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[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[antrea]

[26.04.20] @ pittsburgh penguins (playoffs, round 1 game 2)

tippy passes to himself after getting checked, dekes around #58 so hard that two penguins crash into each other, goes down on one knee from their effort but uses his momentum and strength to skate on, and sells shot but makes a beautiful pass to garny instead who slams it into the empty net 😳 all while shorthanded

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[nuancecomprehender]

reading comprehension questions:

might there be a reason this post resonates with a lot of women?

can you describe the phenonemon of learned helplessness? give an example.

in what ways might the gender pay gap have influenced this post?

in most cultures, women are expected to do the majority of childrearing and domestic work, even if they also work outside of the home. in what ways does this influence the post?

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[redarmyscreaming]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The second one

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Update: woke up to this

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste

[junk-thunder]

[citation not needed. no prablem]

[parakeet]

20 years of neil banging out the tunes this coming monday. save the date

[celebrinienjoyer]

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

if yuo are, , in my "notifciations," i see you therue. i see you. im watching,. and i love you

[dogpuppy]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

no one does it like him any more

[confessionsdiaz]

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

[miamaimania]

Nguyen Cong Tri ❧ Embroidery that refuses to lie flat

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense