A company dedicated to scamming people

THIS BLOG IS A JOKE. IT IS NOT A REAL COMPANY. I DO NOT ACTUALLY SELL ANYTHING.

[better-con-con-offical]

Help this is like the 9th officalverse blog I've made in 5 months

The person that runs @raventhecrispy-offical also runs this account.

Okay so like, this is a one-off blog made for a joke. DO YOU HEAR ME INTERNET?! THIS IS A JOKE. I DO NOT ACTUALLY SELL ANYTHING AND THIS IS NOT A REAL COMPANY!!!

Anyways, welcome to better-con-con inc. where we help you improve your scamming skills. (For a cut of your scams of course, we're not a charity)

Our mission statement: We'll do anything if you give us enough money

Our vision statement: We envision a future in which you give us all your money

GIVE US YOUR MONEY!

Offical tagging corporate protocol below

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