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please read my faq. sad bi retail worker trying to break into the health policy field. i have inappropriate sinus tachycardia and it sucks. white cis girl, she/her. the blog does not and will not prioritize men. trying to be aro ace & trans inclusive, so feel free to let me know if i screw up.

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don’t you just *clenches fist* hate doctors

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i have, apparently, sprained my foot. how or when i did this is a mystery. went to the urgent care because i can’t really walk on it without feeling like my entire foot is getting smashed by a rock every time I try and put weight on it.

they ordered an xray to make sure it wasn’t broken, which is all as lovely as daisies in spring, but after they confirmed it wasn’t broken, the urgent care doctor didn’t even bother to see me or check out my foot and just sent me on my way with instructions to keep icing and taking ibuprofen, which I’ve been doing for three days, and a flyer on caring for your sprain.

first bullet: walk or put weight on your sprained foot if it does not hurt.

IT DOES HURT! THATS WHY IM HERE!

last bullet: come back if it gets worse.

IT IS GETTING WORSE! THATS WHY IM HERE!

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like honestly we live in a city you think they could add some sort of “if you can’t walk 1/2 a mile to get to the train...” bullet

should I get crutches? should I be wrapping this? should i be getting permission to work from home? should I be worried that i am out of town for a bachelorette/wedding for four days this weekend? some instruction would be nice here!!!

[bi-privilege]

don’t you just *clenches fist* hate doctors

[bi-privilege]

i have, apparently, sprained my foot. how or when i did this is a mystery. went to the urgent care because i can’t really walk on it without feeling like my entire foot is getting smashed by a rock every time I try and put weight on it.

they ordered an xray to make sure it wasn’t broken, which is all as lovely as daisies in spring, but after they confirmed it wasn’t broken, the urgent care doctor didn’t even bother to see me or check out my foot and just sent me on my way with instructions to keep icing and taking ibuprofen, which I’ve been doing for three days, and a flyer on caring for your sprain.

first bullet: walk or put weight on your sprained foot if it does not hurt.

IT DOES HURT! THATS WHY IM HERE!

last bullet: come back if it gets worse.

IT IS GETTING WORSE! THATS WHY IM HERE!

[bi-privilege]

don’t you just *clenches fist* hate doctors

[niyarest]

violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

[niyarest]

love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that

[niyarest]

all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it

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leah on the offbeat is EVERYTHING my poor little high school bi self needed I am LOVING IT

[petefoxshend-deactivated2018062]

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

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“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

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sometimes ur just having a good monday, it’s a slow day at work, ur minding your own business, you hop on fb real quick to talk about your fantasy football schedule, and BAM u see that your dad’s new girlfriend is posting pizzagate sequels from true pundit on her mf fb page

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gotta love how the approximately 10 gajillion articles like this that have come out since the 2016 election cycle started never mention the sheer number of people out there who legit believe that bill clinton is out assassinating journalists to cover up his supposed child trafficking sex cult

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and if you’re wondering what those “sheer numbers” are, approx HALF of registered republicans surveyed in 2016 believed that the original pizza gate bs was “probably or definitely true”

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sometimes ur just having a good monday, it’s a slow day at work, ur minding your own business, you hop on fb real quick to talk about your fantasy football schedule, and BAM u see that your dad’s new girlfriend is posting pizzagate sequels from true pundit on her mf fb page

[bi-privilege]

gotta love how the approximately 10 gajillion articles like this that have come out since the 2016 election cycle started never mention the sheer number of people out there who legit believe that bill clinton is out assassinating journalists to cover up his supposed child trafficking sex cult

[bi-privilege]

sometimes ur just having a good monday, it’s a slow day at work, ur minding your own business, you hop on fb real quick to talk about your fantasy football schedule, and BAM u see that your dad’s new girlfriend is posting pizzagate sequels from true pundit on her mf fb page

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does anyone have a list of theaters where this Miseducation of Cameron Post is playing?

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@queerical thank you!!! that was exactly what i was trying to find!!!

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does anyone have a list of theaters where this Miseducation of Cameron Post is playing?

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going to brunch and found this on yelp

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“are you gay or straight?” “im a millennial”

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going to brunch and found this on yelp

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honestly my parents’ divorce has been so fucking ugly and awful to me as a 25 year old woman who hasn’t lived at home full-time for 7 years, I can’t imagine what this is like for teens & children

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mini performance review with my boss reveals that my greatest attributes as an employee are that I write “really well, really fast, and yet have no pride of authorship” i always knew that my terrible self esteem would pay off one day

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basically I work in a tiny organization staffed almost entirely of type A people, all of whom want their input included on every project but none of whom can actually collaborate or take constructive criticism well, and I think she’s relieved that there is at least 1 person here who is never offended by the 10 zillion rounds of edits everything goes through and who will just shrug and who will just shrug and go “ok, sure” when the CEO has decided we need to approach a paper/powerpoint/whatever from an entirely different direction & redo the whole thing, which happens at least once a week

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to elaborate, my boss once suggested to a coworker that she change the shape of the button links on an event web page from have squared corners to having rounded corners to match our main website and ignited a week long office-wide war

[bi-privilege]

mini performance review with my boss reveals that my greatest attributes as an employee are that I write “really well, really fast, and yet have no pride of authorship” i always knew that my terrible self esteem would pay off one day

[bi-privilege]

basically I work in a tiny organization staffed almost entirely of type A people, all of whom want their input included on every project but none of whom can actually collaborate or take constructive criticism well, and I think she’s relieved that there is at least 1 person here who is never offended by the 10 zillion rounds of edits everything goes through and who will just shrug go “ok, sure” when the CEO has decided we need to approach a paper/powerpoint/whatever from an entirely different direction & redo the whole thing, which happens at least once a week

[bi-privilege]

mini performance review with my boss reveals that my greatest attributes as an employee are that I write “really well, really fast, and yet have no pride of authorship” i always knew that my terrible self esteem would pay off one day