Bad Food Network Puns

food network, etc.

[foodnetwork-fandom]

(submitted by @louloubamboo)

[i-relate-to-the-villain]

Me watching kitchen nightmares in my pajamas at 3pm eating a freezer meal: ugh I can’t believe he didn’t use fresh parmesan for his lasagna ew

[19-percent]

Food network contestant: it’s held together by carmel, hopes, and prayers

An accurate description of my life

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Subtract the hopes and prayers and it’s me

[bbycmb]

The only love and affection I get is from food network and the cooking channel

[headbandsandflats]

Are you ever like, I’m too tired to even focus on something as low stakes as Chopped, I need pure trash, I need Guy Fieri-level low stakes? Chopped is too intellectual for me right now. I’m officially Guy’s Grocery Games-level tired.

[foodnetwork-fandom]

(submitted by @louloubamboo)

[altnbrwn]

[voxeterna1]

You know what will make me root against a Chopped contestant pretty much instantly? When they act preformatively disgusted by poor people food. Like, we get it- Coolwip and Hot Dogs aren’t exactly gourmet cuisine. But y'all just acted like pig snout was a delicious treat.Don’t pretend you’re revolted by canned soup.

[gaarfielf]

me: i need an easy cake recipe

food network: how about angel food cake! its so easy any idiot can make it

me: sick whats the recipe

food network: well first you need 16 eggs

me:

[mymoviefaves]

My favorite cooking show

This show has everything.

Fantastic costumes and set design

Terrible costumes and set design

Yummy recipes

A clown in a gimp mask

Fun facts about food

Props!

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Legit took me days to craft this 😂

[foodnetwork-fandom]

i’ve been to Oklahoma and let me say, i was not under the impression that a state food was whole wheat pasta

[5050mixup-deactivated20210505]

[punacceptable]

john from chopped is me: part 1

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

everything you’ve ever known is a lie

[bethecowgirl-deactivated2018121]

the year is 2085. every show on the food network is hosted by alton brown’s cryogenically frozen body

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

That’s only 67 years from now. Why must we assume he won’t live to be 122?

[unabletocomply]

I hate to disagree with Chef Anne

but knives are not the most important kitchen tool.

As my lord and savior Ina Garten always says: “Clean hands a cook’s best tool.”