Bewareofplastic

Female. 18. Nebraska.

[bewareofplastic-blog]

I've been inactive on this blog for a while (not that anyone noticed) but I am deleting this one since I've moved over to Here. You guys should follow me there instead :3

[live-fromhell]

[archive95205-blog]

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

[lemonbraid-deactivated20130415]

[missmephisto]

this post had me in tears

[funeralhome420-deactivated20141]

my last art assignment was to make a paper mâché bird self portrait

[marinaesque-blog]

the making of Fantastic Mr Fox - photo by Ray Lewis

[fatseux]

I’m kind of pissed that there are no fatkinis above a 3X/24.

Not kind of.

Really pissed.

[my-weight-loss-diary40]

Whaaaat? Clothing sizes STOP somewhere? That’s so shocking. Seriously, if you’re above a XXXL, don’t you have bigger problems than not being able to buy a bikini?

[fatseux]

[motherish]

[g-odd-ess]

[rammarcio]

this person is replying to their own text message

[apolonisaphrodisia]

Octopus Hairpiece by deeed

[theremina]

Ohhhh! Oh. This is everything.

[countesskitsch]

This is actually made from some Arda wigs! They’re lovely!

[mrpotterbydia-deactivated201901]

[psyducked]

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

[the-raven-priest]

STOP

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[jodyrobots]

glorious

[newhologram]

I think this is my new #1 go to video for when I’m sad.

[chinese-zeus]

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

[lindsaylovesbacon]

what have you done

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

i will never swear again

[veepoe]

WHAT

[fallenangelgosling-deactivated2]

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

[jiasfeis-blog-blog]

#the worst is when you check your phone in the middle of the night and it’s so bright like NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEBENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tattsunsan]

this frickin tag omg

[aboutwhitewomen]

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

[imgross-ok]

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

i mean… you do know men get breast cancer, too 

[dogsupporter3000]

BOYS TO AVOID: -boys that are against feminism -boys that call girls sluts and whores -boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex -white boys that use the n word -bronies

[davidthadeer-deactivated2014112]

GIRLS TO AVOID:

-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men

-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of people

[phoneticmeow]

BOYS TO AVOID:

-tumblr user davidthedeer

[officialwhitegirls]

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do