L♲VE THE MEDIA

Reporting live from the historic John Varvatos

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This is the greatest set design I’ve ever seen.

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Succumb to the crumb

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Ceramic cleansing method

Don’t you hate when you’re washing the dishes and thinking about how David and Teddy sat under water—just like the stuff coming out of the faucet—waiting in front of the Blue Fairy as the oceans froze and humans became extinct just so David could turn into a real boy and see his mom, but only after 2,000 years when they’re the very last vestiges of humanity did David learn that his mom is long gone and the only way he could ever see her again is during a single day manufactured by A.I., and he did, and it was the best day ever, but you’re just standing there so mad at her like, why did you say those words that would make him love you for real in the first place? you knew what would happen and start hating people for more reasons than the normal ones as the sink overflows?

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The deep lore of ‘Unirally / Uniracers’ on the Super Nintendo.

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Explain THIS!!!!!!

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The Revenge of a Cameraman (1912) Mr. Beetle puts his claws on the wrong grasshopper cameraman as he rendezvous with a dragonfly who is not his wife, Mrs. Beetle. The grasshopper exacts his revenge, filming Mr. Beetle and his winged lover romanticize in their hotel room, then showing the picture at a local movie theater in front of none other than the Beetles themselves! Chaos ensues.

Dare I say the most underrated film of the century?

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I need this jacket.

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Merry cryptmas

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It is too hot

As you were

LG x

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Selling tonight’s TLC to nobody

You could witness an Irish daemond with perfect abs whose alter ego held hands with a Mensa member jump on top of a father who doesn't believe the Earth is flat, but thinks some things about it make sense... and that's all he's saying.

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Motivation of untold proportions

From frying meat and moving furniture at 8 in the morning to cracking open a cold one on the roof and strumming the guitar, there seems to be nothing my neighbors do without vigor.

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Gemini agonies

I’m a simple woman at the mercy of multi-million dollar entities who don’t know or care about the momentary joys they’re keeping from me due to “copyright grounds.”

1. Q-Tip, BJ version of Mama’s Bf. Four years and counting it’s been cutting off @ 1:23 and my fury will not dissipate until I hear all the way thru. 

2. Brit Awards, 1996 to be specific. It’s incredibly rude when they sing Park Life, but I need to hear the words that have been obliterated from the world—Has-beens shouldn’t present awards to gonna-bes—to enjoy the full scope of disrespect.

*What’s even more frustrating is that my happiness hinges in any way upon William Joel >:^(

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Happy Fall!

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A GHS facebook gruop I used to peruse.