damian baker

i never mean't for this to happen.

[bevrivera]

Yeah, well, what can I say? I have a gift.

[damianftw-blog]

Not so sure if i’d call that a gift.

[damianftw-blog]

In the nicest way possible, you have somehow managed to make my headache even more painful.

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“Yeah, erm, you’re my roommate, right? I thought it would be nice to properly introduce myself.”

[damianftw-blog]

Oh, uh, alright. I’m Damian.

[anthonyxbaker-blog]

I know but you need to try and try harder. Instead of being in fake trouble I’ll actually be in trouble for lying to a judge. And hell, who knows what they would try you for!

[damianftw-blog]

Right. You know i’m really grateful for all you’re doing here, right? Without you, i’d be dead.

[bevrivera]

I’m simply suggesting that this story of yours doesn’t seem to check out. Now, haven’t I already told you that I’m as honest as they come? [rolls her eyes] I suppose that wouldn’t look too good. Although, you know what might just be worse than that? Committing a crime and not even being bold enough to own up to it. Don’t you agree?

[damianftw-blog]

Aw, how cute is it that you care so much about my brother’s story and making sure it checks out? [he smirks] I don’t know, I think failing to murder someone and then acting like a bad-ass might just be worse.

[anthonyxbaker-blog]

She’ll probably never let go, she’s annoying. But you just have to keep saying the same thing and dont let it seem like it’s bothering you. We can both get into so much more trouble if they figure us out! I know, she needs to leave us alone.

[damianftw-blog]

I’m trying my best, Anthony, but it’s not exactly the easiest thing. You’re right though, if they figure this out we’re screwed. 

[bevrivera]

You seem pretty mellow for a guy who’s “brother” killed his best friend. [raises her brow] I don’t believe that you have an honest bone in your body. But, if that’s the story you want to stick with, then so be it. Now, let’s see. My boyfriend slept with my sister so I decided to put a knife into his stomach. Eight times. Honest mistake.

[damianftw-blog]

What exactly are you suggesting, that I should be paranoid? I don’t believe anybody on this damn island has an honest bone in their body. [he smirks] Brutal. I’ll guess i’ll make sure not to cross you--I mean, I wouldn’t want you to attempt to kill me and fail again. That wouldn’t look good for you, you know, two failed murders.

[bevrivera]

What exactly did he kill? Your intelligence? Now, tell me something, Baker. If your brother was the one taken in for murder, how exactly were you the one that succeeded in this case?

[damianftw-blog]

Funny. He killed my best friend for beating my sister. [he looks down] Did I say I? Honest mistake. ...The point is, he succeeded and you didn’t. Enough about me though. What’s the story behind your crime? Or attempted crime, should I say.

[bevrivera]

You have no idea how little that means coming from the guy who wasn’t even man enough to commit a crime himself. What crime did your brother commit? No, wait. Let me guess. He stole some candy from a couple of kids on the playground? Am I close?

[damianftw-blog]

Oh, if only you knew the half of it. --You’re definitely in the ballpark with that guess. He was taken in for murder, actually. You see, I actually succeeded, which is something I can’t say about you.

[anthonyxbaker-blog]

She doesnt know, she cant know. It’s impossible. Dont budge and we will be fine..

[damianftw-blog]

I haven’t budged, but she just won’t let go of it. I’ve never had so many people ask me what my brother did, and it’s really screwing with me. If you ask me, she's way too interested in this whole thing--us.

[bevrivera]

You’re making a list? How adorable. Don’t forget to add “extremely cute”. I’d put that one at the top if we’re sorting by means of importance. - You see, I tried to kill a guy. I guess attempted murder would be the correct term for that. I, unfortunately, was unsuccessful in doing so; hence the “attempted”. A shame if you ask me. If I’m gonna get caught, might as well go out with a bang, you know?

[damianftw-blog]

Again, arrogant. --Tried to kill someone? Damn, I really expected more from you, Beverly. Not too impressive, if you ask me. You couldn’t even successfully do the damn crime.

[bevrivera]

Oh, look. He’s annoying and observant. Well, you’d be right. Behind this pretty face lies a whole bunch of crazy. But I’m sure you could have guessed that.

[damianftw-blog]

Let’s not forget to add arrogant onto the list which describes you. Anyway, what’d you do?

[anthonyxbaker-blog]

How the hell would she know? She’s so stupid, you said the wrong word and suddenly she knows everything? It’s bullshit, she’s lying.

[damianftw-blog]

Exactly. I’m trying to convince her she’s wrong, but she won’t bite. It’s like she really does know and she’s trying to dig it up or some shit.

[anthonyxbaker-blog]

I know, I understand. But maybe they will let us all go home soon, right? – Also, that weird girl from last night wont stop bothering me.

[damianftw-blog]

I hope you’re right. --Yeah, me too. She’s saying that she ‘knows what i’m up to’.

[anthonyxbaker-blog]

Should I of chose jail instead?

[damianftw-blog]

That’s not what I meant. I just wish it wasn’t like this, you know?

[bevrivera]

Beverly Rivera. I truly wish I could say that it’s nice to meet you but I’ve never been know to be a liar. So, what are you in for, Damian?

[damianftw-blog]

Nice to meet you too, princess. [rolls his eyes] I’m just here for my brother, however, you look anything but innocent.

[avcryx-blog-blog]

It’s not that I care, I just know when someone slips up and is keeping an awfully good secret.

[damianftw-blog]

I’m not keeping a damn secret. Just stay out of our business, would you?