betty

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❝ the flapper awoke from her lethargy, put on her choicest pair of earrings and a great deal of audacity and rouge and went into battle ❞

WELCOME TO BETTY's SPEAKEASY !

... where we have the hottest fics, the most hip to the jive tropes and niftiest kinks !

recent publications:

-> wolf hybrid x bunny hybrid reader in hybrid city au

-> dragon hybrid receives freaky!sacrifice reader

-> demon butler and his mistress

dump those drugstore cowboys, put on your glad-rags, hike up your skirts and explore a life of pleasure, wildness and sensuality!

-> thoughts (food for soft n' sensual thought)

-> scenarios (200-2k word erotica)

-> themes (series n' collectives of thoughts and scenarios)

header by @thecutestgrotto / asks open / ask to be added to tag list

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demon butler and his mistress -> m.list

your demon butler is an ancient creature and doesn't understand much of the modern world, but he does understand that you're the center of his. he's always at your bid and call, worshipping the ground you walk on. you're his sweet mistress! he's there when you wake up with your breakfast brought to your bed, he's there as you go about your daily business, draws you a bath in the evening, welcomes your guests, stands by your side at dinner and then tucks you into bed.

demon butler loves you, shamefully so. his more basic and demonic urges of claiming you, corrupting you, breeding you have become very hard to ignore. though he shows you the utmost respect, he still feels these urges and he is deeply ashamed of them, of thinking of his angelic, sweet, ever gracious mistress in such wretched ways. but the truth is, you do know, and you do tempt him, undressing in his proximity, feigning insomnia to get him to join you in bed, touching him even when it's no necessary. But he would never fault you for his evil temptations!

demon butler may be your devoted servant, but he's still a creature of hell. and as such, he's a creature of corruption. to him, you are pure, angelic, divine, his ever gracious mistress and the only salvation he will ever be granted. but he is greedy, and he wants more. wants to taste your juices for every meal, wants you to sit on his face and smother him between your thighs- oh, how happily he would die for you, in your service. and he wants more yet, wants to fuck you stupid, wan ts to snap, strip that tight waistcoat and slutty slacks of his, smother your cries with his crumpled up tie and take you from behind like an animal. breed you with his demon seed until hr has corrupted you fully, and you can never discard him...

demon butler fucks his first in secret, steals your underwear out of the laundry he is supposed to wash and breathes in your heavenly scent, whimpering all the while...

"o-oh, my mistress, please let this lowly servant worship you-"

divider by @thecutestgrotto I ask to be added to the taglist !

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dragon hybrid receives a freaky!sacrifice reader -> m.list

dragon hybrid is used to being sent offerings and sacrifices by the town's people. he's just never received one quite like you.

the human town has suffered the summer under a drought, and of course concluded that the resolution to their suffering was pleasing the mighty dragon. they have done this before, bring sacrifices to his altar to soothe him whenever they find themselves in trouble. usually, its trembling virgins chained to his altar, crying and shaking before he even descends upon them. whenever he is given such sacrifices, he takes the girls to another nearby town and sets them free there, he has no interest in the never ending string of virginal girls sent his way.

but this one is different. this newest one is you. when dragon hybrid descends upon your figure chained to his altar, you don't look frightened.and when he transforms into his human form and looks down at you with clear annoyance, your eyes gleam with something ... unsettling. and you spread your legs and seductively invite him to "loosen the chains, my lord, so this humble sacrifice can properly sacrifice my maidenhood to you."

dragon hybrid is utterly stunned and confused. "tch, silly girl, aren't you scared?" well, it turns out you're one hell of a freak and you find the idea of being with the dragon quite appealing. you're fearless, funny, completely honest in a way that stuns him- and for the first time in a long time, makes him hear his own heartbeat again. so, of course, he shifts back into his dragon form and takes you to his castle tucked away in the mountains in what will be the beginning of a very hot affair.

divider by @thecutestgrotto I ask to be added to the taglist !

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wolf hybrid x bunny hybrid reader - hybrid city au -> m.list

hybrid city au is a vibrant world where hybrids of many species coexist- mostly peacefully. among them you, a cute lil bunny hybrid currently funding her college through waiting table at a bunny cafe tucked deep into the prey district where predators seldomly roam, bouncing from table to table taking orders, flapping ears in welcome and getting tipped the more you subtly jiggle your lil bunny tail. until on one rainy day, the doors open with a soft jingle and there stands a wolf hybrid.

wolf hybrid is a highly unusual customer spooking both customers and staff, as it's rare to see a predator this deep in the prey district. especially one like him: broad shouldered, gloomy looking, with a menacing frown and water still tripping from his jacket and fur. the massive creature stands awkwardly in the door for a moment before settling into an isolated booth, sending the bunny waitresses into a frenzy- no one wants to wait that table, but your soft heart clenching upon noticing his miserable looking state, as well as your hidden predator kink 'ahem' lead you to volunteer to go over there and take his order.

wolf hybrid looks startled when you reach his table and cheerily welcome him at the bonny-bunny-burrow, lean down a little more than necessary to get a whiff of those intoxicating spicy predator pheromones and ask if you can get him anything. wolf hybrid first only gawks a little, soft brown eyes wide and a little pathetic -just how you like your men-, ears drooping and still dripping. eventually, wolf hybrid asks for a bunny tarte and a coffee. and you can feel him staring at your wiggling bunny tail as you hurry back, squeezing your thighs together- safe to say he finds a lil slip of paper beneath his tarte later, and scribbled on it is your number.

wolf hybrid tips you 50$ and calls you two nights later.

divider by @thecutestgrotto I ask to be added to the taglist !

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bunny hybrid husband - a series

-> bunny hybrid husband thoughts

-> coming: bunny hybrid husband breeds you

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themes !

-> bunny hybrid husband

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scenarios !

-> himbo shark mer tries to get his fav handler!reader out of that silly cage they lowered you in for some reason

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thoughts !

-> penguin hybrid bf wants to be a dad

-> devil x nun reader who was sent to hell by mistake

-> bunny hybrid husband with a breeding kink need

-> wolf hybrid x bunny hybrid - hybrid city au

-> dragon hybrid receives freaky!sacrifice reader

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penguin hybrid bf x reader -> m.list

so, you know how penguins have this obsession with incubating and caring for eggs? even if they don't have a partner or egg, their urge to protect and care for one is so strong they use a stone or something similar as a replacement.

penguin hybrid bf has his own ways to deal with these urges. for example, you will sometimes find him lying. in bed or on the couch incubating a perfectly smooth stone. when you ask him about it, he will look alarmed- "shhh, darling!" soothingly peppering kisses on the stone and making sure it's always warm and comfortable. you find his antics quite amusing, but you know it's important for him, so when he asks you with huge eyes and a hopeful smile if you would like to incubate the egg as well, you are of course happy to help.

but still, penguin hybrid bf longs for nothing more than to care for an actual little one, with you. and so, the solution seems simple: he just needs to breed you. abandoning his usual adorable clumsiness, he takes his role in the bedroom very seriously, pounding into you with reckless abandon. "do you think it has taken yet, honey?" he will ask feverishly after summing inside you for the nth time that night, and all that spills out go your lips are incoherent sounds of pleasure, your brain already so wrecked to formulate a thought, let alone a sentence.

penguin hybrid bf notices your sorry state only now, having been to caught up in his mission to breed you with his seed, and chuckles with something like embarrassment. "sorry, darling," he smiles while pecking lil kisses all over your face, as you still fail to notice anything except his ever moving cock, "seems I want a bit too hard and fucked all that lil brain outta you... so let's make the best of it! ready for round eight?"

"gnhh-"

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devil x nun!reader -> m.list

a/n nun reader be chilling in hell

getting sent down to hell by mistake. demonic orderlies are confused as they scan your wrap sheet- sweet, kind, giving and vowed to god for eternity. what the hell is your soul doing in hell? you're still sweet and unwilling to cause trouble as the demons drag you to lucifer's hall- and the devil is furious. not at you- but for you. he exists to bring wrath upon the sinners, the deserving- a soul as pure as yours does not belong to him. though when he alerts the angels to take you to your rightful place in heaven, they refuse upon a formality, as you descend from the line of lilith that is forever tainted by sin and forever denied access to heaven.

the devil is full of righteous rage at the refusal, far more enraged than you who is still trying not to stir up chaos. see, lucifer is a man with a very practical understanding of justice, and keeps going to head with the big man upstairs, trying to get this pure soul justice, while granting you a hospitable stay at his palace, your own chambers, all the luxuries you could ever dream of. you seldomly partake in them as you are deeply humble by conviction, but that is not for lack of trying on his part.

the devil now has a new fascination. he will visit you daily, under the guise of checking up on you, though those are mere excuses, as you become something between a friend, a therapist and an object of some of the most prevalent desire he had ever felt. a desire that is quite intense and all consuming, filling his mind with ideas of greedily slurping down the sweet juices of your untouched count, having your soft lips wrapped around his cock as you kneel before him like before the altars of the gods you used to have, fucking you until you can't even remember the big man upstairs, dumbefied as he takes you from behind, the fat of your ass jiggling and your tits swinging with every thrust of his hips.

lucifer feels terribly guilty for this- you're pure, untouched. but he needs you as desperately as he wants to protect you from himself.

divider by @thecutestgrotto / ask to be added to the taglist !

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bunny hybrid husband x reader -> m.list

a/n bunny hybrid husband has me f e r a l

bunny hybrid husband who loves you with all his heart. dotes on you, spoils you, is the most attentive lover. always seeking reassurance after all these years- "baby, am I doing good?". he loves you so much that it's just too much for his lil rabbit heart sometimes, and then he will be jumping around the place, foot thumping rapidly, ears twitching, pupils huge as hormones shoot through his veins, making your children cling to you and ask- "mommy, why is daddy being weird again?"

because yes, bunny hybrid husband is a huge family man. having a litter is something he always wanted and that his bunny instincts always demanded, and since he met you, he knew he wanted that litter with you. in the beginning, he didn't want to spook you- yes, his instincts were telling him to stuff you full of his seed, to breed you like the animal he is, have you all round and soft and glowing again, and again, and again, and again... his cousins with their bunny partners all have huge litters, but he always knew your human body couldn't put up with as much as a bunny female could. so he settled with you with currently four kids running about and making him the happiest dad alive.

But still, bunny hybrid husband is never truly satisfied. when the kids are in bed, he will still pull you into the sheets and kiss you silly, cock hardening immediately to breed you again. and when you chuckle and give him the all clear- oh, you have unleashed a beast. one wouldn't expect it out of a cute bunny like himself, but he goes absolutely fucking feral. Flips you around or pushes your body into a mating press, snapping his hips rapidly against yours, panting against your ear as he paints your velvety walls white again, and again, and again. god, he just wants to give you another... and how could you deny him when he whines so desperately?

"gonna give you anything, darling, a house, a garden, all your favorite snacks, jus' lemme breed you again- this is the last one, promise, just one more!"

it will, in fact, not be the last one.

divider by @thecutestgrotto / ask to be added to the taglist !

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himbo shark mer tries to get you out of that silly cage -> m.list

a/n god, I love writing for himbo dudes... and when they're apex predators? mwah!

himbo shark mer always wants the best for his favorite handler! he just doesn't always have the means to express it.

when your colleagues lower you into the tank in a cage, you initially protested. the shark mer is very gentle with you, sometimes downright silly despite being an apex predator and easily the biggest and scariest hybrid in the hybrid aquarium, regularly making children cry and flee with their melting icecream discarded on the floor, even though he didn't mean to, gaping after them dumbly. He was just trying to make friends!

But because of certain recent incidents with you, his favorite handler -those including the met sniffing intensely at your crotch, trying to mark you with a mating bite and at some point proudly showing you his cock after teasing it eagerly out of his slit, eager for you to tell him how pretty it is- your boss decided they'd only let you enter for the regular enrichment when protected in a cage. granted, you did not openly confess that these mating attempts by the shark mer got you wet even outside of the water and had you moaning with his stupidly broad smile in your head at night.

himbo shark mer is always absolutely ecstatic when you come visit him. no matter if it's for enrichment, feeding or cleaning his tank. you're his favorite human, always let him get away with anything, always talk to him sweetly even when hes being dumb and so fucking soft he jacks off to you every night. you always let him touch you, cuddle into you, cooing at him when hes so very eager to get close to you- "aw, big guy, did you miss me terribly?" and he did, he always does, spending hours waiting impatiently for your next visit or feigning a dramatic emergency until they call you and you give him head rubs again. "such a big shark 'n such little sense," you sometimes scaled him. it doesnt matter, only gets him more horny.

but when they now lower you into his tank in a cage, he is helplessly confused. he wants to barrel towards you as he always does but meets the bars with a resounding CLANK. you try to suppress a smile as he recoils, shakes his head in confusion and looks at you with those big dumb eyes. "sorry, buddy," you say softly, reaching through the bars to stroke his curls, "apparently you're a safety hazard."

he is utterly confused. he? a safety hazard? for you? how?? no, that cant be true. you must be trapped. those silly other humans put you in a cage and tried to imprison you! and he will be the one to save you from this metal cage, impressing you and proving his enormous strength to you in the process. you will be free, you will finally agree to mate with him and it will be all perfect!

so, with great enthusiasm, he starts banging against the bars, prying them apart. he operates with great enthusiasm and puts all his strength in it, making the bars groan as they give away slowly under the pressure. he is an apex predator after all. all that power that didn't go to his cute brain apparently was relocated into his powerful arms and tail.

meanwhile, your colleagues go wild in your earpiece, panicking, calling to extract you immediately, you are in mortal danger! "handler _, extraction underway with immediate effect, do not fret!" you try to tell them its okay, he doesn't mean it like that, but your pleas fall on deaf ears as the cage is being pulled up.

himbo shark mer looks absolutely distraught as he keeps holding onto the retreating cage. "nooo!" he wails, desperate, "they cant take you from me! I need to save you!"

you feel bad for giggling a little, patting his shoulder and telling him it will all be okay, you will be back, but he doesnt let you. "endure, my mate!" he wails as they shoo him off the cage with prods, "I shall save you and then I will fuck you against the glass so they can all see!"

safe to say your arguments about going in without the cage in the future will fall on deaf ears for now.

divider by @thecutestgrotto / ask to be added to the taglist !