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Stranger Things
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Origami Around
we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@bettercalljean
Hard to take someone seriously when this is what the caller ID says š
I like big buckets and I can not lie
C.R.E.A.M.
Just had a customer order Travolta Black instead of, Tricorn Black š gave us a real good laugh!
Only I, would tell a customer at 11:40 AM to have a good evening š
Heās salty about somethin⦠thatās the only reason heās talkin shit. Iām here for any movie Paul Dano & Matthew Lillard are involved in šš»
So, funny story š š«£š« today I got up early so I could get to Starbucks & get me a peppermint mocha and some of that Starbucks X Hello Kitty collab merch. SCORE ā I purchase the Barista Bear and a cold drink cup! I get my peppermint mocha and Iām leaving all swinging my bag and the cold cup flys out of the bag headed for the pavement! For 5 seconds the world went in slow motion as I watched that cup land in middle of the parking lot. I just sat in my car and cried š I had cracked the lid, not bad, but obvious. I was on top of the world! I get home and test out the lid, no leaking⦠it works⦠still cracked⦠and it was only 6:30am I had a WHOLE day ahead of me š
I went to see Pride & Prejudice for the 20th Anniversary today and I havenāt had a theater experience like this since before COVID! I donāt even think the young girls next to me had ever seen the film, they laughed and were having a blast & even gasped when Mr Darcy was walking across the fields at the end. The theatre was nearly full, women were reciting the most iconic lines aloud, and everyone clapped at the end! 10 out of 10 experience would recommend š„°
I tried the pickle lemonade at Popeyeās today & it was FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!
Iām totally Walter Goggin character in The White Lotus šŖ·
Me but Tik Tok š
Me when I guy carries something on his shoulder š especially a 5 gallon bucket of paint.
Hot take: Shepherdās Pie is just the British version of tater tot casserole to Americans. Donāt @ me š
A coworker tried to make me feel better about the explosion of paint in the shaker by telling me it was āartā š„²
A painter told me at work today that I was a flirt š and I thought, but am I really?! Then I realized, I didnāt need to spend time worrying about that, Iād rather they call me a flirt than a bitch, so SCORE š
Before&After š hand dispensed edition
Nothing unusual here š