Fertalizer conesseur

[betweentwofernz]

Sometimes a film is so good you gotta come out to your dad

[betweentwofernz]

Gonna go to an old folks home and start a band called the neurodegenerates

[aroace-ryland-grace]

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

[betweentwofernz]

NOOOOO THEY DONT LIKE THAT

[c0smicmilk]

blocking EVERY SINGLE project hail mary post

FUCK OFF

[betweentwofernz]

What if instead they were both dolls and the aliens name was clocky

[thefoundationsofdecay]

what the fuck do we do

[betweentwofernz]

Writing evolutionist/creationist AU smut where they're both wrong and have to make out about it

[betweentwofernz]

I got asthma so I fuck like darth vader

Hit it from the back and by hit i mean my inhaler

[betweentwofernz]

The entire bottom of my foot is a callus

(This one is for any mathews out there that spell it with one t)

[betweentwofernz]

Tryna ID people at a pitbull concert who are all dressed as Pitbull :( i cant tell if youre 16 or 60 as pitbull :(

But its Okk!!!!! He's been there done that, he told us :) :) :)

[betweentwofernz]

Trans mysogony

[betweentwofernz]

Microdosing being a bad person by bullying teenagers in my 20s (the hat really was quite silly, I dont care what the italians think)

[betweentwofernz]

It is sick and twisted that I was as obsessed with the magnus archives so long before I redownloded tumbl

[betweentwofernz]

Dont belive anything anyone tells you regarding me and Cole spouse

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[luidilovins]

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

[betweentwofernz]

No one understands that when I hide all the bugs and critters and goobers I find in the drawer of my future flatmates bed its because he likes those and im being kind and loving.

The horses head is there to make him feel unwelcome

[betweentwofernz]

I have been separated from my origional purpose on this god forsaken app, to mock my future potential flatmate. May the gods be kind, return me my purpose

[riv-is-tired]

Fine

[betweentwofernz]

YIPPEEE YIPPPEEEEEE YIPPPEEEEE YIPPPEEEEE YIPPPEEE YIPPPEEEEEEE YIPPPPEEEEEE

[betweentwofernz]

I have been separated from my origional purpose on this god forsaken app, to mock my future potential flatmate. May the gods be kind, return me my purpose

[riv-is-tired]

Fine