TO BOLDLY GO

optimus prime // dearly beloved

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[a-life-revised]

“You smell good.” It comes out as much more accusatory than Optimus meant it to, but, staring down at Megatron, he finds little reason to doubt that Megatron won’t understand.

Megatron... blinked at him, bemused at first, and then surprised, optic ridges raising up high. He smelled good.

"You- I?" He smelled like dirt, to him. Well. Dirt and some of the crystals in the garden. "I smell good???? Explain????"

[best-first]

He has to explain?

Convoy mutters something subvocal to himself and makes a half-sparked gesture, digits splayed. “You… smell good.”

Yeah, that absolutely works. Crystal clear, for sure.

He’s already clambering up onto the sofa with him, optics narrowing over his mask. “It’s different than usual.”

The what did you do goes unspoken.

[best-first]

“Bumblebee hasn’t returned my calls.”

Frowning to himself, Optimus’ fins have drooped all the way back. “Maybe I should go and find him? Or… no, he probably won’t like that…”

[best-first]

[fullcravings]

Easy 2-Ingredient Cinnamon Roll Apple Pie Cups

[best-first]

[best-first]

This cushion is also really soft. Not too yielding, but good to knead at.

He’s put both on his cot in his room. It’s nice. He’s spent several kliks just sort of mooshing at it.

But it isn’t quite right yet. Hm…

[beadyeyes]

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

[beadyeyes]

We are taking away every thing that made him a person.

[best-first]

"Are you cold? ..you're never usually cold."

Optimus hums something noncommittal as he folds the quilt over an arm. “Did you make this one?”

Megatron’s right, though. He doesn’t usually feel cold; something about the power output of the Matrix meant most Primes ran warm. Optimus was the sort to sleep face down on a bare recharge slab, if he wasn’t making use of an upright compartment or, as was often the case, parked in truck form.

He doesn’t feel cold, is the thing. His internal temperature is within standard tolerances, if on the higher end. He just.

The blanket is soft.

[best-first]

“Is anyone using this blanket at the moment? Would it be troublesome if I borrowed it?”

[best-first]

{ @contingencyprocessor }

"Optimus—" Should he be concerned? He's feeling very concerned.

"Huh? Red Alert, when did you arrive? I'm sorry, I meant to be at the landing pad to say hello to everyone."

We're just going to completely gloss over those last few minutes as Optimus turns down Dexy's Midnight Runners.

[best-first]

Against the backdrop of Bumblebee's pop music playlist, Optimus wonders out loud:

"Do you guys ever think about dying?"

[staticnonapus]

Mommy op

[biobe]

tfw wife doesn't fw war crimes

[best-first]

The heaviest of sad, long-day sighs.

[constructiqueers]

Everyine wants transformers to sleep on comfy human like beds nobody apprecjates that the idw slabs are funnier.

Going ti sleep on my slab #myslab. Love my slab #myslab. Boy i cant wait to get off work ti lay completely flat on my slab #myslab

[xstarfall]

[little-miss-cold]

Can't wait to get home and sleep with my husband on separate slabs #ourslabs

[zolikemm]

I've been thinking about this skybound AU for a long time which is WHAT IF Megatron and Optimus fell into Earth together, got captured by the Cobra-la, and escaped together through cooperation

Like instead of Lazerbeak being Megatron's eyes, what if it had been Optimus? Co-dependency oh yes oh yes... Very toxic, but they'll get around! Your red eyes through mine, and blues in yours.

(this was actually an old artwork. I tweaked it bc I wanted it to have more story)