In the nicest way possible, you have somehow managed to make my headache even more painful.
Yeah, well, what can I say? I have a gift.

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@bevrivera
In the nicest way possible, you have somehow managed to make my headache even more painful.
Yeah, well, what can I say? I have a gift.
You’re a bitter little thing, aren’t you? [sighs and slips his shirt on] Well despite that bad attitude of yours, I’ll help you fight that temptation I know you’re feeling and cover up for you. But you know, you’re actually pretty hot when you’re not talking so much. If you need to get laid, you could just ask.
Bite me. [rolls her eyes] You’re even more delusional that I originally thought. There’s no need to fight the “temptation” because the “temptation” isn’t there. Now, as much of a sucker as I am for some good hate sex, I’d prefer not to contract whatever diseases you’re a carrier of.
I’m not desperate at all actually. I could get a girl in bed with me in a snap. It just so happens I only took my shirt off because it’s really hot out here today. But I can see it really riled you up, so I’ll put it back on. Wouldn’t want you to lose your shit while you’re pretending to be so “nauseated.”
Any girl but myself, of course. Hm, maybe desperate wasn’t the right word to use. Easy much better suits you. Don’t you agree? – I would greatly prefer that you keep your shirt on from now on, actually. We wouldn’t want that pasty skin of yours to get even more sun damaged than it clearly already is, now would we?
As a matter of fact, I wasn’t trying at all. …At least not just now. But if you’re not interested, why’d you bring it up? [ smirks ] The temptation hard to resist?
So, you’re telling me you’re just naturally desperate? I’m not that surprised. Temptation? I would hardly call you a temptation. I think nauseating is much more fitting.
What does it look like, gorgeous?
It seems to me that you’re trying extra hard to appeal to the ladies of this island. While I truly do appreciate the effort, I’m simply not interested.
Damn, it’s hot out here today.
What do you think you’re doing?
What exactly are you suggesting, that I should be paranoid? I don’t believe anybody on this damn island has an honest bone in their body. [he smirks] Brutal. I’ll guess i’ll make sure not to cross you–I mean, I wouldn’t want you to attempt to kill me and fail again. That wouldn’t look good for you, you know, two failed murders.
I’m simply suggesting that this story of yours doesn’t seem to check out. Now, haven’t I already told you that I’m as honest as they come? [rolls her eyes] I suppose that wouldn’t look too good. Although, you know what might just be worse than that? Committing a crime and not even being bold enough to own up to it. Don’t you agree?
Funny. He killed my best friend for beating my sister. [he looks down] Did I say I? Honest mistake. …The point is, he succeeded and you didn’t. Enough about me though. What’s the story behind your crime? Or attempted crime, should I say.
You seem pretty mellow for a guy who’s “brother” killed his best friend. [raises her brow] I don’t believe that you have an honest bone in your body. But, if that’s the story you want to stick with, then so be it. Now, let’s see. My boyfriend slept with my sister so I decided to put a knife into his stomach. Eight times. Honest mistake.
Oh, if only you knew the half of it. --You’re definitely in the ballpark with that guess. He was taken in for murder, actually. You see, I actually succeeded, which is something I can’t say about you.
What exactly did he kill? Your intelligence? Now, tell me something, Baker. If your brother was the one taken in for murder, how exactly were you the one that succeeded in this case?
Again, arrogant. –Tried to kill someone? Damn, I really expected more from you, Beverly. Not too impressive, if you ask me. You couldn’t even successfully do the damn crime.
You have no idea how little that means coming from the guy who wasn’t even man enough to commit a crime himself. What crime did your brother commit? No, wait. Let me guess. He stole some candy from a couple of kids on the playground? Am I close?
Let’s not forget to add arrogant onto the list which describes you. Anyway, what’d you do?
You’re making a list? How adorable. Don’t forget to add “extremely cute”. I’d put that one at the top if we’re sorting by means of importance. - You see, I tried to kill a guy. I guess attempted murder would be the correct term for that. I, unfortunately, was unsuccessful in doing so; hence the “attempted”. A shame if you ask me. If I’m gonna get caught, might as well go out with a bang, you know?
Nice to meet you too, princess. [rolls his eyes] I’m just here for my brother, however, you look anything but innocent.
Oh, look. He’s annoying and observant. Well, you’d be right. Behind this pretty face lies a whole bunch of crazy. But I’m sure you could have guessed that.
Right. Damian Baker, and you?
Beverly Rivera. I truly wish I could say that it’s nice to meet you but I’ve never been know to be a liar. So, what are you in for, Damian?
Yours isn’t exactly music to my ears either.
If only you were aware of how little I actually care. Who are you?
Uh, is there something you need?
Silence, preferably. Your tone of voice is giving me the worst migraine.