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W|30s|🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈|he/him|side 1:defectivecompass side 2:synthfemme No minors. i use the block button liberally ✌️😙

[husbandcinnamon]

namaste

[beardedmrbean]

[sacred-portal]

[medievaljournalist]

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

[medievaljournalist]

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

[victusinveritas]

[quovadis-jasen]

[segamascott]

[luguuuu]

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s kinda crazy to me how they discovered that hitting the ball with your head in soccer gives you a bunch of mini concussions and they banned that in kids soccer but apparently adults getting a bunch of small concussions in their day job is fine.

[alltheknickknacks]

Adults can consent to brain damage Keven

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not my name and we force adults to do things like wear their seatbelt so idk why people should get brain damage for our entertainment

[tunaculosis]

"I think these gladiatorial games might not be a great idea"

"Adults can consent to being eaten by lions, Bofades."

[gayhoediaz]

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

[some-stars]

this shit from the comments is unironically so fucking sad to me. this is where we’re at now? “aren’t books supposed to have morals?” genuinely let’s all just pack it in and go home, we tried the whole “experiencing life and art at a greater complexity level than an eight year old can handle” thing and it didn’t work out, somebody break the news to oscar wilde, we’re done here. “books are meant to teach you something.” christ.

[napalm-waistcoat]

[bioloyg]

@astromachinations I actually need this on the post

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a comminity label when they dont fucking need one.

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[theehorsepusssy]

[ozempicofficial]

[boyanachronism]

Pop off those jorts and let’s see that hog, sailor.

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[omruc]