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dudes will have pattern baldness and it’s not even a cool pattern

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the most relatable he’s been in years

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day after hitting legs got me walking like sean penn in obaa

[feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

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i asked my girl if she thinks i’m low T and she said she might kill herself to get away from me

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my mother karen in the mcdonald drive thru: “do you have a healthy drink”

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the hell snoh aalegra upto. PULL FINGER mate we want new choons

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Visit Original Link

Stone Temple Pilots - Creep

[playthings2007]

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

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far thought those smoov tones sounded familiar @naik2seki

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god i hope no one comes to my wedding. im shy .

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can’t help but notice that some absolute Current Events have been occurring as of late .

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the US government will launch yet another illegal war of terror against a sovereign nation to appease a handful of “elected” religious zealots and their israeli masters while 350 million americans sit at home being like. Welp That Just Happened. time to order doordash

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white south african coworker pushing me to the fuckin brink

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i’m new to stocks man why i gotta buy the dip if i already got hummus in the fridge. i thought a bull was someone who fucks your wife. i thought a bear was a big hairy gay bloke