Underground Phoenix

25 yo gay boy, I like to laugh

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good morning do you have a moment to talk abt our lord and savior jonathan van ness

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MOM HOLY FUCK

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“i can’t stop smiling!” -jvn ❤️

[deacytits]

This is so unbelievably cute omg

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Corgi falling asleep on a train

[mac-daddy-cheese]

Oh my god oh my GOD

[catharticboredom]

[gun-flame]

Dreepy inside Dragapult’s head: 

[cybergata]

[jolieing]

[thatiskarma]

What is going on here

[brucebocchi]

The Shining, But Cold

[agoutirex]

cranberry sauce

[dreamingbiggest-deactivated2024]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[journeymanfool]

POV: you’re inside a tube of YSL lipstick (Bare Burgundy)

[unusual-rituals-deactivated2022]

POV: youre a valentino white bag and lipstick was spilled inside you

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]

I have two reactions to extremely hung guys

And

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

There's a third

[wickedwonderlandd]

And a fourth

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

and a fifth 

[bigmeatyflaps]

[giovannidamilano]

I’m experiencing the rapture rn

[gamecubewizard]

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

[captain-snark]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[uncle-beanbag]

[captain-price-official]

If I told you that that is Vince McMahon doing the voice for the otter, would you be less horrified

[stevenscrivello]

Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius…   played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

Yes, that ACME.

Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

ROBOT MONSTER

AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

Fucking plus

Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

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I watched this movie but I thought I hallucinated it all and it wasn’t actually real because nobody ever talked about it around me

[salmon404]

Honestly seeing this post brought back ancient memories my brain wouldn’t let me remember

[calebmp3]

[queerglassescutie]

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

[queerglassescutie]

[fakeblack]

“You. Come. Here.”

“M-Me?”

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[stupid-dyke]

Remember when Love, Simon said „I‘m just like you. I have a big house in the suburbs, i drive a brand new car, and I have 3 friends who like hanging out with me. I‘m just like you, except, I’m gay.“ and I thought, buddy, I have nothing in common with you except being gay

[gay-irl]

Gay🔃irl

[badked]

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

[teesadutta]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

tell it sister