Deadpan Treachery @sannhetormen - Tumblr Blog

What the fucking up you bastards`

I’m drunk as shit but I still know my login info for this site I was on a lot when my depression was like way worse than it already is now lol

sannhetormen

I’m a senior level cultivator for a weed farm now

What the fucking up you bastards`

I’m drunk as shit but I still know my login info for this site I was on a lot when my depression was like way worse than it already is now lol

dajo42

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

dajo42

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

sannhetormen

Only a select few remember, but Bart Simspon used to actually have the personality of a class clown before he turned into a one-dimensional sociopath.

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why is this so hard to understand

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Miss Piggy On Beauty

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What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

thedameloves

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

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And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

crunchbuttsteak

Imagine a young muggleborn student at Hogwarts. She’s calmly eating in the dining hall when an owl swoops in and drops off a scroll and a howler. Hesitantly, she opens the scroll. All it has i done word on it: “SOME” Looking over at the Howler, she suggenly get very worried. Carefully she opens up the Howler, dreading what it’s going to contain. The Howler rips itself open. “BODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME.”

privaterogrrs

@likesummerrainn

obaewankenope

@maawi - I would do this to you in a heartbeat ahahahaha

brachial-saur-blog

Can you imagine

can you even imagine

the sheer number and variety of ways Muggleborns would Rickroll each other.

“Hey Sue, can you open this jar for me, my wrist hurts”

“sure thing”– *WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOO-OO-OOOVEE*

tenoko1

Omg the other students would be SO CONFUSED why these new kids are laughing and DELIGHTED to get Howlers!!!!

ameliaadriannabooks

Someone gets a howler that just says “WHAT TEAM?” and hundreds of muggleborns and half-bloods scream out “WILDCATS”. The purebloods are very confused.

aerosorceress

you would not believe your eyes/ if ten million fireflies

iwillseethegoodness

homologg-blog

I’ve been thinking about this all morning

I want everyone in America to read this page

kaijutegu

Here’s a transcription (for text-to-speech, font changing, translation, whatever):

The discovery of cyanide in Tylenol capsules occurred in those same weeks of October 1982. The existence of the poisoned capsules, all found in the Chicago area, was first reported on October 1. The New York Times wrote a story on the Tylenol scare every day for the entire month of October and produced twenty-three more pieces in the two months after that. Four of the stories appeared on the front page The poisoning received comparable coverage in media across the country, inspiring an immense government effort. Within days of the discovery of what proved to be the only cyanide-laced capsules, the Food and Drug Administration issued orders removing the drug from store shelves across the country. Federal, state, and local authorities were immediately on hand to coordinate efforts in states thousands of miles from where the tampered boxes appeared. No action was too extreme and no expense too great, they insisted, to save lives.

Investigators poured into Chicago to crack the mystery. More than 100 state, federal, and local agents worked the Illinois end of the case alone, filling twenty-six volumes with 11,500 pages of probe reports. The Food and Drug Administration had more than 1,100 employees testing 1.5 million similar capsules for evidence of poisoning, and chasing down every faint possibility of a victim of the new terror, according to the breathless news reports of the time. Tylenol’s parent company, Johnson & Johnson, estimated spending $100 million in the effort. Within five weeks, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services issued new regulations on tamper-resistant packaging to avert repetition of such a tragedy.

In the end, the millions of dollars for CDC Tylenol investigations yielded little beyond the probability that some lone crackpot had tampered with a few boxes of the pain reliever. NO more cases of poisoning occurred beyond the first handful reported in early October. Yet the crisis showed how the government could spring into action, issue warnings, change regulations, and spend money, lots of money, when they thought the lives of Americans were at stake.

Altogether, seven people died from the cyanide-laced capsules; one other man in Yuba City, California, got sick, but it turned out he was faking it so he could collect damages from Johnson & Johnson.

By comparison, 634 Americans had been stricken with AIDS by October 5, 1982. Of these, 260 were dead. There was no rush to spend money, mobilize public health officials, or issue regulations that might save lives.

The institution that is supposed to be the public’s watchdog, the news media, had gasped a collective yawn over the story of dead and dying homosexuals. In New York City, where half the nation’s AIDS cases resided, The New York Times had written only three stories about the epidemic in 1981 and three more stories in all of 1982. None made the front page. Indeed, one could have lived in New York, or in most of the United States for that matter, and not even have been aware from the daily newspapers that an epidemic was happening, even while government doctors themselves were predicting that the scourge would wipe out the lives of tens of thousands.

judithbutleroverdrive-deactivat

Shoutout to all the LGBT kids who have had to sit in a class where the teacher has made your humanity into a topic for debate.

Shoutout to the closeted trans girls who had to sit through rants after Caitlyn Jenner came out.

Shoutout to all the kids who were out of the closet and were made into an example to be scrutinized and pushed around.

Shoutout to all the kids too young to be able to articulately defend your own existence, let alone deal with the emotional and psychological baggage that came with being in a hostile and abusive environment.

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thesnobbyartsyblog

Look book

irisesirises

she’s a trump supporter :/

thesnobbyartsyblog

You gotta check the facts before you spread misinformation. Many people read headlines from satire news websites and just go with it.

mattydontstart

Fran is a survivor of sexual assault and a huge supporter of LGBTQIA+ rights. Do you REALLY think she’d support that racist rapist?!

sodomymcscurvylegs

She specifically became involved in LGBTQ+ advocacy when her then ex husband came out to her some years after their divorce, and she even made a show with him 2011 trying to help him find love. Fran Drescher is an angel!

thriftorama

Fran is honestly such a good and kind person and she’s a fighter……don’t defame her!

She’s also……..a Jewish woman and Donald Trump was elected by white nationalists…………….like this is not funny…….

left-reminders

She’s a Trump supporter my ass

gayforjesus

this post started with the best fashion looks of the 90s and ended in a call for a socialist revolution I love it

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Fran Dresher says if you a capitalist you unfashionable and all your clothes is last season y'all need to get with the program

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The concert will make Matthew the world’s youngest ever conductor!

Matthew’s performance will form part of NSO’s ‘Animal Magic!’ show which will also feature Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky and Peter and the Wolf by Prokofiev.

Neil Bennison, music programme manager at the Royal Concert Hall, said young conductors like Matthew are rare.

Successful conductors have to be team managers, leaders, motivators and diplomats, and these people skills take time to develop and require a level of maturity that only comes with years of experience.Orchestras can be pretty merciless to conductors for whom they have no respect, so you’d have to be a supremely confident young maestro to win over a lot of hardened professional musicians.

Derek Williams, NSO conductor and Matthew’s music teacher, added:

I spotted Matthew’s musical talent very early on in his musical tuition as I’ve been teaching him violin for five years. There aren’t many children who have the ability to conduct a 75-strong orchestra from memory and it’s a really incredible thing to witness.

Can we be honest for a moment and say that it’s rare to hear anything positive on the news, especially when it comes to black children? Matthew Smith is definitely making history. This young man is talented. I hope he does well and goes far.