Petty

welcome to the shitzone

[chazchaschad]

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ON A BEAUTIFUL SHIP…. WITH A BEAUTIFUL CREW… AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF…. HOW DID I GET HERE?

[televisionenjoyer]

I love watching movie credits like whoa all these people worked on this movie. And not one of them at any of point was like whoa don't you think this movie is perhaps too dark and you can't see shit?

[karrakazz]

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

[tinsnip]

[dreadwedge]

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

[phemiec]

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

It is time

[quarter0master]

[punk-jaskier]

My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

[saltykingsalty]

[znorton]

The clips are a fantastic idea and I hope I remember that next time I paint.

[alexandriad]

back to the antiquity with these ancient grecian gal pals

[tastefullyoffensive]

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[thereisselfpreservation]

[neenarchive]

sorry. quitting my job to be a full time lesbian prince

[neenarchive]

sorry. quitting my job as a lesbian prince to become a car

[teaboot]

lightning mcqueen origin story

[gwendolynewood]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[hanpancakes]

ALT

ALT

Stupid dumb little comic

[crown-princess-carrion]

I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.