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[bettysbaker]

Hm... 

I think I’m going to take a stroll outside for tonight, it’s getting rather cold and I love how it’s going to start snowing soon.

[bleedingheartofgold-archive-dea]

bettysbaker started following you

Holy shit. No way- no fuckin’ way. 

Yer da- Crocker gal-!!! HOLY SHIT- AN’ YER FOLLOWIN ME? 

[bettysbaker]

Oh my, well of course I would follow a handsome man such as yourself! Gosh I feel so embarrassed.

My name is Jane, Jane Crocker. What's your name?

[gotahatfullofbomb]

I cannot believe i almost blow all of us up because i was lightening my cigarette with a match ,i tossed it and it didn’t die right away….the match was dangerously close to gunpowder ….

I really need to stop smoking inside.

[bettysbaker]

how awfully reckless of you Mr.Deuce... Please promise me you'll be a bit more careful this time :(

[bettysbaker]

@ashnvoodoo​ @umberbull​ @fastestshadeofgreen​ @misscuttlefishfeferi @coldsteelse7en @rxllofthedie @honey2uckle2muggliin @blacksuitsdiamondmobster @auriustaziam @blooming-delights @lessthanlucky @carmineclock @stabaguy

My well that certainly is quite the crowd! It’s nice to meet you all, my name is Jane!

It’s a pleasure to meet you all!

[honey2uckle2muggliin-deactivate]

hey jane, niice two meet you jane, ii’m 2ollux, chemii2t for the Miidniight Crew

[bettysbaker]

The Midnight Crew, oh my. You must be very precise then! I’ve never met anyone before who worked within that group.

[honey2uckle2muggliin-deactivate]

glad two bee your fiir2t. better get u2ed two iit though, 2ee we kiind of run half thii2 ciity, and 2liick and Droog are real go getter2. ii’m 2ure you’ll bee meetiing them 2oon enough

[bettysbaker]

So the Midnight Crew runs half the city… I take it that the Felt runs the second half? Well I sure hope I don’t meet them! I’d rather not have my company be involved :(

[honey2uckle2muggliin-deactivate]

no one 2aiid you gotta get iinvolved, ju2t know that they are gonna bee around. Droog e2peciially ii2 very hand2 on. he liike2 two know everyone.

[bettysbaker]

Really now? Well I've met @talldarkloathsome and so far he hasn't done anything hands on as of yet. Should I be worried?

[bettysbaker]

@ashnvoodoo​ @umberbull​ @fastestshadeofgreen​ @misscuttlefishfeferi @coldsteelse7en @rxllofthedie @honey2uckle2muggliin @blacksuitsdiamondmobster @auriustaziam @blooming-delights @lessthanlucky @carmineclock @stabaguy

My well that certainly is quite the crowd! It’s nice to meet you all, my name is Jane!

It’s a pleasure to meet you all!

[honey2uckle2muggliin-deactivate]

hey jane, niice two meet you jane, ii’m 2ollux, chemii2t for the Miidniight Crew

[bettysbaker]

The Midnight Crew, oh my. You must be very precise then! I’ve never met anyone before who worked within that group.

[honey2uckle2muggliin-deactivate]

glad two bee your fiir2t. better get u2ed two iit though, 2ee we kiind of run half thii2 ciity, and 2liick and Droog are real go getter2. ii’m 2ure you’ll bee meetiing them 2oon enough

[bettysbaker]

So the Midnight Crew runs half the city... I take it that the Felt runs the second half? Well I sure hope I don't meet them! I'd rather not have my company be involved :(

[rifleshotsandflowerpots-blog]

@bettysbaker started following you

oh!!! your face looks familiar; are you working for Crockercorp by any chance?? :O

[bettysbaker]

Why yes ma'am, that would be me! My name is Jane. It’s a pleasure.

[rifleshotsandflowerpots-blog]

oh wow!!! why you must be a celebrity!!! :O !!

[bettysbaker]

Something along those lines yes :0. But surprisingly people in this city don't read the paper as much as they should. Hardly anyone recognized me :(

[bettysbaker]

@ashnvoodoo​ @umberbull​ @fastestshadeofgreen​ @misscuttlefishfeferi @coldsteelse7en @rxllofthedie @honey2uckle2muggliin @blacksuitsdiamondmobster @auriustaziam @blooming-delights @lessthanlucky @carmineclock @stabaguy

My well that certainly is quite the crowd! It’s nice to meet you all, my name is Jane!

It’s a pleasure to meet you all!

[blacksuitsdiamondmobster-deacti]

Diamonds Droog, it’s a pleasure for me as well. How are you doing today?

[bettysbaker]

I'm perfectly alright, simply tired I supposed. I had a restless night yesterday. Nevertheless how are you today?

[bettysbaker]

@ashnvoodoo​ @umberbull​ @fastestshadeofgreen​ @misscuttlefishfeferi @coldsteelse7en @rxllofthedie @honey2uckle2muggliin @blacksuitsdiamondmobster @auriustaziam @blooming-delights @lessthanlucky @carmineclock @stabaguy

My well that certainly is quite the crowd! It’s nice to meet you all, my name is Jane!

It’s a pleasure to meet you all!

[honey2uckle2muggliin-deactivate]

hey jane, niice two meet you jane, ii’m 2ollux, chemii2t for the Miidniight Crew

[bettysbaker]

The Midnight Crew, oh my. You must be very precise then! I've never met anyone before who worked within that group.

[bettysbaker]

I'm really exhausted :(

[fouramour]

bettysbaker started following you

aw, now, this looks like a sweetheart if i ever saw one! or maybe a sweet tart. pleased t’ greet y’ little miss betty, how’s it?

[bettysbaker]

Hoo hoo hoo! My, you're going to make me blush here.. it's going well! Though my name is Jane if you would like to call me that.

What's your name?

[stabtheguy-deactivated20170604]

@wartrip @bettysbaker

The names slick and I’m a murdering canine dog who loves to stab people for a living.

[bettysbaker]

Oh geez, I sure hope you're kidding with such a bold claim. My name is Jane, Slick.

[foretellershark-blog]

@inspectionsandtea and @bettysbaker started following you

Okay I got no idea why it aint lettin me tag one of ya but hi! The name’s Fin and I’m one sorry excuse for a shark Who are ya?

[bettysbaker]

my name is Jane! Jane Crocker. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[bettysbaker]

Ah how nice. And I don’t really know all that much about trolls sadly, never taught that much other than they live here and that they’re very nice people! But regardless yes, Karkat is a very nice name.

[corrosivegambler-blog]

YOU’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, ALL TROLLS ARE AWFUL, WE’RE JUST AWFUL, EACH WORSE THEN THE OTHER.

[bettysbaker]

Well I just don’t believe that. Maybe some of them might not be good , but I think there might be some genuine good trolls out there.

Anyways, I’ve been meaning to meet new people in the city? Would you like to meet up for tea and biscuits? Or maybe some cake?

[corrosivegambler-blog]

I MEAN I GUESS I COULD ENTERTAIN THE LUNCHEON OFFERS OF A COMPLETE STRANGER. BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT IF YOU’RE SOMEONE LOOKING TO STICK A KNIFE IN ME? I HAVE IT ON THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY THAT YOU WILL FIND ME MUCH HARDER TO KILL THAN YOU THINK.

[bettysbaker]

Well I guess you’ll just have to find out then ;B

[corrosivegambler-blog]

I SUPPOSE I COULD COURT DANGER IF THAT IS WHAT YOU’RE OFFERING. SO WHERE WOULD WE MEET UP? I’M AFRAID I’M NOT ALL THAT WELL VERSED IN….TEA AND BISCUITS

[bettysbaker]

Theres a bakery on the corner 7th Street and Park Avenue, we should meet up there! Would 5 in the Afternoon work for you?

[bettysbaker]

Ah how nice. And I don’t really know all that much about trolls sadly, never taught that much other than they live here and that they’re very nice people! But regardless yes, Karkat is a very nice name.

[corrosivegambler-blog]

YOU’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, ALL TROLLS ARE AWFUL, WE’RE JUST AWFUL, EACH WORSE THEN THE OTHER.

[bettysbaker]

Well I just don’t believe that. Maybe some of them might not be good , but I think there might be some genuine good trolls out there.

Anyways, I’ve been meaning to meet new people in the city? Would you like to meet up for tea and biscuits? Or maybe some cake?

[corrosivegambler-blog]

I MEAN I GUESS I COULD ENTERTAIN THE LUNCHEON OFFERS OF A COMPLETE STRANGER. BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT IF YOU’RE SOMEONE LOOKING TO STICK A KNIFE IN ME? I HAVE IT ON THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY THAT YOU WILL FIND ME MUCH HARDER TO KILL THAN YOU THINK.

[bettysbaker]

Well I guess you'll just have to find out then ;B

[bettysbaker]

Ah how nice. And I don’t really know all that much about trolls sadly, never taught that much other than they live here and that they’re very nice people! But regardless yes, Karkat is a very nice name.

[corrosivegambler-blog]

YOU’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, ALL TROLLS ARE AWFUL, WE’RE JUST AWFUL, EACH WORSE THEN THE OTHER.

[bettysbaker]

Well I just don't believe that. Maybe some of them might not be good , but I think there might be some genuine good trolls out there.

Anyways, I've been meaning to meet new people in the city? Would you like to meet up for tea and biscuits? Or maybe some cake?

[bettysbaker]

Ah how nice. And I don't really know all that much about trolls sadly, never taught that much other than they live here and that they're very nice people! But regardless yes, Karkat is a very nice name.

[bettysbaker]

Why are people talking about nipples being stuck behind pants?

[corrosivegambler-blog]

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CRUEL CRUEL LIARS WHO SPREAD SLANDER IN ORDER TO TARNISH MY GOOD NAME AND MY GOOD PANTS

[bettysbaker]

Ahh.. how unfortunate :( , I offer you my condolences! My name is Jane, it’s nice to meet you and your not tall pants!

[corrosivegambler-blog]

HELLO JANE. I AM KARKAT. IT’S A PLEASURE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO IS NOT CURRENTLY ACTING LIKE A FUCKWIT IN MY PRESENCE.

[bettysbaker]

Ahh well, I do have to keep my decorum somehow. Nice to meet you Karkat! What an interesting name.

I've never heard it before. Do you live near Midnight City?