Todd's blog

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After years and years of begging, Phil Spencer has agreed to be my best buddy! Together we'll make game pass broken as hell, but full of dragons 🐉

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Some Todd facts for you all

Everyone is always meme-ing about Todd Howard re-releasing Skyrim, but clearly you people have forgotten Oblivion re-releases. We had the original release, the GOTY release, the fifth anniversary release, Oblivion mobile, Fo3, and an unfinished PSP port. You thought this was a new thing, but Todd’s been doing it all along. Even his first job at Bethesda Softworks was porting Arena from MS-DOS to Windows. Just thought I’d put that out there.

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I am the best at what I do.

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jordan on Twitter

“here's elon musk dancing i hope your day is now ruined too https://t.co/gWpfkJjLKN”

This guy can't even dance on stage

[uesp]

I can’t believe there hasn’t been a single new Elder Scrolls game this decade.

[forgefaerie]

 har har :/  so funny  

/while playing Eder scrolls online (which despite it not being single player game, I have personaly enjoyed far more playing solo, than any of the preceding games), and avoiding Elder scrolls blades, considering if I should fire up legends and finish the main quest in it. I mean… I get that this is the joke in a vein of “sometimes I can still hear his voice” I wonder how many other people are aware of it, or dismissive of other elder scrolls games, just because they are not pure single player or something. /new year, grumpier me

[uesp]

Elder Scrolls Online came out in 2014, Legends in 2016, and Blades in 2019. None of those games were released in the 20s.

[forgefaerie]

I… guess I need coffee.  and to start getting used to this being a new decade O_O    /hide 

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[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

uesp is the best blog I follow on this hellsite

[uesp]

Same.

[bethesdatodd]

Time to unwrap your gifts.

May you all find copies of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim under your Saturalia tree

[gamer-of-the-day]

Today’s Ga-

Today’s Gamer-

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Todd

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I am honoured

[evilvillain123456789]

hmmmm…im not sure i can do this whole evil thing much longer

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just kidding i shall be cruel and terrible forever

[renthony]

My personal sleep paralysis demon is Todd Howard.

[bethesdatodd]

Welcome to my new service

[bethesdatodd]

Explore a world without limits with Bethesda’s latest DLC for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Todd’s mods! Play as everyone’s favourite Executive Producer, Todd Howard in an epic reworking of this digital masterpiece.

In this incredible new adventure, Todd is Dovahkiin, the Dragonborn. With him  you can explore magnificent Todd-themed landscapes, battle Todd-themed monsters and interact with plenty of very enjoyable Todd NPCS. Download today on any network capable device!

[pondwitch]

you do realize that todd doesn't write dialogue. or make the patches for the games, right. and that they hire employees to do that

no todd howard made the whole game himself in his garage you fucking idiot. he does every voice in the game too. read a book jackass

[bethesdatodd]

It's true

I am Skyrim

[garfiield]

Fun fact: Skyrim is real, but since weapons are technically illegal and the sidequests are really small, you get little xp: Todd Howard figured out the system though, and spent all his points on illusion and speech to further continue his plans of world domination. Do not believe his sweet little lies, every copy of Skyrim you buy gives him more xp!

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I hope you did

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🥬

Personally, I am a fan of Hermaeus Mora. Tentacles are cool!

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🐉

Obviously me, Elon Musk is a LOSER

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love ur blog todd!! 🥬🥬

Yes. I love it too! Buy Skyrim!

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Skyrim Asks

🥬: Favourite Bethesda game? (hint: it’s Skyrim)

🥬: What do you think about when you look up at the night skyrim?

🥬: Have you ever taken moon sugar?

🥬: Which stronghold would you be the Jarl of?

🥬: Empire or Stormcloak?

🥬: As a celebrity (Dragonborn), how does it feel when people don’t recognise you?

🥬: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

🥬: Hermaeus Mora or Alduin?

🥬: How do you feel about jesters?

🥬: Have you ever seen a necromancer?

🥬: Favorite follower?

🥬: What do you do when you’re anxious?

🥬: Did you used to be an adventurer?

🥬: Favorite armor?

🥬: Which Daedra would you most like to be?

🥬: Have you ever tried to fast travel when there were enemies nearby?

🥬: Are you worthy of Sovngaarde?

🥬: What if I wore the Amulet of Mara around you and we were both boys?

🐉: Who is better? Elon Musk or Todd howard?