faith-interpreter]

*she tries her best to get your hands off her*

h-hey you really don;t haave to do this....

*she sounds actually terrified*

pl-please dont hurt me....

[best-faith-interpreter]

Hey there, fresh meat with the tacky crown! Yes you!

*Suddenly appearing from your rafters*

Who do we have here?

@no1-jester

OH JESUS!!!!! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?

[no1-jester]

Somebody who likes to take the piss out of egocentric nuisances like yourself!

I've got to say, that green looks perfect on you. The revolting vomit green really tells anyone what they need to know about you!

[best-faith-interpreter]

I am guessing you have some kind of problem with me, no? If not, then your insults are a very weird way to introduce yourself to one.

So, what is your name?

[no1-jester]

My problem is you're a stale, pathetic royal who is so disconnected from reality that I've seen works of fiction more grounded than you.

My name is Jingles McLaughin! You'll do well to remember that, because you'll grow to loathe it!

[best-faith-interpreter]

*she starts.... laughing*

You are hilarious! Loathe your name!? Im going to love it!

HO HO HOOOOO~!

*its her same laugh*

[no1-jester]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No, I assure you you're going to find yourself fearing my very existence, especially in the dead of night when there's nobody around to protect you from me. When you scream for help and all that comes back is my laughter at your suffering.

*she's smiling the whole time bell says this*

[best-faith-interpreter]

*she's laughing even harder now, too much to get any words out*

[best-faith-interpreter]

Hey there, fresh meat with the tacky crown! Yes you!

*Suddenly appearing from your rafters*

Who do we have here?

@no1-jester

OH JESUS!!!!! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?

[no1-jester]

Somebody who likes to take the piss out of egocentric nuisances like yourself!

I've got to say, that green looks perfect on you. The revolting vomit green really tells anyone what they need to know about you!

[best-faith-interpreter]

I am guessing you have some kind of problem with me, no? If not, then your insults are a very weird way to introduce yourself to one.

So, what is your name?

[no1-jester]

My problem is you're a stale, pathetic royal who is so disconnected from reality that I've seen works of fiction more grounded than you.

My name is Jingles McLaughin! You'll do well to remember that, because you'll grow to loathe it!

[best-faith-interpreter]

*she starts.... laughing*

You are hilarious! Loathe your name!? Im going to love it!

HO HO HOOOOO~!

*its her same laugh*

[best-faith-interpreter]

Hey there, fresh meat with the tacky crown! Yes you!

*Suddenly appearing from your rafters*

Who do we have here?

@no1-jester

OH JESUS!!!!! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?

[no1-jester]

Somebody who likes to take the piss out of egocentric nuisances like yourself!

I've got to say, that green looks perfect on you. The revolting vomit green really tells anyone what they need to know about you!

[best-faith-interpreter]

I am guessing you have some kind of problem with me, no? If not, then your insults are a very weird way to introduce yourself to one.

So, what is your name?

[best-faith-interpreter]

Hey there, fresh meat with the tacky crown! Yes you!

*Suddenly appearing from your rafters*

Who do we have here?

@no1-jester

OH JESUS!!!!! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?

[best-faith-interpreter]

so looking at your benefactor is like looking in a mirror for you?

Not exactly... Its like a funhouse mirror.... I think she's a failed clone...

[best-faith-interpreter]

Generally fuck every single one of you and your damned curses!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

that's the spirit.

[best-faith-interpreter]

May my tag not be new corpse? please? I dont get why everyone is calling me a corpse....

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

...sure.

do you have a name or are you just best

[best-faith-interpreter]

Best is fine

[best-faith-interpreter]

What happened. Are you ok

internet can be quite spotty in the middle of nowhere and in an abandoned building, dont you think?

[best-faith-interpreter]

Generally fuck every single one of you and your damned curses!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

that's the spirit.

[best-faith-interpreter]

May my tag not be new corpse? please? I dont get why everyone is calling me a corpse....

[best-faith-interpreter]

Generally fuck every single one of you and your damned curses!

[best-faith-interpreter]

A month? Come on people. Something terrible is going to go wrong this week.

NONSENSE!

[best-faith-interpreter]

I put 20 bucks on a month till something goes wrong

Nothing will go wrong

[best-faith-interpreter]

Does the name Moth von queen mean anything to you?

.... No, but who even is that? Who names themselves that?

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

I do not like what's going on with Best, why does this keep happening?

[best-faith-interpreter]

"Keep happening"? What do you mean by that? I only just got here!

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

Your body is a corpse, think about it for like, five seconds :3

[best-faith-interpreter]

Im not a corpse, thats not what I am....

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

Not you, your body, you yourself said it is putrid meat, you are not the first one, and you will probably not be the last one UwU

[best-faith-interpreter]

This body is not a corpse either...

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

You're a clone, you know that, right? Clones are replaceable OwO

[best-faith-interpreter]

.... You disgust me, filth. I know that, you don't need to rub it in

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

🤷‍♀️ Just playing my part, someone had to let you know about the cycle :3

[best-faith-interpreter]

Well... I don't care about the cycle!