my fishies and me

gotta put my aquarium videos somewhere cuz they takin' up a lot of space lol

[betterthanschwag]

i feel less lean T.T

[betterthanschwag]

Hello how are you doing today

hi i'm doin' great thanks for asking

[cantcatchmeee]

[betterthanschwag]

holy shit how have i had this for 13 years lmao only started using it awhile ago because of an ex and now i just like to post shit on here that i don't want to post on fb/ig lol

[betterthanschwag]

so fucking iconic

[charlesoberonn]

My favorite crack theory is "1990 comedy film Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzenegger takes place in Silent Hill"

[betterthanschwag]

[uwktttty]

[betterthanschwag]

why is wing eyeliner so fucking sexy

[animentality]

[betterthanschwag]

Set the controls straight for the sun

[betterthanschwag]

Look at my tiny muscles

[betterthanschwag]

Jacuzzi rooms at the budget inn lol

[unicornoligist]

goodnight :3

[betterthanschwag]

Would go to war for her

[betterthanschwag]

why is it so difficult

to find a nice trad wife to have babies with? I need another baby mama

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

ohyeah

[betterthanschwag]

lmao the things i see created for tomodachi life are hilarious

[unicornoligist]

Post feet

🤔

[betterthanschwag]

I'd let her leave her eyelashes on any wall in my house