[on-poetry]

me, an intellectual: whom is she

[transguydustin-old]

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat:

[thecommonchick]

me: i should probably tell people how i feel today

me: it can't be healthy keeping it all bottled in

me: i need to open up to somebody

somebody: hey how are you

me: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE

[shalrath]

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

[angelicguy]

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

[cursedcatpictures]

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[koyla-deactivated181124-deactiv]

ever wanna raise an emotionally sound child just to flex on your parents ?

[carnivorecam]

Deer runs from flying squirrel (caught on trail camera) 

[howtoskinatiger]

This is one of the greatest images I have ever seen

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

I think that teenage girls should be allowed to commit felonies

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[thecommonchick]

dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible

me: what's happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[desinteresse]

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

[desinteresse]

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[hulk3nhogan]

[20daysofjune]

This is so surreal it looks fake almost

[gotham-pretty-deactivated201705]

I wonder if it keeps old white men up at night that the world is run by two black women

[biodegrade]

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in