[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

condescending online man day

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

[changbins-what-keeps-me-alive]

[euripideez-nuts]

dark cottagecore but make it fantasy novel

[meetthefatess]

little thing to celebrate these slutty slutty legends

[counterspelling]

Endless ACOCAF

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever

[seshrat]

[oniongarlic]

*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

[modogoblin]

[taugirlmara]

Honestly I'd love to invite u out with us but like..my gf passively deals aoe poison damage, and no offence but your toxin resistance is meagre and she would instantly rot you into mulch

[titkoks]

my jaw hit the floor

[cipheramnesia]

excuse the fuck out of whoever this is

[dragonprincessmew]

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

[transgenderrari-moved]

[yrbutchgf]

mentally im here

[jolynegarcia]

🌿  The Big Spoon 🌿

[thechekhov]

Local men attempt to unsuccessfully prevent their tall, beautiful, feral wife from committing crimes. More at 9. 

[laurenbudoren]

Did I ever tell you guys that I made another one?

[sharper-and-bigger]

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

[laurenbudoren]

Yeah, and I used it as such.

[furbearingbrick]

pass the crab to your followers

[gh0stb1tesss]

*tosses the crab like a wedding bouquet*