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John/Yohanan • 20y • he/him*
Hello! I'm John from Bethsaida, and I was a fisherman before I met Jesus of Nazareth! I'm now following him on the road with other disciples. I hope it will go on great (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ
*I know I'm being told often I look like a girl, but I'm a guy!
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Philip and Bartholomew asked if I wanted to play a game of dices with them. Would it be cheating if I prayed to the Lord for a luck buff before throwing mine?? ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )
So there's this girl disciple ( ◡‿◡ *) She's called Livi! She comes from same hometown as us, but I never saw her around before. And now she's on our camp. (￣ε￣＠)
How do I tell her she's probably the love of my life and that we should probably marry ASAP (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡
She said yes for going outside today on a date together!! I will try to confess at the end of the day! ♡(>ᴗ•)
Don't talk to me.
Did it not go as you planned?
My Lord I'm reconsidering spiritual and earthly celibacy.
The Lord gives His hardest battle (looking like a girl) to His strongest soldier (me).
So there's this girl disciple ( ◡‿◡ *) She's called Livi! She comes from same hometown as us, but I never saw her around before. And now she's on our camp. (￣ε￣＠)
How do I tell her she's probably the love of my life and that we should probably marry ASAP (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡
She said yes for going outside today on a date together!! I will try to confess at the end of the day! ♡(>ᴗ•)
Don't talk to me.
So there's this girl disciple ( ◡‿◡ *) She's called Livi! She comes from same hometown as us, but I never saw her around before. And now she's on our camp. (￣ε￣＠)
How do I tell her she's probably the love of my life and that we should probably marry ASAP (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡
She said yes for going outside today on a date together!! I will try to confess at the end of the day! ♡(>ᴗ•)
Rabbi told us to not talk to demons and impure spirits while exorcising people but sometimes the urge to ragebait is hard to control
So there's this girl disciple ( ◡‿◡ *) She's called Livi! She comes from same hometown as us, but I never saw her around before. And now she's on our camp. (￣ε￣＠)
How do I tell her she's probably the love of my life and that we should probably marry ASAP (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡
Sometimes I wonder if the Lord's silence is worrying or comforting.
Ignorance is compliance.
... You're as bright as the shepherd's star, yet your aura is as cold as a silent dead night... What are you?
Lord please forgive my language but fuckkkkk my stupid baka life I've just been struggling for five minutes with the fish net and all I caught was a stupid sardine (눈_눈)
I think it's a sign to take it easy. Not every day is like you'd like it to be and that's completely alright!
Yes rabbi
Thank you rabbi
Lord please forgive my language but fuckkkkk my stupid baka life I've just been struggling for five minutes with the fish net and all I caught was a stupid sardine (눈_눈)
Two truth one lie ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆
* When I was a kid I hatedddd vegetables but I didn't want to make my mom sad or waste them so I pretended to be the Lord receiving the people's offerings and that they would be disappointed if I didn't eat it
* When we were at the Cana wedding I got so drunk I flirted with a girl. It was actually the bride's sister
* When we met Judas' parents I kinda thought his mother was a hear me out
Wrong! \(^ヮ^)/
The second one was technically the lie, I was so drunk I thought it was the sister of the bride (๑>◡<๑)
It was her brother.
Two truth one lie ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆
* When I was a kid I hatedddd vegetables but I didn't want to make my mom sad or waste them so I pretended to be the Lord receiving the people's offerings and that they would be disappointed if I didn't eat it
* When we were at the Cana wedding I got so drunk I flirted with a girl. It was actually the bride's sister
* When we met Judas' parents I kinda thought his mother was a hear me out
Pro of doing a panic attack in the camp: Jesus sees it and come comforting me (*´▽`*) he always have the right words and gestures!
Con of doing a panic in the camp:
EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT
Sometimes I wonder if the Lord's silence is worrying or comforting.
It's so weird to see myself on the cross.. don't ask me why and how but I was at a museum, at an exhibition of Gothic art, mainly focusing on different appearances of... well, me.
There was one with movable arms tho, that was funny. Like what for?
This is nicely crafted, but why did they put you on a cross like a Roman death prisoner (°□°;) .....?
... So you remember when I said I'm gonna die?
Yes! (o´▽`o) Metaphorically. ( • ⩊ • )
Metaphorically, right?............
...you're partly right, I suppose?? I've been thinking about it and you're not entirely wrong which is somehow funny. As funny as the idea of death can be.
...
... You'll never leave us behind, right? You'd tell me if you had to leave far away?
I will need to leave for some time. But I won't be really gone. I'll always be somehow around, even if not... Physically. I'd never leave any of you.
......... can I get a hug ? (╥﹏╥)
Fine I guess Judas Iscariot has a certain je ne sais quoi........ (＾＾)
