Chase

Early 20’s. Still NOT a porn blog. But feel free to enjoy the selfies 😘 Don’t call me cute. "Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself." -Charlie Chaplin

[bi-corn97]

I’m happy for you.

[bi-corn97]

I will survive this.

With or without you.

[scoutsmoocrew]

[ate-wapakels69-deactivated20170]

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

[zagreus]

pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant

[thickness-protection-program]

A seahorse wrote this

[zagreus]

im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil

[rambeaus]

Marilyn Monroe’s Pink Dress + Pop Culture

Gentleman Prefer Blondes (1953) Madonna Material Girl (1985) Gossip Girl (S5E13) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (S2E03) Kylie Jenner 2019 Halloween Costume Megan Thee Stallion & Normani Diamonds (2020) Birds of Prey (2020) 

[magnusedom]

Dinah Lance in BIRDS OF PREY (2020)

[narliee]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009)

[dailyflicks]

SLEEPY HOLLOW 1999 | dir. Tim Burton

[keikomivra]

what if…zombies?

how to survive a zombie apocalypse in three steps

[4marvels-universe]

Scott Lang and the Cloak of Levitation

“What If…?” episode 5

[justcatposts]

The way my new kitten was looking at my husband on the way home 

(Source)

[husbandcinnamon]

i dont get guys that go hiking with no shirts on but a backpack. Isnt that uncomfortable? What about the bugs? Sunburn? I have questions

[minouminouminou]

[michaelmilkers]

i can not stress how important it is that we maintain tumblr’s reputation as the birthplace of overbearing SJWs because if the right wing “my free speech is being threatened by twitter’s terms of service” crowd ever finds out about what a fucking lawless wasteland this website actually is and decide to take advantage we will never get rid of them

keep being weird where redditors can see you and repost screenshots making fun of you. the balance of our ecosystem needs it. godspeed

[dopeybeauty]

they gone take this away from us too like they did with hover text

[ominaterthegreat]

What was hover text

[dopeybeauty]

me, reading this reply and being forced to acknowledge how long i’ve been on this godless website

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

tea drinkers: idiots

coffee drinkers: morons

pepsi cola drinkers: nice to meet you ma’am would you like me to hold your massive brain and wallet for you?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

condensed soup drinkers: