Russell Howardās Good News s10e07
That last line.
If youāre so pro-life, why donāt you fuck off and get one.
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Russell Howardās Good News s10e07
That last line.
If youāre so pro-life, why donāt you fuck off and get one.
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No, but honestly, as an English major, there is nothing more hilarious than white/straight people who use the dictionary as their only defense.
You know what all my English professors have taught me? How useless the dictionary is, and how it could never reflect the intricacies of the relationship between language and culture.
The dictionary wonāt save you. Sorry.
Ah, the classic āOh, but the dictionary defines racism/sexism/{anything} asā¦ā
Interesting from the perspective of a language major. Also, the ādictionary-definitionā argument wouldnāt work for any subject if you study it at an advanced level.
You wouldnāt argue with a geneticist over the definition of a gene based on what is defined in the dictionary.
You wouldnāt argue with an astronomer over the definition of a black hole based on what is defined in a dictionary.
So why take a discussion on racism/sexism/oppression and boil it down to a dictionary definition of half a sentence?
In secondary school, at age 13, my answer to the questionĀ āWhat is a species?ā was no more than a sentence, copied directly from the text book and corresponding to the dictionary definition.
At university, at age 21, my answer to the questionĀ āWhat is a species?ā was a 2000-word essay which discussed different perspectives on the topic over the last hundred years.Ā
When you bring in the dictionary definition to a discussion as a means of ending it, you are being nothing short of ignorant.
Dictionary-thumpers are just as bad as bible-thumpers. Read another goddamn book, nobody will take you seriously if you only have one source.
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Exactly. The dictionary does not define language. People define language. The dictionary was only ever intended to be a guide to how people are using words at the time.
As someone studying English, Iād like to affirm this, too.
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Just some of Hillary Clintonās past
This is 100% accurate, she explicitly and deliberately smeared that little girl - and funnily enough, pulled a veryĀ similar act a couple decades later, when the girls/women in question were the victims of her husbandās abuse in the 90s. Ā (So much forĀ āthereās a special place in Hell for women who donāt support other women.ā Ā Fuck you, Hillary.)
Hillary Clinton isnāt just bad on the environment, bad on social issues,Ā bad on healthcare, and bad on people in poverty,Ā she is fundamentally a bad person, and the American people deserve to be aware of that.
This election matters.
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Welp, thereās something I didnāt actually know this time.Ā The links definitely get worse than the photo. Iād say she deserves a lot more than to lose an election at this pointā¦
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Does anyone else have like. Anxiety-related memory problems. Like, after you do something, you start wondering if you messed something up or did something wrong, and you get really anxious over possible mistakes you made and you genuinely canāt remember if you made those mistakes or not?
Like for example maybe you write someone a letter and then after sending it you start imagining you made some terrible mistake and despite the fact that you yourself wrote and proofread and sent it, you canāt remember if you did or not?
It happens to me a l o t and itās terrible and scary because I canāt trust my own memories when Iām anxious
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LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?
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