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"Your positive webpage destination for all things procreation" Jones/Eddie, 20 he/him :D

[better-than-a-blowj]

Okay so I've had this blog for literal years and I've never done an intro soooo

INTRO POST!!

PREVIOUSLY SOFTCHONK

Hullo!! I have very many names including but not limited to

Jones

Eddie

Mikey

My Pronouns are he/they

Some of my interests include:

Ghost

Metalocalypse

My Chemical Romance

Fall Out Boy

Twenty One Pilots

2000s emo culture and aesthetic

Watchmen

Playing Bass

Learning Guitar

Star Trek

MASH

Fanfiction

And a multitude of other things

DM Status: Yes!! I love making new friends, but I'm a bit bad at replying as I'm low energy so please be patient!

Asks Status: YES

DNI: If you aren't a hateful heinous person, you're good. Don't be bigoted, don't be a pedophile, don't be an asshole. Oh also if you support Israel, gtfo.

Other Blogs:

@spaghetti-man99 (writing blog)

@thorin-baby-bear (agere blog. If you dislike it, just don't interact pls!)

@zip-ghoul (ghoul oc rp blog)

That's all!! Hope you enjoy your visit :))

[h3adfirstforv4mpirez]

holy fucking christ girl …

📷 CREDIT: gorebugs on twitter !!

[repeatradiation]

everyone thank mikeyway’s disney bootleg career for them going to the smashing pumpkins concert and getting inspired to someday start a band

[boeing747]

hawkeye :)

[bloodtastemaster]

yeah okay girl...she's seen the mcrblr 😬

#welcomebackxboyherox #ihateyouifyousawthisshowirlsorry

#iveneverbeensoenviousinmylife

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[normaloperafan]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[transmasciero]

omg the stage directions... hi charlie enter go

[deathwishdecay]

breaking: fetish opera just introduced cannibalism

[gimmeiero]

[getocakes]

[smeagles]

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[arottingcorpse]

back in the day vampires used to gather at balls. now we have MCR concerts

[b0nkcreat]

this is so mean i have tears in my eyes

[pokemon]

[spicymochi]

choose your cartoon duo

[toroxstar]

carabiner ray you live in my heart rent free

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[halloweengrrr]

Keep posting carabiner Ray Toro guys I need to exercise my right arm

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[blondeninazenik]

All y'all better be reblogging this