schloppy

Thirsting through life, one day at a time. Wanted to stop flooding my main everytime I realized I'm extremely attracted to a people(tm) Bi/ 23/ she/they

[bi-thirstposting]

The exception to everything is Evan from TX2. I met him and I'd still love to bend him over a table.

[bi-thirstposting]

The thing is that now that I'm getting slammed by my gf most days I'm actually way less horny for people I've never met

[bi-thirstposting]

Very specific jokes about head like when she asks where she should finish and I have to do a SWOT analysis in my head

[johnbottoms]

that “i dont have a dick but i do think w it” post literally is like. sorry like thats me im SORRY

[bi-thirstposting]

No babe, I swallow because I have an irrational fear of spit, not for your benefit 💀

[bi-thirstposting]

So here's what I'm thinking

You, a plague doctor mask

Me, a subway apron

[bi-thirstposting]

Somebody You Loved by Lewis Capaldi is playing

[bi-thirstposting]

Wtf was I going through

[bi-thirstposting]

"you can grab my ass" I can't reach it with these T-Rex arms but thanks homie

[enbies-and-felonies]

“not when you laugh /like a song/” GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[johnbottoms]

that “i dont have a dick but i do think w it” post literally is like. sorry like thats me im SORRY

[bi-thirstposting]

An ISO as

But for simps

[bi-thirstposting]

Don't know if

I've just been listening to too much Mickey Darling, but really got a hankering to blow someone

[bi-thirstposting]

So here's what I'm thinking

You, a plague doctor mask

Me, a subway apron

[bi-thirstposting]

Somebody You Loved by Lewis Capaldi is playing

[bi-thirstposting]

So here's what I'm thinking

You, a plague doctor mask

Me, a subway apron

[bi-thirstposting]

So glad I started taking Adderall so I could unlock higher brain function for things like

*checks notes*

...finding out about new kinks?

[satyriconmp3]

nobody told me they love me most ardently this morning... whatever

[bi-thirstposting]

Throwing up the bread course and then flirting with the DJ at a wedding

This has just become my oversharing blog ❤️🥵

[smittenbutch]

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

[bigbigtruck]

i think about this post literally every day