Nevermore

[ceoofgeo-deactivated20220225]

-Every Monster Hunter Monster- COMPLETE EDITION

FINALLY GUYS! HERE IT IS! EVERY MONSTER EVER, WITH THEIR OWN FABULOUS NICKNAME TO BOOT. 

@tanzennoizz helped me out with a lot of this! 

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GEN 1

Basarios: Rock boi

Cephadrome: Fish asshole

Diablos: Horny

Gendrome: Paralysis asshole

Gravios: Fire farts and lasers everywhere

Gypceros: Kut-ku’s ugly cousin

Iodrome: Poisonous asshole

Khezu: Penis goblin

Monoblos: horny 2.0

Plesioth: HIPCHECK

Rathalos: World Tour

Rathian: World Tour groupies

Velocidrome: ASSHOLE

Yian Kut-Ku: Just a lil boy

Fatalis: KNOBBY KNEES

Kirin: MLP fan character

Lao-Shan Lung: big boi

Azure Rathalos: LAND YOU ASSHOLE

Silver Rathalos: Fireballs

Black Diablos: Horny’s horny sister

Black Gravios: FIRE FARTS 2.0

Blue Yian Kut-Ku: Still naked fire chicken

Green Plesioth: HIPCHECK 2: THE HIPCHECKENING

Pink Rathian: pank

Gold Rathian: Three consecutive tail spins to the face

Purple Gypceros: YOU’RE NOT A POSSUM

Red Khezu: The floor is water

White Monoblos: Impaled by a triceratops

Ashen Lao-Shan Lung: Ashy big boi

Crimson Fatalis: 100% PURE RAGE

Yian Garuga: Broken hitboxes

GEN 2

Blangonga: Hulk Monkey winter edition

Bulldrome: Olé

Congalala: Fart jokes are still funny

Daimyo Hermitaur:

Giadrome: ICE BITCH

Rajang: Hulk monkey

Shen Gaoren: Expand creb

Shogun Ceanataur: *intense swiping*

Chameleos: A good boy uwu

Kushala Daora: *Intense screeching*

Rusted Kushala Daora: “bitch don’t touch me”

Lunastra: Instant death

Teostra: Explosions

White Fatalis: Old Fatty

Yama Tsukami: Flying hill with eyes

Akantor: SCREAMINATE

Tigrex: Running in the 90’s

Emerald Congalala: More fart jokes

Furious Rajang: Hulk Monkey 2: Electric Boogaloo

Lavasioth: Plesioth’s hot cousin

Nargacuga: BATCAT / Nargacuge

Plum Daimyo Hermitaur: Literally just a purple crab

Ukanlos: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYY

GEN 3

Agnaktor: NAK NAK NAK

Barioth: Coked up kitty

Barroth: Muddy boi

Deviljho: Pickle hungee

Gigginox: Why the fuck does this exist

Gobul: GET OUT OF THE WATER YOU FATASS

Great Baggi: “Guess what bitch you’re ASLEEP NOW”

Great Jaggi: THE STRONGEST MONSTER EVER

Lagiacrus: Electric Slide

Qurupeco: This is a nice stick. I like sticks.

Royal Ludroth: Banana lizard

Uragaan: Jay Leno

Alatreon: Brendon Urie

Ceadus: Bitchin’ theme song

Jhen Moh’ran: OG Dah’ren

Arzuros: Winnie the Pooh on steroids

Baleful Gigginox: Oh no it’s back

Brute Tigrex: Tigrex’s cousin that likes Hot Topic

Crimson Qurupeco: TOOT

Duramboros: Ballerina

Glacial Agnaktor: Ice Ice Baby

Great Wroggi: Chameleos in training

Green Nargacuga:

Jade Barroth: Snowball fight

Lagombi: Thicc rabbit / Legume

Nibelsnarf: Eat bomb

Purple Ludroth: Poison banana lizard

Sand Barioth: Desert Kushala

Volvidon: SCALY DODGEBALL

Zinogre: Breakdancing thunder dog

Amatsu: Tornado fish

Brachydios: PONCH

Ivory Lagiacrus: Badass

Abyssal Lagiacrus: Rational fear of deep water

Lucent Nargacuga: *Mission Impossible theme*

Rust Duramboros: He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s gonna smack you in the face

Savage Deviljho: PICKLE’S FUCKING PISSED

Stygian Zinogre: Edgy Zinogre OC

Dire Miralis: Pyromaniac

Goldbeard Ceadus: Took lessons from Plesioth

Hallowed Jhen Moh’ran: Bedazzled OG Dah’ren

GEN 4

Gore Magala: *Rawr* XD / In serious need of dandruff shampoo

Kecha Wacha: WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A TRUNK

Molten Tigrex: Has no chill

Najarala: Buggy snake

Nerscylla: FUCKING SPIDERS

Ruby Basarios: Poor camouflage

Seltas: Bug

Seltas Queen: Even bigger bug

Tetsucabra: Boring

Zamtrios: Inflation fetish

Dah’ren Moh’ran: Pillow

Dalamadur: Swole

Oroshi Kirin: Icicles up the ass

Shagaru Magala: I lived bitch

Ash Kecha Wacha: ADHD

Berserk Tetsucabra: Watermelon looking ass

Chaotic Gore Magala: “I’m you but edgier”

Desert Seltas: Sand bug

Desert Seltas Queen: Even bigger sand bug

Raging Brachydios: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Seregios: Pinecone

Shrouded Nerscylla: ARACHNOPHOBIA

Tidal Najarala: STAY STILL FOR 5 SECONDS

Tigerstripe Zamtrios: Bouncy sharq

Gogmazios: Googly Moogly

Shah Dalamadur: Snakes can scream

Astalos: Assalot

Crystalbeard Uragaan: Jay Leno’s bedazzled chin

Deadeye Yian Garuga:

Dreadking Rathalos: CUNT

Dreadqueen Rathian: The floor is poison

Drilltusk Tetsucabra: COME ON AND SLAM

Gammoth: Manny from Ice Age

Glavenus: Prepare your asshole

Hellblade Glavenus: Prepare your asshole feat. Michael Bay

Great Maccao: Punchy boi

Grimclaw Tigrex: Constant screaming

Malfestio: I am C O N F U S I O N

Mizutsune: Bubble baby

Redhelm Arzuros: Winnie the Pooh with a bitchin’ mohawk

Silverwind Nargacuga: LITERALLY SATAN

Snowbaron Lagombi: Just a Lagombi

Stonefist Hermitaur: Angry crab

Thunderlord Zinogre: Best deviant

Nakarkos: Adepting through the death laser

Bloodbath Diablos: Personal nightmare

Boltreaver Astalos: Power levels over 9000

Elderfrost Gammoth: Just a Gammoth covered in snow

Nightcloak Malfestio: Lucent Nargacuga did it better

Rustrazor Ceanataur: *watches Glavenus die* It’s free real estate

Soulseer Mizutsune: I’M SO PISSED I COULD BLOW BUBBLES

Ahtal-Ka: NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

Valphalk: Jetpack dragon

GEN 5

Anjanath: Snots everywhere

Bazelgeuse: B-52

Dodogama: OM NOM NOM ROCKS

Great Girros: Cobra with feet

Great Jagras: Noodle iguana

Jyuratodus: Muddy Lavasioth

Kulu-Ya-Ku: EGG

Legiana: SCREEEEE

Odogaron: Goodest boi

Paolumo: Cotton ball

Pukei-pukei: Pukey Pukey

Radobaan: Totally not an Uragaan covered in bones no sir

Tzitzi-Ya-Ku: Paparazzi

Tobi-Kadachi: TooFast5U

Kulve Taroth: GOLD JAGRAS

Nergigante: Hedgehog

Vaal Hazak: Yes, I vape

Xeno’jiiva: Literally a baby

Zorah Magdaros: A LITERAL FUCKING VOLCANO

[zoopbooploop]

[the-raven-priest]

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

O’ Tumblr (a parody of Hellfire) Sung by Codot

Lyrics: Community Guidelines, you know I am a righteous man, of my content I am justly proud, Community Guidelines, you know I’m so much purer than, the filthy child porn producing crowd.

Then tell me, O Tumblr, why the whole of us must pay, Why the porno bots can’t be controlled? I see them, I block them, their posts no longer linger there, So why are we the ones that you must scold?

O Tumblr! Damn Tumblr! The Tumblr that had been, Would never allow this! Why purge my harmless sin?

It’s not our fault! We’re not to blame! It is the Russian bots and monsters who should pay! It’s not our fault! You made a plan! Where women’s nipples are more hunted than the Klan!

Protect us, O Tumblr, Don’t just become an Apple drone, Don’t let monopoly control your mind.

Don’t punish creators,  Or we will find another home, Where we come first and aren’t left behind.

GUARD: Waiting4Codot, your post has been flagged. CODOT: What? GUARD: The puppies were mistakes for female-presenting nipples. CODOT: But how? Nevermind. Get out you idiot. I’ll find a better website if I have to burn down all the internet.

Oh Tumblr! Damn’d Tumblr! Now staff the time has come, Choose us the creators, or see your site undone.

Please just reconsider, Staff have mercy on me, Let Tumblr be ours or it will burn!

And yes, I know that, as a voice actor, I won’t be IMMEDIATELY affected, but a LOT of my friends will be, and that frustrates me. Also, it’s only a matter of time before someone makes a horrendous audio post and (given their current behaviour) they wouldn’t even police audio; they’d just get rid of it.

Numbered days, folks.

Like the song? It’s available for download on my Patreon (and yes, the track is FREE).

[naughtyjester]

Article 13, Another “save the internet” thing.

I legit could NOT find a video or post about this subject that was not super-cringey. 

So I’ll just say it plainly.

In Europe, “Article 13″ will make user-generated content exponentially more difficult to create, since it will give copyright holders absolute control over all intermediary platforms, such as youtube/tumblr/twitter. 

So google “article 13″ and sign whatever petition/phone your MEP/reblog whatever posts to spread awareness.

If it goes through in Europe (IT IS IN THE FINAL STAGES OF VOTING), you can damn well bet the money-smoking slimebags in the rest of the world will rapidly follow suit.

Oh, and if I get purged soon after posting this, we’ll know who Tumblr is in bed with.

[the-raven-priest]

God fucking dammit, not this bullshit again.......

[naughtyjester]

Article 13, Another “save the internet” thing.

I legit could NOT find a video or post about this subject that was not super-cringey. 

So I’ll just say it plainly.

In Europe, “Article 13″ will make user-generated content exponentially more difficult to create, since it will give copyright holders absolute control over all intermediary platforms, such as youtube/tumblr/twitter. 

So google “article 13″ and sign whatever petition/phone your MEP/reblog whatever posts to spread awareness.

If it goes through in Europe (IT IS IN THE FINAL STAGES OF VOTING), you can damn well bet the money-smoking slimebags in the rest of the world will rapidly follow suit.

Oh, and if I get purged soon after posting this, we’ll know who Tumblr is in bed with.

[xxtc-96xx]

I clicked on the link to go to the beginning of endertale, but it's not there? Could you help out with that?

it most likely won’t work for mobile users 

http://xxtc-96xx.tumblr.com/tagged/Endertale/chrono

[the-raven-priest]

Reblogging this for myself later

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[daddywhorebucks]

What a unique dog

[redskiii]

@beautysnake

[the-raven-priest]

OMG!!! This guy such a treasure I love it!!!

[g-r-i-m-a]

I discovered something useful today, taking breaks or exercising never helps me but THIS does, sharing to save a life

[g-r-i-m-a]

I just found out that some pro artists that work for companies like Dreamworks etc sometimes hold their pens this or similar way so it gotta work. Recently I spent 5 days on drawing for long periods of time (we talk about min 5 hours in one go to max 12 hours long crunch) and not once did my hand bother me.

[fishwrites]

For any artist friendos ???

[isei-silva]

SAVE A (HAND’S) LIFE

[think-critically]

IMPORTANT! The EU is About to Destroy The Internet #DeleteArt13

Sources: http://ow.ly/HsGP10168R5

Sign the Petition: https://saveyourinternet.eu/

EDRI Article: http://ow.ly/VEpH101689Z Techdirt article: http://ow.ly/gs9b101689X

[zjedzgoffra]

Hope this will spread as much as save net neutrality posts

it’s way worse than that law actually, in US they “just” wanted your money, here the EU goverment wants to take our freedom without even giving a choice

[roskii]

SPREAD THIS

[ar-ameth]

I’m just speechless. Dudes, this is wayyyy worse then The Net Neutrality bullshit in the US. Spread this like a wildfire! I don’t wanna lose everything I have thanks to this law!

[the-raven-priest]

Hey government, do the internet a favor and FUCK OFF.

[gemstuff]

Please unmute this

[bree-brando-jjba-trash]

@theinkimp

[the-raven-priest]

This is perfect

[argentvagabond]

Surprise!

[the-raven-priest]

Just out of nowhere!!!

[nerdz-r-us-deactivated20181226]

Just wanted to share this in case some of y'all don’t know about it.

[seekingidlewild]

It would help if there was a link to the petition.

[asklalalexxi]

I WILL BE CENSORED AFTER DEC 14TH

Good, I’ve got your attention. I’ve heard about this net neutrality bullshit returning. I fought it when it started popping up a few years ago, and I’m going to fight it again. Guys, it’s BACK AGAIN and even worse theres a big chance it will END UP PASSING!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

This could literally mean a shit ton of you wont be able to see me anymore if your provider decides that they want to regulate/censor, sayyy overly sexual content. You’ll also have to pay extra money to even use Tumblr!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

Please guys, we defeated this shit once, we can do it again. They’re trying to do it now while people are distracted by the holidays and fucking Justice League. As of today, it seems as though there have only been 266,810 calls made to Congress. This is NOT good enough!! MILLIONS of people use the net, and if each one of them took 60 seconds to call and protect it, holy balls do you KNOW how much of a difference that would make??? But noooo, you’re busy streaming an ecchi anime that wont be available to you soon!!!!!

Heres a direct link to make a difference (theres also links to other sites of the same nature on here), and yes, YOU can make a fucking difference because this is YOUR internet at stake here. If you’re not going to make the call, share this and maybe SOMEONE fucking will!! This is important as shit and we cant afford to lose. Dec 14th is the deadline.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

[cloudyheadedhooter-deactivated2]

I know this doesn’t sound important but….

The reason they started this again is because… the timing.

Coincidence? I think NOT.

Everyone is so obsessed with something else, The FCC are manipulating us.

[xxkittenxxyt-deactivated2018020]

I seriously don’t want to give up Tumblr and YouTube all together because of this crap..

:’(

[therealhunterx]

They’re deleting it every 20 hours too, don’t stop rebloging this!

[themediafix]

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality. This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be.  Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

[autbucky-remade]

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

[fyeahwhovians]

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

[artofcarmen]

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.

In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.

I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.

Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

[slitheringink]

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.

-Morgan

P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

[blackwoolncrown]

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

 limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.

[drtanner-dickery]

As I understand this ruling, it means that businesses now have to pay extra to ISPs to have access to their websites through that ISP provided at a reasonable speed. If you don’t pay, users’ access to your website will be slowed to a crawl - so independent people and small businesses can forget about getting onto that high speed access tier. 

This means that the American internet is going to be firmly under the control of those who have the most money. You’ll only get to see the content of those who can pay the ISPs to provide access at a reasonable speed. This means that you can expect to see skewed representation of just about everything, with those bigger businesses who can afford to pay ISPs a premium for access deciding what you can and cannot read, view and consume on the internet.

This is not something that we have in the UK. Our ISPs compete with each other to provide higher speeds, better services and lower prices, but because there’s a monopoly in the US of a few ISPs who provide services, they can afford to do this to you. You can’t go anywhere else, after all.

Everyone in the US needs to sign that petition, call their representatives, write angry letters and do whatever you can to tell your government that this ruling is Not Okay.

[polararts]

Maybe you guys are sick of this post but It’s really important to freelance artists and pretty much everyone who uses the internet, so here it is again.  \o0o/

[mr-tektites-sfm-blog-nsfw]

trump era is gonna be hell

[kajukisfm]

i dont want to pay for my memes.

[thetrial]

someone give me an american zip code I can use

[thewondersomethingorother]

FUCK

[the-raven-priest]

FOR GOD'S SAKE, FUCK OFF ALREADY!!!!!

[polistes]

[do-over]

I feel like maybe this might be of interest to some.

[catsof-blog]

PRRRRRRRRRRR-PRRRRRRRRRRRR

[doctorofwhut]

Kitty

[the-raven-priest]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, 

Little ball of fur.

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,

Pur, pur, pur.

[johncenasmixtape]

[naughtyjester]

“Please go away…”

[the-raven-priest]

LMAO, Ice Cube doesn’t give a single fuck.