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Hey, I know the incorrect quote uploads are super inconsistent at this point, and I apologize for that. But I am only one person running this account, and I do have a busy life that’s just going to get busier. I’ll try to update when I can, but no promises.

#not an incorrect quote #account update #also dealing with motivation issues #which may or may not be linked to several different underlying issues #but you know

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Jester: hey, I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

Jester: my cereal is loud and it’s wondering why I would sin against both god and nature so thoughtlessly

Fjord: …how does it taste…?

Jester: bad

Veth: the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. And carbonic acid is—as an acid—sour

Veth: so by adding milk to sour water, you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great

Jester: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of the shittiest alchemist currently alive

#veth should allowed to talk smartly #as a treat #the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #jester lavorre #nott the brave #veth brenatto #veth the brave #fjord tusktooth

Molly: every day, I aspire to be insane, flirtatious, androgynous, and violent

Molly: you know, like Bugs Bunny

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #mollymauk tealeaf

Jester: My mom is calling… hi mom.

Fjord: Come on guys, stop. She’s trying to talk to her mom.

Molly: *loud fake sexual noises*

Veth: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Yasha: *is asleep*

Beau: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #beauregard lionett #jester lavorre #nott the brave #veth the brave #veth brenatto #mollymauk tealeaf #fjord tusktooth #yasha nydoorin #the mighty queue

Lucien: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #cr lucien #help I literally don’t know how to tag him #the mighty queue

Jester: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Jester: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Jester: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Essek: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #jester lavorre #essek thelyss #the mighty queue

Jester and Beau looking at a locked gate into a park

Jester: Aw. :(

Beau: You know what they say.

Jester: Please don’t-

Beau: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Jester: Fuck-

#canon #the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #beauregard lionett #jester lavorre #the mighty queue

Caleb: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Jester: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Caleb: Yes.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #caleb widogast #jester lavorre #the mighty queue

Fjord: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Molly, covered in pan merch and sipping an iced coffee: Sucks to be you.

#the second part applies to most of the party #I’m pretty sure there are only two canonically cishet party members #unless Fjord is also queer #but this party is all shades of rainbow #both in gender/sexuality and their actual color schemes #the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #mollymauk tealeaf #fjord tusktooth #pansexual #the mighty queue

Caleb: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Beau, poking Caleb’s arm: Caleb Caleb. Caleb. Caleb.

Caleb: WHAT?

Beau: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

#they’re siblings your honor #the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #caleb widogast #beauregard lionett #the mighty queue

Caleb: Jester, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Jester: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

#this is a canon conversation and you can’t convince me otherwise #the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #caleb widogast #jester lavorre #the mighty queue

Caleb: Damn, the power went out.

Molly: Don’t worry, I got this.

Molly: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Caleb: What-?

Molly: I swallowed a glow stick!

Caleb, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #the mighty queue

Caleb: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #caleb widogast #the mighty queue

Essek: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #essek thelyss #the mighty queue

Yasha, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Caduceus , in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Beau: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Yasha: Playing systemic oppression.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #beauregard lionett #yasha nydoorin #caduceus clay #the mighty queue

Essek: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

#the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #essek thelyss #the mighty queue

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