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to celebrate my new job, i’m probably gonna say goodbye to tumblr

xoxo

bgallaghers

hahahahahah [3 jobs later]

this honest to god happened to a friend of mine

Me: I'll take a decaf drip coffee.

Independent Coffee Barista: We don't make hot coffee.

M: Hahaha

ICB: No, I'm serious. We don't make it after 12.

M: Oh. Wow. Okay, I'll take a cold brew then.

ICB: We don't do cold brew. And you should know that cold brew refers to a process, not a product.

M: Oh, I'm sorry. I got some cold coffee here the other day. Whatever it was, I want that. Was it just iced coffee?

ICB: I doubt that, because we don't make iced coffee at [Independent Coffee Shop]. We have iced espresso.

M: Oh, okay. I'll take a bottle of water.

ICB: The only thing we have in a bottle is Diet Coke and it's not cold yet.

M: Any juice?

ICB: You're going to come to a coffee shop and order juice? You're going to pay me to pour Tropicana in a cup?

M: I just want this experience to be over, man.

#if someone did this at starbucks they would probably get fired lmfao #how about instead of shooting every question down #you offer an alternative ?#it's like that donut shop bit from weird al's albuquerque

im sorry, "bromances aren’t deep"????????????? auston matthews and mitch marner just sang bon jovi together on the bench during a line brawl, score-adjusted fenwick aint deeper than that shit

my last words on this website and how i want you all to remember me

#still giving out alterna-blog url if you want it #kisses!

oh! and before i leave forever again, i just don’t want anyone to forget

I THINK PATRICK KANE IS A TALENTED HOCKEY PLAYER

ok ttfn

also. lost in all of this. AUSTON MATTHEWS AND MITCH MARNER SANG BON JOVI ON THE BENCH DURING A LINE BRAWL AND TYLER DELLOW HIMSELF WOULD PROBABLY RATHER DISCUSS THAT THAN JHONAS ENROTH’S MERCAD.

aw man, don’t follow me here, y’all. <3

ok i'm not gonna Leave leave probably, so if you want the URL for my 100% hockey blog you can ask 😘😘

manadvantage

fuck me.

#this is my favorite thing to lip read #patrick kane #blackhawks #hockey iqueue

thederpyphilosopher replied to your post:to celebrate my new job, i’m probably gonna say...

congrats on the job…please don’t leave

ahhh thanks..........i’m never on anymore anyway! y’all should follow me on twitter lol

#thederpyphilosopher

@zackthebrown unexciting (but FT !) call center sort of but not like for customers. ha. thx :)

#replys

to celebrate my new job, i’m probably gonna say goodbye to tumblr

xoxo

Faerie Queen: And now that you have proven yourself in front of my entire court, saving my life and the lives of my gentry, I will grant you a boon. Ask any question, and you shall have your answer--even if I must take leave of my throne and quest to grant you satisfaction.

Me: Was My Immortal written as a joke or was the author serious??

#oh my god same